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redshirt posted:Bro I already made some calls! You can't back out now. We need you! drat it, fine. But only because you helped my brother move that one time
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Nov 4, 2023 17:59
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redshirt posted:Can I get a slice of that pig? 
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Nov 4, 2023 18:08
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Cool, cool. Alright, cue The Montage
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Nov 4, 2023 18:10
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*heavy 2000's techno music laid over scenes of the crew buying milk, splashing around at the water park, doing their taxes etc*
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I’m the 400lbs guy with poor motor skills wearing jorts and a T-shirt with a cat in a suit on it. I can get through invisible security beams. Waddling, flailing, stumbling - I got all the moves. Fat Albert in a can posted:I’m the American lady who speaks in an accent that is a mix of five different English accents in an impeccably tailored suit only with a skirt instead of pants that is an expert on diamonds and bullion. I can also gymnastics my way through invisible security beams. Flips, dives, triple back handsprings into the splits - I got all the moves and I do them in 4” stilettos. And a catsuit. The regular suit is kind of restrictive. Oh. I’ll get my (trench) coat. <Plods to the door and leaves, tripping over the garbage can on the way back to my car>
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Nov 4, 2023 18:59
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now i’m the much younger actress in the heist movie reboot playing the same lady character the original actress who played this part was tall and blonde and had a really big over the top personality and dated hair I’m just really really skinny and kind of spooky looking like a runway model and act all my lines completely flat the reboot poster recreates the original and I’m on it like the original actress was but the movie isn’t anywhere near as popular and is mostly pop culture references the original actress and I do press conferences together and she is obviously delighted to be getting work again
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Dial A For Awesome posted:I’m the 400lbs guy with poor motor skills wearing jorts and a T-shirt with a cat in a suit on it. I can get through invisible security beams. Waddling, flailing, stumbling - I got all the moves. Hey man it’s all good, you can be the tumble and flip person if that’s what you really had your heart set on. I’m not getting any younger, and round offs in high heels aren’t so easy on a twice-broken ankle (unrelated to aforementioned high heel gymnastics, we can thank an icy parking lot and jumping off a boat onto land for that). I’ve got my gold and diamonds thing to keep me busy. And if anyone tries to muscle in on that, well, I’ll cut you (accent morphs from cockney to scouser to posh to Hampshire to something that sounds vaguely Welsh during this speech) naem posted:the original actress who played this part was tall and blonde and had a really big over the top personality and dated hair You going to come after my accent-acting next?  My hair is real and it’s fantastic, tyvm. Thora fucked around with this message at 00:44 on Nov 5, 2023 |
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Nov 4, 2023 19:42
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Ill be the ship's cook
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Nov 4, 2023 20:10
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This is gonna take some cracker jack timing.
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Nov 5, 2023 09:32
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I'm the best because I only work with the best *hires all my personal friends*
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Bro Dad posted:I'm the best because I only work with the best *hires all my personal friends* Happy to be on board Now jump in 
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Nov 5, 2023 17:38
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We can't all be the cool smartass, or it'll just look like Joss Whedon's scripts. I'll be the guy that just frowns disapprovingly at the antics of everyone else and keeps things going. It isn't a glorious job, but it needs doing. Get back to work, fancy pants! All our asses are on the line!(Am I doing ok, I'm new at being the grumpy straightman)
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Nov 5, 2023 17:49
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I'll make the website
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DicktheCat posted:We can't all be the cool smartass, or it'll just look like Joss Whedon's scripts. The Euro Twins rap and breakdance
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Nov 5, 2023 19:20
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i’ll be the josh “joss” whedon self-insert who sleeps with the sexy lady
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Bad Purchase posted:i’ll be the josh “joss” whedon self-insert who sleeps with the sexy lady The diplomat who speaks 25 languages?
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walks in with large black bird on shoulder Hey boss! I found the cr… Uhh I’ll be right back just gonna put Boris here in the car, totally forgot he was perched on my shoulder.
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Nov 5, 2023 21:27
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I will provide much needed exposition about a particular esoteric topic like 14th century Dutch royalty or space telescope maintenance or something so the audience can follow the plot
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Nov 5, 2023 22:22
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...and that's why we only have one shot to get this right
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Yeah sorry for the late notice, but we need a pilot. Anyone got a valid pilot's license?
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redshirt posted:Yeah sorry for the late notice, but we need a pilot. Anyone got a valid pilot's license? No but I can do this 
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OK, note to self: The Barabonds will be heavier than you think
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redshirt posted:OK, note to self: The Barabonds will be heavier than you think There's plenty of space in the whip while we ghost ride it
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Smugworth posted:There's plenty of space in the whip while we ghost ride it I'm not sure I fully trust your powers.
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Did you just cross threads?
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Can I be the guy that throws a quarter of the city into darkness by simply throwing a small disconnect switch and pulling the wires out of it?
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Nov 6, 2023 02:35
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question: did you say we should be packing heat or packing meat??? sorry i was checking my online sports betting app
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numberoneposter posted:question: did you say we should be packing heat or packing meat??? sorry i was checking my online sports betting app You? Just stick with the Slim Jims. Remember, we're going to use them for a distraction.
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Tea Party Crasher posted:takes a long sad look at redshirt to establish I'm going to betray him but I feel conflicted about it I know. I don't even blame you bro.
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Nov 7, 2023 00:09
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Yo I've been ghost riding the getaway whip for 5 hours now, is anybody coming or what? Did I miss the signal? I think I'm going to need to ghost ride to a gas station...
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Smugworth posted:Yo I've been ghost riding the getaway whip for 5 hours now, is anybody coming or what? Did I miss the signal? I think I'm going to need to ghost ride to a gas station... I'm not sure I follow, did you get some memo about "ghost riding whips"? I'm confused. We're here to discuss a heist.
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I have some concerns about Smugworth’s ability to drive the getaway car
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I died 4 movies ago but I need to make payments on my house so here I am back again.
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:I have some concerns about Smugworth’s ability to drive the getaway car Yeah he's not gonna get near that position for the actual heist.
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Nov 7, 2023 00:29
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I'm willing to split for an Uber
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bossy lady posted:I died 4 movies ago but I need to make payments on my house so here I am back again. Okay just know we've pivoted the franchise to be more action-conedy/political satire
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Tea Party Crasher posted:I'm willing to split for an Uber Watch Baby Driver for the caliber of getaway driver I expect.
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