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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > NFL Week 9 GDT: too early/late for this shi
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Vengarr
Jun 17, 2010

Smashed before noon
Every Eagles game puts me into a-fib

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Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




 That felt like the most Cowboy way to lose a game.

I approve.

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WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

 lmao

Not with a bang, but a whimper

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Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

CapnAndy posted:

delay of game

It doesn't work this way because he was just cutting short of the coverage, but it is pretty funny 5 extra yards and that's a TD.

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Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.
Two bad teams

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Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




 dear god that was the worst collective two min drive ever

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shyduck
Oct 3, 2003



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Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

 wanting to let everyone know every eagle fuckup was legit and every cowboy fuckup was legit

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biceps crimes
Apr 12, 2008

Tom Sellout posted:

Two bad teams
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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014

shyduck posted:
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Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
 That was an awful series for Dak yikes

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Aaaaaaarrrrrggggg
Oct 4, 2004

ha, ha, ha, og me ekam
NFC East Clownball never fails

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Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Give the division to the Commanders after this game.

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CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

 Philly said they decided they didn't want to win and Dallas was like nope, you earned it.

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RoastBeef
Jul 11, 2008


 JESUS loving CHRIST

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MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.
LMAO.....


What did I just watch

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TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

 gently caress THE COWBOYS!

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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

bean mom posted:

how the gently caress do you not throw it into the end zone dak are you loving stupid

The Cowboys plays are called by Fat Mike and Brian "Oops, all 5-yard curls on 3rd and 8/:schotty:" Schottenheimer

yes, they are very stupid

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Space Jam
Jul 22, 2008

 football loving owns

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Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
90's death stare at the end.

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biceps crimes
Apr 12, 2008


 that has to be the worst last 2 minutes by both teams of any game i can remember

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bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Cavauro posted:

wanting to let everyone know every eagle fuckup was legit and every cowboy fuckup was legit
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HyperPuma
Jun 24, 2007

b-b-b-b-b-b-b-but trump is president
 dak sucks

gently caress the cowboys

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Shinji2015
Aug 31, 2007
Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.
https://twitter.com/RealSkipBayless/status/1721327362045059446

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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014

Space Jam posted:

football loving owns
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Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
People will look at the score and say it wasn't that bad




It's as bad as the 49ers loss





This coach is a joke

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Black Lighter
Sep 6, 2010

Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

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Dr_Strangelove
Dec 16, 2003

Mein Fuhrer! THEY WON!

 That was utterly astounding

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MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Holy poo poo, you are pathetic, Cowboys.

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PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

Space Jam posted:

football loving owns
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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



 The best part was how both teams tried to lose

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Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

 by the way, the eagles covered thanks to dak's 2-point fuckup

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InsensitiveSeaBass
Apr 1, 2008

You're entering a realm which is unusual. Maybe it's magic, or contains some kind of monster... The second one. Prepare to enter The Scary Door.
Nap Ghost

fartknocker posted:

:siren:CLOWNBALL:siren:
:siren:CLOWNBALL:siren:
:siren:CLOWNBALL:siren:
:siren:CLOWNBALL:siren:
:siren:CLOWNBALL:siren:
:siren:CLOWNBALL:siren:
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MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.

Kalli posted:

The best part was how both teams tried to lose
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Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

biceps crimes posted:

that has to be the worst last 2 minutes by both teams of any game i can remember

I'm no good at understanding football but it seemed to me like a fairly well-played game until the final 2 minutes

the rookie not getting into the end zone on 4th down and Prescott going oob on the extra 2 were back-breakers though

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Shinji2015
Aug 31, 2007
Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.
If the Cowboys had kicked a FG the previous drive instead of going for it on 4th down, they could have taken the ball out of Dak's hands and won the game at the end.

Maybe

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shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


 I like how the whole last drive was basically just penalties and sacks

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Rogue Elephant
May 1, 2007

Kalli posted:

The best part was how both teams tried to lose
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CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

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Kalli posted:

The best part was how both teams tried to lose

A games is not about the result, it’s about competition

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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Shinjobi posted:

People will look at the score and say it wasn't that bad




It's as bad as the 49ers loss





This coach is a joke
the funny thing is, if you didn't mention that specific loss, I wouldn't have been able to tell what team you're angry at


in any case, the cowgirls; you are them

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