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There's 1.3 Billion in evil South African Barabonds. If we can steal them AND transfer them to Russia we can change the world. Gonna need an elite team to pull off the most important heist of all time.......
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I'll be the vuvuzela guy who hypes everyone up while the heist is in progress.
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Nov 3, 2023 19:55
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I'll be the computer toucher supporting the operation from my parent's basement.
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Nov 3, 2023 20:01
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I'll learn to do a backflip
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Nov 3, 2023 20:02
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Cubone posted:I'll learn to do a backflip bullshit 
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Nov 3, 2023 20:04
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i have: 1 navy blue business suit 1 backpack w./ some quality carabiners
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Nov 3, 2023 20:05
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Are there any computer experts??
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I’ll bring the empty boxes and catnip to distract the attack lions and attack leopards. You guys are on your own for the attack elephants. https://i.imgur.com/QhAiyXS.mp4 redshirt posted:Are there any computer experts?? There’s basement guy above your post. Movies have taught me that’s all you really need. Bored fucked around with this message at 20:17 on Nov 3, 2023 |
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Nov 3, 2023 20:07
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im the guy always eating some snacks in every scene
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Nov 3, 2023 20:09
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I'm the guy who's ALWAYS jerking off. Like ALWAYS.
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Nov 3, 2023 20:12
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I'll be the smug rear end in a top hat who is so obviously going to betray you that it seems like a bluff but, bang, betrayal it is and i'll divert the badabonds to belgium
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Nov 3, 2023 20:13
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(slams fist onto table, combs fingers of other hand through perfectly styled hair) "You idiot! They're 'bearer bonds'! How many times I gotta tell you? (turns to rest of team) This guy's gonna get us killed!"
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Nov 3, 2023 20:14
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*eats doritos*
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Nov 3, 2023 20:20
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Alright one last job and I'll be and to retire with my beautiful wife
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Nov 3, 2023 20:22
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Let's all meet at the Azores
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Nov 3, 2023 20:22
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I'm an R&B star breaking into acting
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Nov 3, 2023 20:24
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I'll be the drunk guy in the alley who throws away his bottle after doing a double take.
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Nov 3, 2023 20:24
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***jerks it*** Uunnngggghhhhh....
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Nov 3, 2023 20:25
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redshirt, you son of a bitch
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Nov 3, 2023 20:27
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I'll be the boobs lady. But I'll need boobs.
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Nov 3, 2023 20:30
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I'm getting too old for this poo poo *goes take a piss again*
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Nov 3, 2023 20:32
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*nibbles on a croissant*
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Nov 3, 2023 20:36
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Uhh.. *Cough* Bearer bonds.
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Nov 3, 2023 20:39
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I’m certainly not an undercover FBI agent who will get discovered near the start of the heist and then gunned down. Incidentally OP, could you repeat the plan loudly and in a clear voice. There’s a lot of background interference today. Thanks.
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Nov 3, 2023 20:43
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the crews...
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Can you imagine one day a world where everyone contributes as to the best of their experience. To their effort. Let them dig, AOP! There's a Gem in a sphere of PLASMA. You only have to pluck it.
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Nov 3, 2023 20:46
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Das Boo posted:I'll be the boobs lady. Let me check the pantry, I might be able to help you out…
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Nov 3, 2023 20:47
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I got a pair of sunglasses. I'm in!
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Nov 3, 2023 20:47
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I'll be the guy who stands mostly in the shadows, quietly watching. The one most people don't really notice. Just watching. Then, when all hell breaks loose, He'll be the one who royally kicks rear end.
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Nov 3, 2023 20:58
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Genesplicer posted:I'll be the guy who stands mostly in the shadows, quietly watching. The one most people don't really notice. Just watching. Then, when all hell breaks loose, He'll be the one who royally kicks rear end. Fighting or tech?
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Nov 3, 2023 20:59
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Since I don't care about the Saudi money, you can check me. Here. Or here. Or there. Or here. I can tell you I can make any shot offered.
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Nov 3, 2023 21:00
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I'm the loosest cannon you ever saw. While you guys are dangling from wires trying to hack the mainframe i'm gonna machinegun some nuns because I didn't read the plan
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Nov 3, 2023 21:06
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redshirt posted:Fighting or tech? Both. At once. That's my specialty.
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Bored posted:Let me check the pantry, I might be able to help you out… I can work with butts if you're all out.
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Nov 3, 2023 21:11
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Icochet posted:I'm the loosest cannon you ever saw. While you guys are dangling from wires trying to hack the mainframe i'm gonna machinegun some nuns because I didn't read the plan Thank you. Let me tell you of this world where everyone is OK
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Nov 3, 2023 21:13
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*takes a bite of hamburger*
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Genesplicer posted:Both. At once. That's my specialty. It's not 1988 anymore...
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Nov 3, 2023 21:17
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I am an extremely hot woman, but I also can teach you a thing or two about computer touching if you already couldn't tell by my blue streak in my hair.
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Nov 3, 2023 21:18
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DangerDongs posted:I am an extremely hot woman, but I also can teach you a thing or two about computer touching if you already couldn't tell by my blue streak in my hair. -1 drat
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redshirt posted:It's not 1988 anymore... It is where I'm standing. (In the shadows.)
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