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I loot the dumpsters behind the CostCo meat department and use my findings in stew I sell for a pittance down at Fleabottom Bay. "Bowls o'Brown" I call them, I'm the onion knight.
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i turn into a naked molerat and tunnel into bank vaults
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Nov 6, 2023 01:58
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i live on the sidewalk and charge people passing by 10$ to not smell my finger
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Nov 6, 2023 02:00
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at night i scale very tall buildings where i perch like a bird of prey looking for easy prey. i use the tough leathery membrane twixt my arms and legs to glide effortlessly through the air once i have found a target - dropped pennies which i stash inside my pouch
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Nov 6, 2023 02:09
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i cagefight deer for their eggs
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Nov 6, 2023 02:14
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i steel discarded deer teeth at the cagefights. when I have enough i squeeze them together into pool balls which i sell at below market value
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Nov 6, 2023 02:24
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Jimbone Tallshanks posted:Thos how I find out that pool ball you sold me is inauthentic? I knew there was no F ball... the F stands for 'found'
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Nov 6, 2023 02:40
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