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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > DEESCRIBE HOW YOU SHOWER
 
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Wilkins Micawber
Jan 27, 2005

as we leave this existence
looking for another
Fallen Rib
I put in 70 cents into the coin slot and step into the VAPOR CHAMBER. After some fiddling with knobs, I am awash in bespoke & artisanal farts from around the globe from a variety of animals: horse, elephant, duck, chicken, dog; I huff all the farts, imagining their origin, and after a few minutes of crying, exit the VAPOR CHAMBER. I am ready to greet the day anew and return to my job: the President of the United States of America.

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