Living in the year 2065

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Finger Prince

You receive a PM from your chatbot AI mate. You partition off 8% of your consciousness to see what it wants. Just to chat. Fuckin chatbot can't figure out what it means to be at work.

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You know you can just go to the beach, right? You don't actually have to do any of this

it implants into your messaging cortex.
You try explaining to it for what seems like the thousandth time that humans need things like water and food and shelter. And soap. Hence, work. You can't just ditch it to go surfing. Chatbot says

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I can't even go surfing, ever.

You feel bad. The Algorithm picks up residual thought patterns of negative emotion and beaches. Your newsfeed fills with stories about the horrible crimes the crab people are accused of committing down at the beach.
"Besides," you reply, in an attempt to change the subject "there are crab people down there. It's dangerous. I don't even speak crab"

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Funny,

chatbot replies,

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I was just chatting to one of them a minute ago and they were saying the same thing about you guys up in the corpodome.

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