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A moving company that is able to offer discount rates because the movers show up intoxicated.
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# ¿ Nov 6, 2023 01:46 |
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# ¿ May 16, 2024 16:19 |
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:How intoxicated are we talking here? Roughly 4 beers deep at any given time
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# ¿ Nov 6, 2023 01:49 |
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A business that helps people retrieve lost items that go missing around the house. 5 goons show up and ransack things until said items are found. Cleanup is extra.
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# ¿ Nov 6, 2023 01:54 |
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:For a big enough discount I’d probably take the chance Discount is on a sliding scale: 4 beers - 15% off 6 beers - 35% off Etc
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# ¿ Nov 6, 2023 01:57 |
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Jimbone Tallshanks posted:Call people in the phone book over and over and demand money to stop. They won't be able to block you because they're old and can't figure out how I’ve had the same thought, except they have to fully participate in a knock-knock joke to stop
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# ¿ Nov 6, 2023 02:02 |
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# ¿ May 16, 2024 16:19 |
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“Give me five beers for a quarter”, you’d say.
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# ¿ Nov 6, 2023 02:06 |