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redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Would people pay me $200 an hour for life advice?

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redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

What if I charged 25$ per poem?

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

might buy one

lol ping
127.0.0.0
Hello, anybody
out there?

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Croccers posted:

Rob convenience stores for small goods then sell them.
Police ain't gonna care if you're not touching money and cigs.

Really? What's your markup on stolen convenience store chips?

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

do you not think I am a real person?

I question it.

I also question myself though.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Pinche Rudo posted:

I sell jugs of my piss

In the future void, a valuable substance...

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Private Cumshoe posted:

I'm a life coach for college athletic coaches

I could do that....


"C'mon son, Skull harder!"

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

parthenocarpy posted:

I've done process serving in a few states always as a side gig. Real nice semi-abusable cashflow. Always worked as an independent contractor. That way, the org doesn't care what you bill them because they pass the cost off to the law office, and the lawyers don't care what they're billed because they pass the cost off to the client. It has always been the largest pay per hour in my life.

Did you have any wacky adventures? Dress up in disguise?

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Essential Mountain Oils

(Olive oil and pine needles)

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Vegetarian Taco Truck

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Karen Prevention

Stores hire you to walk up during a Karen encounter, dressed as a customer, to distract the Karen with befuddlement and guile.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Lemonade stand, except it's spiked with vodka. 5 bucks for a 16 OZ solo

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

I too have rushed a fraternity

My condolences. I have not.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Personalized potatoes. Just draw happy faces on em.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Bored posted:

Actually, livers can regenerate, even if up to 90% has been destroyed. So you could just part yours out. Like, just sell cubes of it off to millionaires who have destroyed their own.

Peter Thiel's Liver Slave

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Waiting for Pet Rocks to take off again. I've got so many cute rocks!

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Larry Cum Free posted:

be a pinch hitter for a baseball team

Learn to bunt

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Drawing faces on small potatoes. Call them "Potato Pals" or some such, I don't know, run it by Marketing.

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redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Bonzo posted:

Back in the 80s, Philip Morris used to put ads in the paper to invite people to come and participate in a study. They put you in a room with a few packs of cigarettes. It says Marlboro on the packs but it's a bit different blend or maybe the filter is a little skinnier. So you'd sit there for the next 2 or 3 hours smoking and answering questions about what part of flavor country you thought you were in. I think you got like $25 and some free packs of smokes.

Marlboro Adventure Team bro.

Also down with Joe Camel.

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