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Apr 6, 2011

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A very long time ago I was in a local Yahoo! Chat room and some guy IM’d me asking if I wanted a handjob for $10. I said no thanks but I asked him how business was going and he said not too bad. He liked giving handjobs so the ten bucks was a nice little cherry on top, petty cash for smokes and beer while indulging in his hobby.

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Apr 6, 2011

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Been hearing a lot about drop shipping

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Bidet installer

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El Macho posted:

A moving company that is able to offer discount rates because the movers show up intoxicated.

How intoxicated are we talking here?

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El Macho posted:

Roughly 4 beers deep at any given time

For a big enough discount I’d probably take the chance

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wesleywillis posted:

Have you tried sucking some dicks op??

Or maybe offering rear end eating services?

Even better, get FORKLIFT CERTIFIED. Then eat rear end or suck dicks (or both) ON the forklift.

When you’re FORKLIFT CERTIFIED the dick suckers come to YOU

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Funky See Funky Do posted:

Buy all the bottled water in town and then contaminate the town's water supply.

Ah, the Nestlé method

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Tijuana-A-Go-Go posted:

How about an app that lets you post when you find a glory hole, and also allows you to find local glory holes in your area

This already exists as was brought up in the gloryhole thread

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wesleywillis posted:

The what? The where?

It’s a pencilhands thread so I assumed it was gassed but here you go

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=4044608&perpage=40&pagenumber=1&noseen=1

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