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i have the barabonds, they're real, they're right next to me and they say "BARABOND" at the top
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I'm going to crypticly allude to something in my past that will inevitably come to light in the 3rd act.
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Nov 3, 2023 23:41
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Bad Purchase posted:i have the barabonds, they're real, they're right next to me and they say "BARABOND" at the top
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Nov 3, 2023 23:42
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Das Boo posted:I can work with butts if you're all out. Sooooo, All I had in the pantry that might work are a couple of canned chicken breast. I checked the freezer in the garage, though, and, although I need to restock, I did find one boob (C-cup), and 2 macaque rear end cheeks, but only 1 of them was harvested from a female in heat, so they are vastly different sizes. Any of those sound like they’ll work? Oh! And the boob is from a human, in case you needed to know.
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Nov 4, 2023 00:14
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I'm the super smart Wolf hybrid dog, that everyone loves. That gets left behind while the building explodes, but you see me jumping out of the fireball with a steak I found somewhere And then I go "AAaarrooooooooooo!"  everyone laughs and snuggles me ( i didn't provide my age ) blight rhino fucked around with this message at 02:16 on Nov 4, 2023 |
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Nov 4, 2023 02:14
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Mega64 posted:I died three hours ago to sacrifice myself for the mission and you fuckers not only don't care but you still don't even know my loving name You sacrificed yourself by whipping a ride until you were a ghost. Something like that. The details are getting hazy. Totally thanks for your selfless actions though. PS. Since you don’t need it anymore, can I stay in your condo?
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Nov 4, 2023 02:15
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Panic! At The Tesco posted:*gnaws on a full cooked turkey* can i have a bite? i love turkey.
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Nov 4, 2023 02:27
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Bad Purchase posted:i have the barabonds, they're real, they're right next to me and they say "BARABOND" at the top hop on 
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Nov 4, 2023 02:42
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ghost passenger getting on
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Nov 4, 2023 02:48
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I’ll be the lady character played by that one actress who has a really specific haircut, that everyone imitates for like 7 years until it goes out of style I’m on all the posters for the movie and then don’t work for like a decade after
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Nov 4, 2023 02:59
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now I’m that same actress 14 years later and that haircut is back in style again I’m in my 40’s and I look pretty good and they give me a cameo in the heist movie reboot
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Nov 4, 2023 03:05
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naem posted:I’ll be the lady character played by that one actress who has a really specific haircut, that everyone imitates for like 7 years until it goes out of style Time... time keeps on ticking....
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Nov 4, 2023 03:24
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I the character that was clearly written for Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson but played by some nameless hack when he wouldn't sign.
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Nov 4, 2023 03:26
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Bored posted:Sooooo, I am a professional, I can work with this. *Crams everything down my shirt*
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Nov 4, 2023 04:01
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I'm going to be the kin'ect. I'll make introductions and after things go sideways I'm going to just keep hanging around, acting super sketch the whole time. At some pivotal point towards the end of the second act I'll make a phone call which will escalate the problems.
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Nov 4, 2023 04:07
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I'll shout "get out of there!" into a walkie talkie
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Nov 4, 2023 04:26
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Disco Godfather posted:I'll shout "get out of there!" into a walkie talkie I'll whisper "redshirt has this, ping five mins, cont plant 14G else, over"
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Nov 4, 2023 04:46
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covidstomper58 posted:I'll whisper "redshirt has this, ping five mins, cont plant 14G else, over" Thank you. You're on the team. Await official instructions.
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Nov 4, 2023 04:52
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Got 50 metric tons of barabonds need to be hauled outta here....
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Nov 4, 2023 05:04
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Yeah dude you told me to join the crew so I joined the crew, we're on our way to Callisto now, where are you?
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Nov 4, 2023 05:12
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The bomb guy. You know, job doesn't need a bomb so I'm stuck making triggers for sensors and cameras till.... You need a bomb.
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Nov 4, 2023 05:19
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Tunicate posted:Yeah dude you told me to join the crew so I joined the crew, we're on our way to Callisto now, where are you? Hey. If you are Callisto Crew you know I am with you to the last breath.
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Nov 4, 2023 05:20
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I'll be the driver. Which means I can drive everything from a dirt bike to a T-34 and can do crazy physics-defying stunts with whatever I drive, including the tank. Especially the tank. Mostly I sit behind the wheel fidgeting while you guys rob the joint. My signature line is "Get in, shut up and hang on." I am never buckled in except for the climatic car chase.
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Nov 4, 2023 05:33
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Darth Brooks posted:I'll be the driver. Which means I can drive everything from a dirt bike to a T-34 and can do crazy physics-defying stunts with whatever I drive, including the tank. Especially the tank. Can you swing the whole getaway by the DQ so we can pickup Blizzards?
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Nov 4, 2023 05:36
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While driving backwards. I ain't paying.
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Nov 4, 2023 05:39
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Darth Brooks posted:While driving backwards. Whatever literally floats your boat. I want Heath Bar Crunch.
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Nov 4, 2023 05:41
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redshirt posted:Got 50 metric tons of barabonds need to be hauled outta here.... 
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Nov 4, 2023 05:41
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Yes sir, this is the distraction we need.
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Nov 4, 2023 06:14
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I’m the American lady who speaks in an accent that is a mix of five different English accents in an impeccably tailored suit only with a skirt instead of pants that is an expert on diamonds and bullion. I can also gymnastics my way through invisible security beams. Flips, dives, triple back handsprings into the splits - I got all the moves and I do them in 4” stilettos. And a catsuit. The regular suit is kind of restrictive.
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Nov 4, 2023 14:54
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Fat Albert in a can posted:I’m the American lady who speaks in an accent that is a mix of five different English accents in an impeccably tailored suit only with a skirt instead of pants that is an expert on diamonds and bullion. I can also gymnastics my way through invisible security beams. Flips, dives, triple back handsprings into the splits - I got all the moves and I do them in 4” stilettos. And a catsuit. The regular suit is kind of restrictive. *Gulps You're hired!
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Nov 4, 2023 14:55
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*tucks into a full roasted pig on a spit with a knife and fork*
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Panic! At The Tesco posted:*tucks into a full roasted pig on a spit with a knife and fork* Can I get a slice of that pig?
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Nov 4, 2023 16:07
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Guys, there's no time to eat pig. The cops are on their way, hop on!
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naem posted:now I’m that same actress 14 years later and that haircut is back in style again I am also 14 years older and can wait until the movie is over to crank it this time.
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Nov 4, 2023 16:18
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I’ll manage the Discord
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redshirt posted:Hey. If you are Callisto Crew you know I am with you to the last breath. Who's last breath?
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Nov 4, 2023 17:27
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Outrail posted:Who's last breath? Not mine of course. I'm important.
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Nov 4, 2023 17:29
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I have underworld connections to some of the best moral support guys in the business. Just go to betterhelp.com and tell them tea party crasher sent you, they'll know the situation...
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BATS FLY AT MOON posted:I’ll manage the Discord Never mind my offer, I don't want to be associated with a sick gently caress like this
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Tea Party Crasher posted:Never mind my offer, I don't want to be associated with a sick gently caress like this Bro I already made some calls! You can't back out now. We need you!
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