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Mumpy Puffinz posted:I too have rushed a fraternity My condolences. I have not.
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Jimbone Tallshanks posted:DoorDash but for medical emergencies Buy an old station wagon, offer services to drive people to the hospital. Only charge them 1000 dollars. Offer them a discount card. If they're really clumsy it'll be worth it for them. 9 ambulance rides and the 10th is half price.
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Nov 5, 2023 22:57
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Breed new types of dog.
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Nov 5, 2023 23:11
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kidnap the ceo of your utility company and hold them hostage
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Nov 6, 2023 00:08
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Personalized potatoes. Just draw happy faces on em.
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Nov 6, 2023 00:10
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I wanted to go to Sleeping Bear sand dunes where they have a monstrous hill down to the lake that is tough as hell to climb back up, to the point where rescue crews charge $3K to get you and run a discount rescue service for $2,500. Have a nice winch setup and a sled to get you back up. If you're too poor, then I'd offer a $500 service where get one of those power tow rope things they use to launch fixed wing gliders and I'd just have you tie a rope to your fat rear end at the bottom of the hill and rip you uphill in 30 seconds or less, no sled. Need to think of parts wear and my per-hour cost!
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Nov 6, 2023 00:19
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Bidet installer
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Nov 6, 2023 01:37
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A moving company that is able to offer discount rates because the movers show up intoxicated.
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Bidet installer “Bidet, mate!” “That’s not a poop knife. This is a poop knife”
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Nov 6, 2023 01:46
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I sell my used underpants and pictures of my feet to perverts
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El Macho posted:A moving company that is able to offer discount rates because the movers show up intoxicated. How intoxicated are we talking here?
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Nov 6, 2023 01:48
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:How intoxicated are we talking here? Roughly 4 beers deep at any given time
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Nov 6, 2023 01:49
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I loot the dumpsters behind the CostCo meat department and use my findings in stew I sell for a pittance down at Fleabottom Bay. "Bowls o'Brown" I call them, I'm the onion knight.
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Nov 6, 2023 01:49
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El Macho posted:Roughly 4 beers deep at any given time For a big enough discount I’d probably take the chance
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Nov 6, 2023 01:54
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A business that helps people retrieve lost items that go missing around the house. 5 goons show up and ransack things until said items are found. Cleanup is extra.
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Nov 6, 2023 01:54
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I start pyramid and Ponzi schemes every time I need a quick cash boost. Take the first couple lots of money, declare that this is fool proof and the system works(TM) and you're no longer needed to make these people rich, and then tell the next sucker they're the new CEO and President. Tap out early enough and you get a nice little chunk and no one even thinks of you by the time the whole thing goes bust. It's free money!
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Nov 6, 2023 01:54
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:For a big enough discount I’d probably take the chance Discount is on a sliding scale: 4 beers - 15% off 6 beers - 35% off Etc
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Nov 6, 2023 01:57
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i turn into a naked molerat and tunnel into bank vaults
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Nov 6, 2023 01:58
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Call people in the phone book over and over and demand money to stop. They won't be able to block you because they're old and can't figure out how
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Nov 6, 2023 01:58
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i live on the sidewalk and charge people passing by 10$ to not smell my finger
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Nov 6, 2023 02:00
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Jimbone Tallshanks posted:Call people in the phone book over and over and demand money to stop. They won't be able to block you because they're old and can't figure out how I’ve had the same thought, except they have to fully participate in a knock-knock joke to stop
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Nov 6, 2023 02:02
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“Give me five beers for a quarter”, you’d say.
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Nov 6, 2023 02:06
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Have you tried sucking some dicks op?? Or maybe offering rear end eating services? Even better, get FORKLIFT CERTIFIED. Then eat rear end or suck dicks (or both) ON the forklift.
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Nov 6, 2023 02:06
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Live streaming. Like you steam content in-person. People are bored and 1-6 people come over and improvise The Office or play video games in front of you idk
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Nov 6, 2023 02:08
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at night i scale very tall buildings where i perch like a bird of prey looking for easy prey. i use the tough leathery membrane twixt my arms and legs to glide effortlessly through the air once i have found a target - dropped pennies which i stash inside my pouch
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Nov 6, 2023 02:09
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wesleywillis posted:Have you tried sucking some dicks op?? When you’re FORKLIFT CERTIFIED the dick suckers come to YOU
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Nov 6, 2023 02:12
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i cagefight deer for their eggs
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Nov 6, 2023 02:14
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Buy all the bottled water in town and then contaminate the town's water supply.
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Nov 6, 2023 02:20
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Go ahead and fight those deer bitch, I'll
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Funky See Funky Do posted:Buy all the bottled water in town and then contaminate the town's water supply. Ah, the Nestlé method
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Nov 6, 2023 02:21
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i steel discarded deer teeth at the cagefights. when I have enough i squeeze them together into pool balls which i sell at below market value
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Nov 6, 2023 02:24
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I do furniture restorations by dragging stuff behind my car, using the public road is cheaper than sandpaper.
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Nov 6, 2023 02:26
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Thos how I find out that pool ball you sold me is inauthentic? I knew there was no F ball...
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Nov 6, 2023 02:30
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Ah, the Nestlé method How did they make it work? I realised everyone would just drink Pepsi instead.
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Nov 6, 2023 02:33
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Jimbone Tallshanks posted:Thos how I find out that pool ball you sold me is inauthentic? I knew there was no F ball... the F stands for 'found'
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Nov 6, 2023 02:40
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show up places and start recording tiktok dances to break up crowds and loud parties
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Nov 6, 2023 02:43
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Disrupt the currency storage industry using precision engineered metal and proprietary exothermic chemical reactions. Rob a bank.
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Nov 6, 2023 02:54
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all sorts of SA merch
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Nov 6, 2023 03:26
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OP, Big Pharma might try to tell you that kidneys don't grow back so you can only sell one, but I trust my body and my immune system. It's just a matter of willpower.
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Carry a big bag of staples in your pocket when you go out for fast food. Sneak one into your food and then complain to the manager. Keep a careful tally of the places you've 'hit up' with this and when. Like any good hunter, you'll want to work the whole territory so the individual places don't get wise.
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