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So I just wanted to let everyone know that I am on a very strict showering schedule. And I know that you guys all have figured out how to avoid getting text messages while showering, but I am new to the iPhone, and text messaging systems. It really frustrates me when I hear an incoming text message right in the middle of a shower. Obviously I hate having to get out dripping wet, dry my hand off enough to check my phone, only to see it was something that could have waited, or something not really important at all? Tonight I was having a nice text conversation with someone (I won’t say who) and it seemed the conversation had wrapped up nicely. I thought 'Perfect, now I am on schedule for my shower' But as soon as I stepped in and was about to turn on the water I received another text from the same person. I just about lost my mind and didn’t even end up having a shower. It turns out the text message only said "How long you going for?” as if to continue the previous conversation. I’m sick and tired of never knowing how long before my shower is gonna be ruined each time I get naked and turn the taps on. I know people don’t do it on purpose but sometimes it feels like maybe they do. HERE IS MY REGULAR SHOWER SCHEDULE. It only varies of course now depending on my Msgs. Mon to Friday 9:04 am - 10:25 am 11:32 am - 12:44 pm 1: 35 pm - 1:38 pm (1:39 to be safe on this one) 2: 03pm - 2:59 pm 4:24 pm - 6:22 pm 8:26 pm - 8: 29 pm 9: 20 - 10: 04 pm 11: 46pm - 1:40 am Weekends are the same except an additional shower at 3:33 pm to 4:01 pm. However on Sundays I skip the 9:04 am shower so that’s a bonus time to text me. I would appreciate it if everyone wrote these times down, before sending me a needless “what are you up to?” text message. Unless it is an actual family emergency you are only wasting my shower time. And please please don’t call me when I’m showering! I’ve had that happen to me recently and it now has definitely gone way too far.
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redshirt posted:I want to be rich enough to have a car wash shower, where I stand on a conveyor belt and move along as various brushes and hoses clean and dry me. you dont have to be rich to do that, just go to the car wash with your windows open, nude
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Nov 1, 2023 22:46
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ooo im so dirty better squirt some soap all over me
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Nov 1, 2023 22:50
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Just dump a bunch of soap on my head and let gravity and water flow do the work, I'm not a sucker
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Nov 1, 2023 23:04
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numberoneposter posted:So I just wanted to let everyone know that I am on a very strict showering schedule. And I know that you guys all have figured out how to avoid getting text messages while showering, but I am new to the iPhone, and text messaging systems. It really frustrates me when I hear an incoming text message right in the middle of a shower. Obviously I hate having to get out dripping wet, dry my hand off enough to check my phone, only to see it was something that could have waited, or something not really important at all? Tonight I was having a nice text conversation with someone (I won’t say who) and it seemed the conversation had wrapped up nicely. I thought 'Perfect, now I am on schedule for my shower' But as soon as I stepped in and was about to turn on the water I received another text from the same person. I just about lost my mind and didn’t even end up having a shower. It turns out the text message only said "How long you going for?” as if to continue the previous conversation. I’m sick and tired of never knowing how long before my shower is gonna be ruined each time I get naked and turn the taps on. I know people don’t do it on purpose but sometimes it feels like maybe they do. How do you prevent dry skin with all that showering?
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Nov 1, 2023 23:29
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redshirt posted:How do you prevent dry skin with all that showering? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-7foxHfhE4
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Nov 1, 2023 23:32
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I take ant baths. That's where you climb on top of an anthill and let the ants bite you until you are clean. Saves a bit of time and a lot of water.
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flubber nuts posted:I take ant baths. That's where you climb on top of an anthill and let the ants bite you until you are clean. Saves a bit of time and a lot of water. Do they bite your rear end in a top hat too?
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Nov 1, 2023 23:43
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*blushing* you want me to scrub where, mister?
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Nov 2, 2023 00:15
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I'm just angry in the shower the entire time. Impotent rage even.
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Nov 2, 2023 00:17
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I've befriended a small flock of groomer birds that feed off my skin parasites.
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Nov 2, 2023 00:25
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redshirt posted:I want to be rich enough to have a car wash shower, where I stand on a conveyor belt and move along as various brushes and hoses clean and dry me.
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Nov 2, 2023 00:26
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Internet Old One posted:I’ve thought about getting a shower chair and little waterproof lcd display so I can just live in there forever and never go to work.
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Nov 2, 2023 00:37
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I usually bathe instead OP
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Nov 2, 2023 00:39
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Posting in another epic GBS Irish Spring thread
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Nov 2, 2023 00:55
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Devils Affricate posted:I just eat my own rear end all day like a cat 
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Nov 2, 2023 02:47
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I'm not even shocked at bigbadsteve considering one time when I worked apartment maintenance and went to recaulk a bathroom, these people ONLY had the facerag on the toilet paper holder, no toilet paper
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Nov 2, 2023 03:25
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I remember everyone raving about what a difference it made to squeegee yourself off after a shower; just like use your hands to squeeze all the water off your limbs. So I tried it and was like, "What the gently caress are they talking about? This does nothing." Then I realized I was probably reading the comments of a bunch of hairy men.
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Nov 2, 2023 03:42
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DrSunshine posted:Do they bite your rear end in a top hat too? Uhh yes, the ants bite my rear end in a top hat, how else would it get clean?
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Nov 2, 2023 03:47
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just lol if you dont dry yourself with a sheep skin shammy then lather up with lanolin before donning your merino wool suit
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Nov 2, 2023 03:47
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ran out of tp tonight so i ground my rear end on the door frame as a bear would a tree stump
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Nov 2, 2023 04:28
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this poo poo loving owns i have the tea tree oil one
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Nov 2, 2023 04:35
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I have this horizontal tube lubed up with soap and such and I dive headfirst through it repeatedly
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Nov 2, 2023 04:38
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I use a cheap bar of soap and my hands, no loofah or anything. No shampoo, just a good scrub with hot water. For my face and feet I use my hands all lathered up, for everything else I directly rub the bar on my body, then give an extra rub to on the pits and on the peepee and doodoo area. Is no shampoo still a thing? I literally haven't washed my hair with anything but water in years
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Nov 2, 2023 04:43
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I just bathe in ladies' squart
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feelix posted:I use a cheap bar of soap and my hands, no loofah or anything. No shampoo, just a good scrub with hot water. For my face and feet I use my hands all lathered up, for everything else I directly rub the bar on my body, then give an extra rub to on the pits and on the peepee and doodoo area. is your hair always greasy? if i go a single day without using shampoo mine is like a solid brick
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pencilhands posted:is your hair always greasy? if i go a single day without using shampoo mine is like a solid brick For me, what happened was literally the thing that all the no-shampoo advocates claim will happen: it was greasy for a few days, then it just became normal permanently. They say it's because you're "washing off your hair's natural oils so it's overproducing them". It worked for me, I'm sure it's different for everyone.
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Nov 2, 2023 04:48
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What's with the schizo poo poo at the top and bottom of the bottle?
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Nov 2, 2023 04:51
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Devils Affricate posted:What's with the schizo poo poo at the top and bottom of the bottle? The schizo poo poo is the entire bottle and it's contents But it IS good poo poo https://info.drbronner.com/all-one-blog/2020/04/behind-label-heal-earth/
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Nov 2, 2023 04:52
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There's a fine line between washing your butthole and playing with it, and frankly I'm not afraid to walk the line
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Nov 2, 2023 04:53
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JetSetGo posted:There's a fine line between washing your butthole and playing with it, and frankly I'm not afraid to walk the line The thin brown line
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Nov 2, 2023 04:54
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I lock the bathroom door, turn the shower on, browse on my phone for 15 minutes, strip off, spray myself head to toe with about half a can of body spray, get dressed into clean clothes, leave my old clothes on the floor, and go back to my room until my housemates start complaining again.
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Nov 2, 2023 04:59
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i really get up in there
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my entire house is basic 1990s styling and IDGAF, it's mostly just an engineering workshop and parts warehouse where I also happen to sleep. But I spent an unreasonable amount of money on a comprehensive shower upgrade. I can select from about a million different computer controlled sprayer nozzles and mister combinations and all of it at ideal temperature. It can produce a reasonable simulation of getting stuck in a tropical monsoon rain or I can get blasted from the sides, there's a compressor in there too. loving fantastic. Like a car wash for people. The whole contraption is only practical because water mineral content is very low here so there's no residue clogging up the nozzles and I don't need to wipe the shower walls and fixtures down after use to prevent limescale. I'm planning a move to Ireland and water mineral content is high there so I hate the thought that I won't be able to make such a nice setup there.
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Nov 2, 2023 05:30
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sometimes i just do dry shampoo though. feels nice living that chinchilla life
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frumpykvetchbot posted:my entire house is basic 1990s styling and IDGAF, it's mostly just an engineering workshop and parts warehouse where I also happen to sleep. Oh yeah that reminds me, as a no shampoo person I really noticed when I moved literally to the other side of the same apartment complex and all of the sudden the water was really hard and made my hair spiky? It kind of just resolved itself IIRC but I did complain to the landlord so they might have just fixed the water softener/filtration whatever thing
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i don't get wet, the water gets me instead.
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