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I've had this idea for a couple weeks now. So antique shops are always filled with absolutely weird poo poo. They're a place where junk goes to rot on a shelf for a few more years until someone either buys it or it goes into a dumpster. Just think, all that porcelain you buy will go back to the antique shop when you die too; truly a beautiful cycle akin to life itself. I've waded through the trenches of weird smells, wobbly floors, and old ladies to bring you... STUFF.  This one explains itself. For once the child belongs in a plastic bag.  Looks sorta like a goblin? Shameless Garfield ripoff. Don't look at me like that, Sully.    AaaaAaa  I'll leave this one to be interpreted. Murder. I'm a big fan of black santa. Perfect for holding   Rad Santa Discontent Superman I'm not sure what it is about this one but I like it Sad clown!  I will start it off with... this. 
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Valko posted:How old does something have to be before it's an antique? There's ALWAYS just random poo poo strewn in that is definitely not antique at antique shops. For example I saw a minion and some Frozen stuff. I'm not sure what I'd consider the cutoff, but I'm not old and even I'm older than stuff I find. But the point was to find weird things, not necessarily old things.
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Internetjack posted:
Unfortunately didn't check it for names, but it was found in Colorado if that makes it any more likely.
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Nov 4, 2023 22:08
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One more for good measure.
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Das Boo posted:This turned out creepier than I thought it would. Thanks, I hate it! It's perfect.
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cumpantry posted:throating chef Putting a whole new meaning to saucier.
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the holy poopacy posted:If you go out to the east coast the antique stores have a very different vibe, it turns out they actually have antiques and poo poo. Antique stores west of the Mississippi are mostly full of plastic crap that averages around 30 years old. BRB, Going to drive 2,000 miles. Yeah the 2 stores I checked out today were pretty full of newer stuff. There was lots of genuinely old stuff but it's not usually wacky. A 100yo sewing machine and hemingray glass insulators don't make for good photoshops I imagine so I didn't think to take pictures of those. Saw some vintage photgraphed titties though so that was pretty cool. E: if there's genuine interest in a thread like this I'll try to find some proper weird antiques next time. Grey Cat fucked around with this message at 03:59 on Nov 5, 2023 |
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Mega64 posted:The line is usually antique shops charging a ton more for the same stuff you find at thrift shops. This fine 1993 sealed bottle of cola can be yours for a bargain of $50.
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redshirt posted:Whenever I am dragged to an antique shop you better believe I am rubbing every lamp and bottle I can. I'd be concerned if someone didn’t. But it being antique you only get 1 wish, the other 2 were used up.
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Konar posted:I got big regrets not buying this wall scroll I saw a few years ago I would hang this on my wall. One of the 2001 movies of all time.
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RavenousScoot posted:
A story in two pictures.
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this poo poo is not an antique
I couldn't help myself and went home with the dogs playing poker bust
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Aishlinn posted:
Aishlinn posted:
Honestly, it's unreasonably fitting.
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Nov 6, 2023 05:07
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it even looks like his puckered butthole mouth whenever he talks.
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dinahmoe posted:Those creepy dolls are from here. So you're saying there's a reselling market if I can get between old ladies and budget elfs at the shop? Yeah, those are pricey.
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