ITT post side hustle ideas

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Bored: Jul 26, 2007; Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

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# ¿ Nov 6, 2023 01:46

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Bored: Jul 26, 2007; Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Blurry Gray Thing posted:

OP, Big Pharma might try to tell you that kidneys don't grow back so you can only sell one, but I trust my body and my immune system. It's just a matter of willpower.

Actually, livers can regenerate, even if up to 90% has been destroyed. So you could just part yours out. Like, just sell cubes of it off to millionaires who have destroyed their own.

# ¿ Nov 6, 2023 05:26

Bored: Jul 26, 2007; Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Blackchamber posted:

I've seen advertising on trucks that unvaccinated sperm goes for $3-4k a pop. Now you could try selling yours even if you are vaccinated (how will they know?) but if you are trying to beat the competition by selling volume at a cheaper price that's a lot of work.

So here's what you do, find someone else selling theirs, tell them you will pay 50 to taste test it's purity, and then when you get a mouthful just run, dine and dash style. Don't swallow it obviously and spit it back out later in a cup or something. Then simply resell it. You hit the right rally or event and you can probably get 3 or 4 vendors in an hour. That's all profit baby, and what are they gonna do? Call the cops? Good luck with that.

This can also be the side hustle to your Glory Hole Inspector General side hustle. How are they gonna know who that sperm came from?

I didn�t check to see if you were one of the posters of the various glory hole hustles. If you weren�t, sorry if I�ve offended you.

# ¿ Nov 6, 2023 22:34

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