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funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003


Pillbug
I wanted to go to Sleeping Bear sand dunes where they have a monstrous hill down to the lake that is tough as hell to climb back up, to the point where rescue crews charge $3K to get you and run a discount rescue service for $2,500. Have a nice winch setup and a sled to get you back up.

If you're too poor, then I'd offer a $500 service where get one of those power tow rope things they use to launch fixed wing gliders and I'd just have you tie a rope to your fat rear end at the bottom of the hill and rip you uphill in 30 seconds or less, no sled. Need to think of parts wear and my per-hour cost!

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funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003


Pillbug
I do furniture restorations by dragging stuff behind my car, using the public road is cheaper than sandpaper.

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