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Brrrmph
Feb 27, 2016

Слава Україні!
How are you making money outside of your normal job, goons? Give me some good ideas.

I’m not ready to prostitute myself. Hold off on that one.

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Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008


open a hot dog stand but sell hotdogs that are 7/8ths scale but charge full scale prices and pocket the difference



the irs hates the hot dog loophole.

Aishlinn
Mar 31, 2011

This might hurt a bit..


I dunno, i was never good at hustling sideways. Maybe ask a crab, theyre good at that. :shrug:

BlueBlazer
Apr 1, 2010
Hustle your life into the ground. Just do 3 different hustles at once

No way you can't be rich by running a hot dog stand, a car detail service comp and a daycare all at the same time.

Leverage that daycare for car detail services and when they wear out..bam.. hotdogs!

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

You can pay people to write copy for you and then pay a voice actor to read the copy and then you can have a graphic designer do a bright and flashy cover and then name is something like "GUARANTEED ADVICE ON HOW TO UNFUCKIFY YOUR WHOLE LIFE" Then publish it to audible.

It floods the whole market with absolute dross and encourages gig work but gently caress you you're hustlin.

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

People are really out here giving blow JOBS. Pathetic. No grindset mentality. For me, its a blow CAREER.

BlueBlazer
Apr 1, 2010

bossy lady posted:

People are really out here giving blow JOBS. Pathetic. No grindset mentality. For me, its a blow CAREER.

Man have got opportunity for you, at the blow JOBs FACTORY

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
sell your family

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Brrrmph posted:

How are you making money outside of your normal job, goons? Give me some good ideas.

I’m not ready to prostitute myself. Hold off on that one.

then you got nothing

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Start a crystal themed J/O stream

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!
Would people pay me $200 an hour for life advice?

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Create an onlyfans page using AI generated images of an imaginary woman.

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


is only working half your shift but getting paid for the whole thing a side hustle?

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
I’m selling plasma on the side.

Not mine, but still

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!
What if I charged 25$ per poem?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

redshirt posted:

What if I charged 25$ per poem?

might buy one

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

might buy one

lol ping
127.0.0.0
Hello, anybody
out there?

Croccers
Jun 15, 2012
Rob convenience stores for small goods then sell them.
Police ain't gonna care if you're not touching money and cigs.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!

Croccers posted:

Rob convenience stores for small goods then sell them.
Police ain't gonna care if you're not touching money and cigs.

Really? What's your markup on stolen convenience store chips?

Loden Taylor
Aug 11, 2003

scream at birds but people pay you for it???? still workshopping that one

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

redshirt posted:

lol ping
127.0.0.0
Hello, anybody
out there?

do you not think I am a real person?

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

do you not think I am a real person?

I question it.

I also question myself though.

Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

I sell jugs of my piss

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

redshirt posted:

Really? What's your markup on stolen convenience store chips?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNLhxKpfCnA

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!

Pinche Rudo posted:

I sell jugs of my piss

In the future void, a valuable substance...

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

redshirt posted:

I question it.

I also question myself though.

yeah, me to, buddy

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright
Ice cream shoes.

You know you'll have to have a ton of return customers.

Vampire Panties
Apr 18, 2001
nposter
Nap Ghost

Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:

open a hot dog stand but sell hotdogs that are 7/8ths scale but charge full scale prices and pocket the difference



the irs hates the hot dog loophole.

thats theft

market the hot dogs as diet hot dogs because they have 1/8th less calories and the same great taste and you're onto something

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:

open a hot dog stand but sell hotdogs that are 7/8ths scale but charge full scale prices and pocket the difference



the irs hates the hot dog loophole.

Open a hotdog stand that is open 4 hours a day 3 days a week and source your RM from the grocery store

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




selling indulgences to no nutters who transgress

Mr_Companie
Jul 4, 2003

ARE YOU INTERESTED IN AN EXCITING BUISNESS OPPROTUNITY?
Procedurally generate youtube videos about like, marvel movies and fight club but every thumbnail has a manic pixie AI waifu with big tits

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




releasing some trash as the last ever beatles song

Mr_Companie
Jul 4, 2003

ARE YOU INTERESTED IN AN EXCITING BUISNESS OPPROTUNITY?
Lose a couple games of pool to a friend to sucker the other guys at the hall into a cash game. While thats going on, your buddy can steal their catalytic converter

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH

redshirt posted:

Would people pay me $200 an hour for life advice?

I'm a life coach for college athletic coaches

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
They need them the most you have no freaking idea

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


spaghetti is cheap, easy to make and everybody loves it

you could sell spaghetti door to door

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




selling doctor's notes to kids who want out of school

Croccers
Jun 15, 2012

Pinche Rudo posted:

I sell jugs of my piss
Someone already does that it's called Bud light.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Croccers posted:

Someone already does that it's called Bud light.

They do sell then in 16 oz baseball cans

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Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Tell your boss you're free to work nights and weekends if he needs you.

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