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I’m the brown dude who sprinkles in a Spanish swear word or phrase only when I’m angry, which is always because we can’t be written any other way.
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You Are A Werewolf posted:I’m the brown dude who sprinkles in a Spanish swear word or phrase only when I’m angry, which is always because we can’t be written any other way. Do you sound more like Raul Julia in "Addams Family", or Mandy Patinkin in "The Princess Bride"? This is an important distinction.
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Nov 3, 2023 21:34
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Genesplicer posted:I'll be the guy who stands mostly in the shadows, quietly watching. Will your pants be off or…?
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Nov 3, 2023 21:37
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I'm in the background playing stand-up bass licks that mimic everyone's actions and motivational jazz flute.
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Nov 3, 2023 21:45
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Genesplicer posted:Do you sound more like Raul Julia in "Addams Family", or Mandy Patinkin in "The Princess Bride"? This is an important distinction. It’s more like Los Locos from Short Circuit 2.
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Nov 3, 2023 21:45
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I can ghost ride the getaway whip 
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Nov 3, 2023 21:45
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spike sent
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Nov 3, 2023 21:46
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*eats a footlong sandwich*
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Nov 3, 2023 21:46
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*Single Ping...
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Nov 3, 2023 22:21
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I'm the background character with no backstory or personality who dies early on to give the rest of you pathos despite none of you knowing my loving name
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Nov 3, 2023 22:25
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Hello, it's me the extremely hot hacker chick again. I am going to have playful banter with the dorky guy we just picked up who is waaaaaay in over his head. He's gonna teach me a thing or two about trust. I will call my male counterpart a dick and give him the bird.
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Nov 3, 2023 22:26
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I'll seduce the president's Daughters. Or sons if he doesn't have any daughters.
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Nov 3, 2023 22:28
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I'll be the former mentor.
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Nov 3, 2023 22:36
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I'm the guy who stole the barabonds two weeks ago, joined the team for nebulous reasons and after my meaningless death the team will inexplicably find them in my jacket pocket.
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Nov 3, 2023 22:37
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Outrail posted:I'm the guy who stole the barabonds two weeks ago, joined the team for nebulous reasons and after my meaningless death the team will inexplicably find them in my jacket pocket. Frosted Tips with too good an excuse....
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Nov 3, 2023 22:40
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I’m the spell checker responsible for making sure the word “barabonds” is typo-free.
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Nov 3, 2023 22:45
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I feel like I'm not being taken seriously ....Smugworth posted:I can ghost ride the getaway whip Pull up, hop out, all in one motion Dancing on the hood while the car's still rollin' Stuntin', shinin', flamboastin' On one, high off that potion Now what do you think?
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Nov 3, 2023 22:51
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I'm gonna bring a pizza. Maybe some of those red solo cups.
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Nov 3, 2023 22:52
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I died three hours ago to sacrifice myself for the mission and you fuckers not only don't care but you still don't even know my loving name I'm gonna haunt your loving toilets when this poo poo is over
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Nov 3, 2023 22:53
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Dead Sex-Parrot posted:I'll be the former mentor. Can I ask a question about your mentor?
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Nov 3, 2023 22:54
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redshirt posted:Can I ask a question about your mentor? I taught you to drive stick.
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Nov 3, 2023 22:55
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Dead Sex-Parrot posted:I taught you to drive stick. Yes of course. But for real...
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Nov 3, 2023 22:56
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For my special skills I can nap, smoke weed, do math, drive stick, or cross stitch
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Nov 3, 2023 22:57
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i get carsick so make sure we pack puke bags in the getaway van
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Nov 3, 2023 22:58
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Jelly posted:For my special skills I can nap, smoke weed, do math, drive stick, or cross stitch Keep knitting blankets please
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Nov 3, 2023 22:59
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numberoneposter posted:i get carsick so make sure we pack puke bags in the getaway van I got your back Smugworth posted:I can ghost ride the getaway whip
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Nov 3, 2023 22:59
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as a fart ventriloquist i can project the sound and smell of farts to anyone in the room
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Nov 3, 2023 23:02
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Hello from the future
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Nov 3, 2023 23:04
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redshirt posted:Yes of course. okay
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Nov 3, 2023 23:04
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I'll be the twitchy nervous guy who won't shut up about how this is a bad idea and betrays the group moments before we're in the clear. Or safecracker, w/e.
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Nov 3, 2023 23:05
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The Moon Monster posted:I'll be the twitchy nervous guy who won't shut up about how this is a bad idea and betrays the group moments before we're in the clear. Or safecracker, w/e. This will totally work...
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Nov 3, 2023 23:06
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*shits on the floor*
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Nov 3, 2023 23:07
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I'm the guy with no lines but I have a really big cool gun.
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Nov 3, 2023 23:07
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Animal-Mother posted:I'm the guy with no lines but I have a really big cool gun. Yeah? Hey, let me talk with ya....
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Nov 3, 2023 23:09
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I can suck a golf ball through a garden hose sign me Up
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Nov 3, 2023 23:15
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I'll be the big dumb brute, but only if I get to be killed by a dozen SWAT team members while screaming and firing an SMG into the air with each hand.
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Nov 3, 2023 23:20
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Cassette Moodcore posted:I can suck a golf ball through a garden hose sign me Hello yes
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Nov 3, 2023 23:20
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*munching on pizza rolls and clipping coupons from the bearer bonds* I assume no one needs these?
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Nov 3, 2023 23:20
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*gnaws on a full cooked turkey*
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Nov 3, 2023 23:23
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redshirt posted:Keep knitting blankets please I can't knit dude
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