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Funky See Funky Do posted:Tell your boss you're free to work nights and weekends if he needs you. yeah, but, then you have to do that
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one word: crab
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I'm the guy describing my extremely demeaning side job necessary to make ends meet as a "hustle." Just hustlin'.
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Nov 4, 2023 08:42
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I used to bartend at a local theatre. It was a good time and just requires that you know how to pour wine and iron your pants occasionally. Also, free live music.
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Nov 4, 2023 08:47
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I keep hearing people don’t wanna work anymore, maybe take one of their jobs?
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Nov 4, 2023 08:56
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become a mod of r/antiwork
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Nov 4, 2023 09:13
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Mr_Companie posted:Procedurally generate youtube videos about like, marvel movies and fight club but every thumbnail has a manic pixie AI waifu with big tits goddammit this would actually work put some joe rogan clips in there and you've got it made
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Nov 4, 2023 09:22
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Private Cumshoe posted:I'm a life coach for college athletic coaches I could do that.... "C'mon son, Skull harder!"
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Nov 4, 2023 09:34
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It's called "feet pics", op.
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Nov 4, 2023 11:43
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I post on the internet and get money per view you now owe me 2 cents pls like and subscribe
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Nov 4, 2023 11:51
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Grow mushrooms on your body.
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Nov 4, 2023 11:54
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Sucking Dick 2.0.
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Nov 4, 2023 12:28
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My hitman ad in the back of Soldier of Fortune doesn’t get a lot of attention these days.
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Nov 4, 2023 13:03
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I've done process serving in a few states always as a side gig. Real nice semi-abusable cashflow. Always worked as an independent contractor. That way, the org doesn't care what you bill them because they pass the cost off to the law office, and the lawyers don't care what they're billed because they pass the cost off to the client. It has always been the largest pay per hour in my life.
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Nov 4, 2023 13:51
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parthenocarpy posted:I've done process serving in a few states always as a side gig. Real nice semi-abusable cashflow. Always worked as an independent contractor. That way, the org doesn't care what you bill them because they pass the cost off to the law office, and the lawyers don't care what they're billed because they pass the cost off to the client. It has always been the largest pay per hour in my life. Did you have any wacky adventures? Dress up in disguise?
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Nov 4, 2023 13:58
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Buy stuff at auctions, especially online retail scratch and dent/returns/mispicks, clean up or fix as needed, list on craigslist/marketplace/etc. Pretty good return for not much effort...plus sometimes you come across cool poo poo you can keep or gift. Take good pictures for your ad. Helps a bunch.
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Nov 4, 2023 16:09
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Essential Mountain Oils (Olive oil and pine needles)
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Nov 4, 2023 16:15
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Randomly bring up SquareSpace and NordVPN in every conversation in every conversation you have. That's called advertising, and legally speaking the companies will have to pay you.
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Nov 4, 2023 16:19
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A very long time ago I was in a local Yahoo! Chat room and some guy IM’d me asking if I wanted a handjob for $10. I said no thanks but I asked him how business was going and he said not too bad. He liked giving handjobs so the ten bucks was a nice little cherry on top, petty cash for smokes and beer while indulging in his hobby.
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Nov 4, 2023 17:05
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Train crows to bring you money
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Nov 4, 2023 17:25
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redshirt posted:Did you have any wacky adventures? Dress up in disguise? I started just when Pineapple Express came out in theatres so alot of people have always had big expectations from me about this job. Every delivery is a bit of an adventure I made a recovery on a partially failed service where I got two out of three guys in the same dealership at once. Its always hard if they're expecting you, harder when they get tipped off that they're outside your office. I needed two repair shop guys and the president of the dealership, so I requested the president's presence at the front desk, then went around to maintenance, found the first repair guy and asked him if the second repair guy was around. He brought the guy over and I served them both then went back to the front desk. In that time they had already alerted the president, and the secretary told me to leave. Hid out in the parking lot for forty minutes talking with my boss, getting chased out by dealers, and in that time I was sent a pic of the dealership president's sedan with instructions to wait nearby. My boss uses bait calls to get people out of a building, like he'll call "from the daughter's school" or all sorts of other unethical poo poo. Sure enough he walks out to his car and I got him. Divorce papers are also fun. Apparently, at least in the state of Minnesota, serving your spouse first allows you to getter set favorable court conditions. I'm honestly not sure what that boils down into. Nevertheless, after arguments where the sentiments of "I'm divorcing you!" "No, I'm divorcing YOU!" are passed, its kinda a race to see who can serve who first. Spouses provide a ton of intel and you'd expect a whole email full of photos of the spouse, the spouse's vehicles, interior and exterior shots of places they frequent. Small businesses suck. They often are already expecting you, and you usually have to do it on their territory. One thing I'm always surprised about is how much access people will give you if they're convinced you know the right person. I've lost myself in countless warehouses with no supervision.
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Still working on the primary hustle
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Vegetarian Taco Truck
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freelance public bathroom attendant
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Nov 4, 2023 18:01
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Try purse snatching. You own a good pair of running shoes, right?
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Nov 4, 2023 18:06
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Karen Prevention Stores hire you to walk up during a Karen encounter, dressed as a customer, to distract the Karen with befuddlement and guile.
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Nov 4, 2023 18:12
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i sell feat pics like pictures of people beating guinness records and stuff
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Nov 4, 2023 18:38
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Been hearing a lot about drop shipping
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BATS FLY AT MOON posted:Been hearing a lot about poo poo dropping
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Nov 4, 2023 22:45
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Have you tried sucking dicks OP? Or maybe slinging hash?
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wesleywillis posted:Have you tried sucking dicks OP? its getting legal in most states.
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Nov 4, 2023 23:13
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Set up a discussion forum on the Internet.
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Start a website and charge people $10 to post on it. e: ^ gently caress
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you've heard of robotaxis but get ready for hobotaxis
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frumpykvetchbot posted:you've heard of robotaxis the future is now https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WeyLEe1T0yo
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wait i thought that said hobotaxes
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Lemonade stand, except it's spiked with vodka. 5 bucks for a 16 OZ solo
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redshirt posted:Lemonade stand, except it's spiked with vodka. 5 bucks for a 16 OZ solo I too have rushed a fraternity
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DoorDash but for medical emergencies
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Jimbone Tallshanks posted:DoorDash but for medical emergencies Like causing, treating, or both?
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