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Bismack Billabongo
Oct 9, 2012

Wet


Look man, you know, it’s happening. Billy Jeans is going to work at the poo poo factory. You all know what it is.

KrunkMcGrunk posted:

also lmao if you think starting Will Levis will suddenly make the titans good

EvilBeard posted:

Mayo Boy had a 32% passing success rate last week. Zach Wilson has a 35% success rate this season. Let's just simmer down. He had a great game. He's probably better than Tannehill in the long term. He's gonna have to better down to down, you guys can stop slathering yourselves in mayo. Give it a month or so.

EvilBeard posted:

I don't see how saying he had impressive throws but he needs to get more consisent down to down is dunking on poor mayo boy. Anytime anyone tries to have a real conversation about anything the Titan mouthbreathers just start shouting BIG JEFF and TREVOR BUST and no real conversation can be had. TAKE THE STATS AND SHOVE THEM, MAYO BOY IS TOM BRADY FUSED WITH PAT MAHOMES BIG JEFF TITAN UP

Metapod posted:

Terrible pick yuck

Mega64 posted:

Time to delude myself into Will Levis being elite

Soul Glo posted:

gently caress


Oh man. All the titans fans hate Billy Jeans! Oh man. All but me anyway.

Bismack Billabongo posted:

For a 2 I don’t hate it but this makes it critical we get a needle mover at WR with the 3rd rounder

Well we all gently caress heavily with Billy Jeans now that he shot loving ropes of cum all over the drat place.

Soul Glo posted:

I’m Mayo pilled now

Mega64 posted:

Going to buy all the mayo

Pimpcasso posted:

Billy loving jeans

Kirios posted:

Why is Levis so good wtf

Soul Glo posted:

TITS UP

BILLY loving JEANS

LFG

EvilBeard posted:

Will RAINMAKER Levis

Bismack Billabongo posted:

It’s over! It’s over! Nashville is a city of champions once again!



POST IN THIS THREAD IF YOU WANT TO JUST SAY BIG JEFF OR BILLY JEANS A LOT

do not post in this thread if you are a hater

Obviously there are two true outcomes tonight. Either the legend is solidified and Big Billy Jeans the Stonewashed Stallion rides into, uh, Acrisure Field? And dimes it up? Or he gets his loving dick kicked in. Either way it’ll be funny as gently caress so hop in y’all. Big jeff

Bismack Billabongo fucked around with this message at 22:42 on Nov 2, 2023

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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Can we also post "gently caress the Cowboys" here?

Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Quiet Feet posted:

Can we also post "gently caress the Cowboys" here?

Never.

Always

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

hey all. here are some players to watch for, who will have big games today:

allen robinson 4 catches, 31 yards
joey porter jr. 1 pass defended, 4 total tackles (3 solo)
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tyjae spears 5 carries, 2 receptions, 36 all-purpose yards
azeez al-shaair 14 total tackles (6 solo)

Kurgarra Queen
Jun 11, 2008

GIVE ME MORE
SUPER BOWL
WINS
Going to watch this sick filth and probably complain about it ITT.

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*

Quiet Feet posted:

Can we also post "gently caress the Cowboys" here?

Technically yes, but it's frowned upon. This is a "Steelers Suck" space.

Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer

The Puppy Bowl posted:

Technically yes, but it's frowned upon. This is a "Steelers Suck" space.

But these are two of the constants of the football universe.

epic bacon
Sep 19, 2022

who should i root for as a fan of the Miami Dolphins club

Bismack Billabongo
Oct 9, 2012

Wet

epic bacon posted:

who should i root for as a fan of the Miami Dolphins club

Titans

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*

Crescent Wrench posted:

But these are two of the constants of the football universe.

Sure but each is enjoyed best undiluted. gently caress the Cowboys is for Sunday.

Failson
Sep 2, 2018
Fun Shoe
Vote to switch permanently to the Oilers uniforms.

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat
Billy Jeans is a good nickname IMO

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver

Failson posted:

Vote to switch permanently to the Oilers uniforms.
the titans: a sad franchise with no identity of its own that must borrow one it stole from another city

sad!

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Ornery and Hornery
Oct 22, 2020

I believe in Levis.* He will unleash the dragon.

*this means throwing ball far - idk if he will get tds or ints or victory or defeat. And heck - I don’t care. Just throw ball far.

MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.
Can't really cheer for either team

Just here for lols

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver
I will say, setting my Jaguars homerism and instinctive Levis Bust takes aside, I am interested in seeing how he responds to a team with an actual pass rush

MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.

Kurgarra Queen posted:

Going to watch this sick filth and probably complain about it ITT.

MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.
TJ Watt and co. Vs 33 other players

Bellmaker
Oct 18, 2008

Chapter DOOF



I am here for the reincarnation of Rex “Unleash the Dragon” Grossman

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.
Guillaume Pantalones

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Mayo Boy

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



I kinda expect the Steelers to shithouse Levis tonight and kill a fun dream, but I hope he makes it rain.

Ornery and Hornery
Oct 22, 2020

Somebody post stats about Pittsburgh defense.

One of the podcasts I was listening to said the Pittsburgh pass defense wasn’t actually great this year.

Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.
Will Levis is going to rain Hellmann's on the Steelers defense tonight

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Ornery and Hornery posted:

Somebody post stats about Pittsburgh defense.

One of the podcasts I was listening to said the Pittsburgh pass defense wasn’t actually great this year.

9th by defensive DVOA, 18th in points allowed, but also doesn't have Minkah, so yeah not great.

But they've also only given up 20 to the Jags, 17 to the Rams, and 10 to the Ravens while forcing 7 turnovers the last 3 weeks, all while covering for one of the worst offenses. I think much like with Belichick, I'd expect a smart defense even understaffed that's probably going to ruin some rookie's day.

Shinji2015
Aug 31, 2007
Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.

Kalli posted:

I kinda expect the Steelers to shithouse Levis tonight and kill a fun dream, but I hope he makes it rain.

If nothing else maybe it being TNF will keep the dream alive for another week

Bellmaker
Oct 18, 2008

Chapter DOOF



Kalli posted:

9th by defensive DVOA, 18th in points allowed, but also doesn't have Minkah, so yeah not great.

But they've also only given up 20 to the Jags, 17 to the Rams, and 10 to the Ravens while forcing 7 turnovers the last 3 weeks, all while covering for one of the worst offenses. I think much like with Belichick, I'd expect a smart defense even understaffed that's probably going to ruin some rookie's day.

Levis just needs to be good enough to keep them from stacking the box :killdozer:

Bismack Billabongo
Oct 9, 2012

Wet

Ornery and Hornery posted:

Somebody post stats about Pittsburgh defense.

One of the podcasts I was listening to said the Pittsburgh pass defense wasn’t actually great this year.

The secondary isn’t great, the pass rush and run defense should be better by virtue of heyward being back tonight. Who knows how many snaps he gets though.

winter.mute
Jan 5, 2010

Bismack Billabongo posted:

POST IN THIS THREAD IF YOU WANT TO JUST SAY BIG JEFF OR BILLY JEANS A LOT


The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*

Kalli posted:

9th by defensive DVOA, 18th in points allowed, but also doesn't have Minkah, so yeah not great.

But they've also only given up 20 to the Jags, 17 to the Rams, and 10 to the Ravens while forcing 7 turnovers the last 3 weeks, all while covering for one of the worst offenses. I think much like with Belichick, I'd expect a smart defense even understaffed that's probably going to ruin some rookie's day.

Important to remember that the Ravens would have had a minimum of 31 points against Pittsburgh if not for 8 drops.

Ornery and Hornery
Oct 22, 2020

Bismack Billabongo posted:

The secondary isn’t great, the pass rush and run defense should be better by virtue of heyward being back tonight. Who knows how many snaps he gets though.

Is that giant rookie IDL (2nd rounder I think) playing meaningful snaps?

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
I hope both teams have fun and good times and billy jeans throws six tds and big jeff knocks kenny pickle into orbit

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





I'm gonna root for the Titans because Will Levis sounds like a good story right now and Derrick Henry is usually fun to watch.

Also I found a cheap CJ2K jersey a while back, so why not?

Black Lighter
Sep 6, 2010

Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.
Brb buying stock in Hellmann's

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

next week is sicko incarnate

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

The Puppy Bowl posted:

Important to remember that the Ravens would have had a minimum of 31 points against Pittsburgh if not for 8 drops.

It's important to remember the Ravens haven't beaten the Steelers in like 4 seasons

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

Who scheduled this turd bowl?

Do not even ask
Apr 8, 2008


go tennessee mayonnaise

also may matt canada forever stay the steelers' oc

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Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Are you ready for the shittiest teams with the shittiest QBs on the shitiest broadcast?

I am!

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