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Buy the cheapest high proof vodka you can find. Check the “value vodka” section of your liquor store in case you don’t know where to look. Then, mix it 50/50 with antifreeze and sell it as moonshine down on third Ave for a profit. Yeah, you know which third Ave. No I don’t care to who. Yes it’ll feel weird. Just think of the international trips you couldn’t afford otherwise. Your friends will finally respect you. Your parents will finally be proud. Maybe you’ll finally be able to buy a house! Soon you’ll even be voting Republican!!! Anyway, that’s how I made my first $100.
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