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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > DEESCRIBE HOW YOU SHOWER
 
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Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

 I don’t

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Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

BigBadSteve posted:

I live alone

Oh for real?

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Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

BigBadSteve posted:

Why don't you talk to me instead of about me.

In any case, I wipe my rear end well with toilet paper, then final wipe(s) with a face wash cloth reserved for the purpose (I don't wipe my face with it) doused with warm water. No, it's not a rag on a stick, there's no stick. :lol: And of course I rinse the wash cloth well afterwards.

People who don't do this, unless they use a bidet of some sort instead or shower after making GBS threads, are just dirty, IMO. :lol:

You wipe your rear end in a top hat with a poo poo-flecked used washcloth that you just rinse off, presumably getting poo poo all over your fingers and sink, but refuse to just spread your asscheeks in the shower to get clean

What

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Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

 This is some SA forums 2005 poo poo lol

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Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

 I just bathe in ladies' squart

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Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

 I simply take a piss before I get in the shower. Wild poo poo, no?

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Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

 Back in the late 2000s there were goons who were so hyped on Dr Bronners that they advocated brushing their teeth with it instead of toothpaste

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > DEESCRIBE HOW YOU SHOWER