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El Macho
Feb 10, 2005
A moving company that is able to offer discount rates because the movers show up intoxicated.

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El Macho
Feb 10, 2005

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

How intoxicated are we talking here?

Roughly 4 beers deep at any given time

El Macho
Feb 10, 2005
A business that helps people retrieve lost items that go missing around the house.

5 goons show up and ransack things until said items are found. Cleanup is extra.

El Macho
Feb 10, 2005

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

For a big enough discount I’d probably take the chance

Discount is on a sliding scale:

4 beers - 15% off
6 beers - 35% off
Etc

El Macho
Feb 10, 2005

Jimbone Tallshanks posted:

Call people in the phone book over and over and demand money to stop. They won't be able to block you because they're old and can't figure out how

I’ve had the same thought, except they have to fully participate in a knock-knock joke to stop

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El Macho
Feb 10, 2005
“Give me five beers for a quarter”, you’d say.

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