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Sheffield United have accumulated 1 (one) point through 10 premier league games this season.  They spent the summer after being promoted selling all their best players and not replacing them so the outlook for the season is bleak to say the least. They have scored the fewest goals and conceded the most of anyone in the league so far (7 scored, 29 conceded) The premier league record for lowest points in a season is 11 points, by Derby County in 2007/08. This is them celebrating their sole win of the season against Newcastle:  Derby 07/08 also hold the record for fewest goals scored (20) and most goals conceded in a 38 game season (89). More than one record up for grabs. The football league record for lowest points in a season is 8 points, jointly held by Doncaster Rovers (1904/05) and Loughborough (1899/00). Both in the second division and back when you only got two points for a win so they were extra poo poo.  This is a season ticket from that Donny Rovers season. You would imagine H. White did not renew the following year, but he did get to see his team win 3 games, two more than Derby managed. This thread will serve as a record of Sheffield United's efforts to break a premier league record and is for all fans who want to cheer on a side on course to achieve footballing immortality. It is not a mean-spirited thread but rather an attempt to find some joy in watching a side who've been hollowed out and whose owners are happy to just take the premier league money and go back down without making a go of it How many points will the Blades get? What will their final goal difference be? Can they go a full season without a win? We shall see
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They will get a win against Chelsea
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Nov 4, 2023 13:38
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I predict 9 points, breaking Derby's record but not quite giving us an all-time record for worst English team ever.
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Nov 4, 2023 14:06
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Bold of the OP to pluralize point in the thread title
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it is important to note early in this thread that their manager's name is Paul Heckingbottom, or as I call him, Paul Heckingbottomofthetable
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grim news lads
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Shrapnig posted:Bold of the OP to pluralize point in the thread title
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well done op, you jinxed it. yeah real great thanks 👍
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Nov 4, 2023 18:04
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Ending the match with four times as many points as you started it? It's a big ask, but if they can keep that up then 72,057,594,037,927,900 points are on the table.
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Now Bournemouth are mathematically one match week away from going bottom that's got to have lit more of a fire under Iraola
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Nov 4, 2023 18:20
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nawilo_420 posted:well done op, you jinxed it. yeah real great thanks 👍 A stinging blow to be sure but the record is still on
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Nov 4, 2023 18:24
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Scoring late on is a pretty big step forward for them
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Nov 4, 2023 18:27
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A win and our own thread. Truly...we are blessed.
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the sex ghost posted:A stinging blow to be sure but the record is still on its true... I still believe
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5 points (count em). No longer the shittest team in the league. Rename thread Burnley points watch
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I thought Burnley would be fine but I guess Kompany is just another BALD FRAUD
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Nov 12, 2023 17:25
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Rename thread Everton and Burnley points watch
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Hopefully City as well 
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Someone post that Paul jewell photo. You know the one
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Jose posted:Someone post that Paul jewell photo. You know the one RAM-PANT please no one post the photo
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I always get Paul Jewell and Malky Mackay, as both of whom had funny scandals, mixed up
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The Finn posted:RAM-PANT please no one post the photo Thank you for confirming who it was without seeing it
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Another game in the books and one more step towards immortality
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At the current rate they might avoid breaking the points record but they are going to absolutely smash the GD and goals against records
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It's funny because it's Sheffield United
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Is Scott Parker still available
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Thanks Ants posted:Is Scott Parker still available Scott Parker the Bus haha no but seriously he is not a good manager
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As a Wednesday fan. Lol Lmao, even. people in glass houses should not throw stones, see ya not next year cos we'll be league one but maybe in the next 5
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The BBC have put up an article titled "can sheffield united stay up with a new manager?" and it's completely blank. 
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vyelkin posted:Scott Parker the Bus haha no but seriously he is not a good manager He's got a lovely bum though.
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Mrenda posted:He's got a lovely bum though. You are confusing him with Branislav Ivanovic edit: was looking up something on his wiki page and  quote:Looking back on the beginning of the player's accomplished career, OFK Beograd's general manager Zvezdan Terzić, who signed Ivanović at age nineteen from the lower-league FK Srem, stated: sticksy fucked around with this message at 20:11 on Dec 6, 2023 |
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sticksy posted:You are confusing him with Branislav Ivanovic Googled "Branislav Ivanovic bum pics" and he's got a nice bum. But I googled "Scott Parker bum pics" and let me first tell you, his bum is unappreciated. But secondly, his cardigans!!! My god the man can rock a cardigan his Mum bought him. Like James Bond with a Horlicks and a game of Cluedo. I'm already picking out my Christmas slippers.
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Mrenda posted:Googled "Branislav Ivanovic bum pics" and he's got a nice bum. 
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No new manager bounce when you hire an old manager apparently
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Mrenda posted:Googled "Branislav Ivanovic bum pics" and he's got a nice bum. he looks like he should be a spitfire pilot imo
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Barry Shitpeas posted:At the current rate they might avoid breaking the points record but they are going to absolutely smash the GD and goals against records this is still on though
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