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Birds take dirt baths. We should get some scientists to check that out.
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I brush my teeth in the shower to save time. Also wash my rear end in a top hat a few times. And make sure to rinse like a MF. I pee in the shower too. A lot. Also use shampoo and conditioner. My hair is long and curly and tangles like a MF if I don't do that poo poo every day. Also I wash my nutsack. And my face.
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I see your part of the dirty dick clean balls clan.
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Saalkin posted:I see your part of the dirty dick clean balls clan. Who says I have a dick?
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Ambassadorofsodomy posted:Who says I have a dick? gently caress is my spreadsheet wrong?!
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I simply take a piss before I get in the shower. Wild poo poo, no?
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i dont know but im pretty sure when I shower its quite wetter than most. very wet showers in this household.
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frumpykvetchbot posted:my entire house is basic 1990s styling and IDGAF, it's mostly just an engineering workshop and parts warehouse where I also happen to sleep. i want this  how much was everything?
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Nov 2, 2023 14:54
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I used to get a bleeding nose literally everytime I went for a shower
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JollyBoyJohn posted:I used to get a bleeding nose literally everytime I went for a shower Tbf it's the best place to bleed
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Nov 2, 2023 15:06
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my favorite shower beverage, behind the shower beer
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Nov 2, 2023 15:08
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Back in the late 2000s there were goons who were so hyped on Dr Bronners that they advocated brushing their teeth with it instead of toothpaste
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Nov 2, 2023 15:14
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Dr Bronners makes chocolate now
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Nov 2, 2023 15:22
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I'm drinking a cup of Dr Bronners right now
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Nov 2, 2023 15:24
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Some days I don't put the lotion on my skin....
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DrSunshine posted:Yeah, well, I only wash my butthole in the shower, what do you think about that, smartguy? I'd be willing to guess that most people who do not have a bidet only wash their butthole in the shower. Now if you wash only your butthole in the shower, that would be something. Pedants unite!
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Nov 2, 2023 15:55
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i live in FL, it rains often enough that i don’t need to shower or wash my clothes it’s pretty handy but i could live without the trenchfoot
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Nov 2, 2023 15:57
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I throw dust all over myself, then slather olive oil on my body and scrape it off with a strigil.
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Nov 2, 2023 17:00
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Just like 1/2 a can of axe spray that poo poo all over middle school locker room style yeeee
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Wash cloth? Bath puff? Some kind of long handled brush? A real loofah? Nothing at all like an animal? What's your preferred item for scrubbing poo poo particles off of yourself then returning for the next shower and putting it on your face?
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redshirt posted:Some days I don't put the lotion on my skin....
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Konar posted:What's your preferred item for scrubbing poo poo particles off of yourself then returning for the next shower and putting it on your face? you know you can wash a wash cloth right? you can get a pack of like six of them for a few bucks and use a different one every day and just put them in the laundry like anything else
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Konar posted:Wash cloth? Why wouldn't you have a separate thing for your face? I wash my body and rear end in a top hat with the loofah, I don't loofah my face. I have a separate washcloth for my face. E: Unless goons enjoy pink eye, then who am I to judge? Grey Cat fucked around with this message at 17:29 on Nov 2, 2023 |
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I have the bath puffs, so washing one of those isn't really an option. I guess I run it under the hot water and rinse it off before lathering it up? I was just parroting a reddit-rear end point I see mentioned all the time about "last thing you wash before getting and first thing you wash getting in", I personally take care of all face stuff in the mirror post shower.
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huge fan of going camping and washing my b*tt h*le in a lake or river fresh
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blight rhino posted:i want this we don't want this to be a 3O thread do we? around $12K including all fixtures, installation and tile work.
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I put in 70 cents into the coin slot and step into the VAPOR CHAMBER. After some fiddling with knobs, I am awash in bespoke & artisanal farts from around the globe from a variety of animals: horse, elephant, duck, chicken, dog; I huff all the farts, imagining their origin, and after a few minutes of crying, exit the VAPOR CHAMBER. I am ready to greet the day anew and return to my job: the President of the United States of America.
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Toxic Mental posted:I simply take a piss before I get in the shower. Wild poo poo, no? You could also shampoo your hair in the sink before getting in the shower. Not sure what point you're trying to make here. 
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Nooner posted:Just like 1/2 a can of axe spray that poo poo all over middle school locker room style yeeee Then it comes wandering into my science lab. This is an everyday occurrence at school.
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Stand under the ice cold bucket every schoolday, before chores and gruel.
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I only wash my legsGenesplicer posted:Then it comes wandering into my science lab. This is an everyday occurrence at school. Do you make all the students use the safety shower when they come in, so the science isn't dangerous?
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Stoned, playing jazz on a waterproof speaker, and using soaps with rare fragrances from exotic lands.
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Moving from one blasted out industrial site to the next, in the cover of night. Grateful for that trickle of water from the somehow still functioning city sewer, a closely held secret. Not sure who I fear more, the machines.... or my fellow man.
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i just use that gel for cleaning car interiors and keyboards that you see advertised on youtube.
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JollyBoyJohn posted:I used to get a bleeding nose literally everytime I went for a shower I hate to break it to you, but your shower was haunted. I have one of those shower heads with a hose and it's really good for getting every angle.
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I release the weight hanging beside my bed and it pulls the ziplines sewn into my sheets as it falls, ripping them clear of my body. Then the front of my bed drops, tilting down to a useful 30 degree slope. Assisted by gravity, I scuttle down to the foot of my bed and tumble off into the trap door. I sleep in pajamas now because the metal slide hurts if I sleep naked. It drops me into the shower, which is already running because my chimpanzee butler knows when to turn it on. I designed this system expecting I'd sleep nude, but I've learned to bathe in my pajamas so it's not a big deal. I just insert the soap hose into my collar, inject it all around my chest and back, and then rub the shirt around like a wearable wash cloth. I repeat the process for my lower body by sticking the soap hose into my waist band. Once I'm all soaped up I take my clothes off, leaving them on the floor of the shower for my butler, and then I rinse clean. When I step out of the shower I flick the switch on the power strip connected to 5 large room fans and they blow me dry in about 2-3 minutes.
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Bukakke is the Japanese word for shower isn't it? Really makes you think.
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the vast majority of humanity answer right now is: nooooooooo!
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the last time i showered? i dunno 9 months ago? do the winter rains count?
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