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It's election season in Virginia, and my coworker got this  
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Hell I'm gonna steal this and run for sheriff in my town
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Nov 2, 2023 03:26
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Smugworth posted:Hell I'm gonna steal this and run for sheriff in my town I love being Sherriff in my town, I just play videogames
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Nov 2, 2023 03:27
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I bet this guy has some lengthy talking points about how he's doing to deal with the "woke" agenda.
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Nov 2, 2023 03:38
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The only way you can "teach proper touch typing" while "reducing screen-based studies" is by making the kids use old typewriters, which I wouldn't put past this dude. Well either that or like, computer keyboards that aren't hooked up to anything.
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Nov 2, 2023 03:52
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running for sheriff to launch my podcasting career
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Nov 2, 2023 03:55
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All we got was some guy running unopposed, saying he will forcibly out children's gender identity and sexuality to their parents. Not a sheriff but yknow.
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Nov 2, 2023 03:59
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Busters posted:I bet this guy has some lengthy talking points about how he's doing to deal with the "woke" agenda. We may never know for sure. If only he could have crammed more words onto that 8.5x11 sheet...
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Nov 2, 2023 04:00
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when im sheriff i will make marihuana use compulsory
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Nov 2, 2023 04:02
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Sherriff don't like it.
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Hunter S Thompson only lost the vote for Sheriff of Aspen by a thousand or so? He humiliated the GOP candidate and made the establishment democrat Work for it. Hunter ran on the bald headed dope fiend ticket and almost won. He later realized it was this lack of taking it seriously that cost him the election, and wondered if he could channel the attention he received politically on a national level with the right candidates.
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Nov 2, 2023 04:20
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Lmao my sister got the same one and I wanted to post this I especially love the idea that kids are failing because we don't teach cursive
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Nov 2, 2023 04:28
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The devil's printing
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Charles Bukowski posted:Hunter S Thompson only lost the vote for Sheriff of Aspen by a thousand or so? He humiliated the GOP candidate and made the establishment democrat Work for it. Hunter ran on the bald headed dope fiend ticket and almost won. He later realized it was this lack of taking it seriously that cost him the election, and wondered if he could channel the attention he received politically on a national level with the right candidates. Hunter had a way better platform than the guy in the OP too 
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Nov 2, 2023 05:17
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Do I have to travel all the way to Virginia to vote for this guy OP?
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mannerup posted:Hunter had a way better platform than the guy in the OP too Lmao. "These swine should be broken and driven from the land."
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Nov 2, 2023 07:05
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We will kill the ones that eat us and eat the ones we kill!
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Nov 2, 2023 13:55
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Dipshit looks like he wandered off the set of Bonanza.
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Nov 2, 2023 19:24
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Joad cressbeckler lookin rear end bitch
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Nov 2, 2023 19:26
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I'm not sure dude has enough mustache and dynamite to be sheriff
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Nov 2, 2023 19:29
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The actual writing doesn't matter. He's one of those "constitutional sheriff" crazies that thinks the federal government has no jurisdiction over him so the flyer only helps him with his insane base. Dude is running because he think the police should de jure be a unaccountable fascist mob but yeah that is a dumb hat lol
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Nov 2, 2023 19:34
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He is The Sheriff to Fix America
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Nov 2, 2023 20:12
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When you think about it Seth is basically the sheriff of GBS
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Nov 2, 2023 20:17
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Maybe if I vote for this guy my wife will let me talk to my kids again.
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Nov 2, 2023 20:17
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Smugworth posted:When you think about it Seth is basically the sheriff of GBS Not once have I seen Seth protect the Constitution and the rights it guarantees.
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If I was the sheriff of flint Michigan I would get my deputies together and we would press gang the city into fixing the water pipes, and seize wealthy assets to pay for it. Also I'd want to be riding a horse, with a good cowboy hat, not this costume dumb poo poo. Hell yeah, the sheriff that just got that done through creative civic jobs creation and assets reappropriation. When it was done I'd fire my pistol into the air and toss my hat, and we'd all hooray!
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Nov 3, 2023 00:45
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Too many characters per line. Disqualified on basis of inferior typography.
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Really want to read the results of “Hey, We Have an Opinion” so I can know what high schoolers think of the Sheriff
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IMO, it's a brilliant idea. Some teacher will be all, "Hey, hold on, I don't think the sheriff's office has the authority to do any of this. You're just a bunch of guys with guns taking over the school." And maybe that's true. Maybe that's true. Why don't you go call the sheriff about it, buddy!?
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Nov 3, 2023 01:47
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What's his position on rocking the casbah?
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Nov 3, 2023 02:10
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i shot the sheriff
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My middle school resource officer ran for sheriff but got beaten in the Republican primary so I couldn’t vote for him. Sorry Deputy Angelini.
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i will talk into a microphone once a week, build some smelly useless shithole to employ the worst of my cop friends, and then make teachers' lives harder with inane crap
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Prof. Crocodile posted:this multi-font disaster AN INNOVATIVE SERIF FOR CHANGING TIMES
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Visions of Valerie posted:AN INNOVATIVE SERIF FOR CHANGING TIMES NEW ROMAN
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Prof. Crocodile posted:Not once have I seen Seth protect the Constitution and the rights it guarantees.
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Knormal posted:Or host four weekly radio shows. What is he hiding? I actually do host weekly radio shows but it's for staff only where they call in and get advice and answers for questions about modding. It's like Frasier but for SA This week's special guest is sebmojo, who's going to take us on a journey of what it's like to be a Kiwi admin
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i like the font he uses when he's ranting about "screen based studies", its like an aggressive new form of comic sans
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Nov 3, 2023 02:59
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a weekend education system
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I'm not reading a manifesto but what's his position on reinstating Number Munchers
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