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The Bramble
Mar 16, 2004

Outpost22 posted:

Why would this cause a probation, what rule was broken by this?

EDIT: Oh and wendys is better than mcds

5. Instant bans
- Advocating, suggesting or justifying violence. Even as a joke.
- Crossposting content from here to another sub, including your own page
- Egregious bigotry and abusiveness

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Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


Lol

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 12 minutes!
Moms used to be able to drop off their kids at McDonalds while they shop and do other household duties.

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

The Bramble posted:

5. Instant bans
- Advocating, suggesting or justifying violence. Even as a joke.
- Crossposting content from here to another sub, including your own page
- Egregious bigotry and abusiveness

????

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Black Sunshine posted:


This is amazing, I hope OP takes this back to their corpo overlords


Corpo or Copro?

dervival
Apr 23, 2014

wesleywillis posted:

Corpo or Copro?


corpo, but you can't spell copro without OP

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

Nooner posted:

I'm gonna gently caress the hamburgler's butt hole and make Ronald watch

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

cmon brad wtf was this probe

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

Nooner taking the heat so nom may live

null_pointer
Nov 9, 2004

Center in, pull back. Stop. Track 45 right. Stop. Center and stop.

Saalkin posted:

Nooner taking the heat so nom may live

He shitposted for our sins!

git apologist
Jun 4, 2003

love it when posters whinge and try to rule lawyer probes

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Getting probed is funny

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Getting probed is funny

this

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

I'm going to fart in the next elevator bradzilla has to ride in just before he gets on

The Grimace
Sep 18, 2005

Are you a BigMac of imbeciles!?

Girl's about to get some Sweet&Spicy and Mango. Nothing wrong with tat.

Bad Purchase posted:

sorry op, we're a burger king household

what the gently caress

Zoya
Jun 12, 2023

echoes of a distant past,
bodies die but voices last.
once were held within a cell,
your mind is where these voices dwell.




The Bramble posted:

5. Instant bans
- Advocating, suggesting or justifying violence. Even as a joke.
- Crossposting content from here to another sub, including your own page
- Egregious bigotry and abusiveness

i for one thank our mod overlords for taking a brave stand against the egregious bigotry displayed by nooner against the noble hamburgler

Dandywalken
Feb 11, 2014

rubble rubble!

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




The Grimace posted:

what the gently caress

impossible whopper much?

The Grimace
Sep 18, 2005

Are you a BigMac of imbeciles!?
Speaking as a vegetarian, that's a fair point.

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007


Get Ready for Price Time , Bitch




The mambo sauce just taste like spicey bbq

Big Ass On Fire
Jun 16, 2023

hamburgler's buggered butthole

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
I'm glad someone is taking the laws of McDonaldland seriously

Zoya
Jun 12, 2023

echoes of a distant past,
bodies die but voices last.
once were held within a cell,
your mind is where these voices dwell.




Big rear end On Fire posted:

hamburgler's buggered butthole

solid username

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

Bad Purchase posted:

impossible whopper much?
love getting cheese and bacon on my impossible whopper

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

mcdonalds cracks me up they are like OK guys get this. we put HOT SAUCE on the mcchicken? are you not impressed? our food scientists 8 months working on it. we also have another project in the pipeline were we put bacon lettuce and tomato on the quarter pounder, but we dont know if it will see the light of day.

almost1337
Jun 14, 2013

The male likpatons turn around the nucleus formed of female boobons and neutral bolsterons

Hollismason posted:

The mambo sauce just taste like spicey bbq

It's supposed to be a preservative and hfcs laden take on DC area Mumbo sauce.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Hollismason posted:

The mambo sauce just taste like spicey bbq

Mambo italiano

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay house
a&w (the good version) has the superior beyond burger. and their onion rings are good

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

I LITERALLY SLEEP IN A RACING CAR. DO YOU?
p.s. ask me about my subscription mattress
Ultra Carp

numberoneposter posted:

mcdonalds cracks me up they are like OK guys get this. we put HOT SAUCE on the mcchicken? are you not impressed? our food scientists 8 months working on it. we also have another project in the pipeline were we put bacon lettuce and tomato on the quarter pounder, but we dont know if it will see the light of day.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Big rear end On Fire posted:

hamburgler's buggered butthole

Hambuggerer

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS
Rubble robble don't gently caress my butthole

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 12 minutes!
You're Kaput OP!

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

op will be enjopying mcdonalds and starbucks for thanksgiving. cant wait for early december when he regales us with new threads about his favourite corporations

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
Wasn't nooner saying that he would consensually sodomize the hamburgler?

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 12 minutes!
I'm Team Hamburglar. gently caress Cop Grimace

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q53GWPaLEHg&t=2s

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.
Is the whole ad just that still image and text? If so, that’s sort of like PoMo McDonald’s.

“This food is made of dark science and sells itself. We don’t even need to have celebrities in the commercial; we can pay a rando to hold sauce packets in front of a camera and still move product. Hell, we can use a phone to record a camera recording the rando and get you to buy our food with an arbitrarily picked still image from the video of the video. I think we don’t make these commercials to sell anything anymore. I think, deep down, we all know it’s just something to do while we wait for someone to stop us. Maybe next time we’ll leave the lens cap on?”

idiotsavant
Jun 4, 2000

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Getting probed is funny

it was not funny for the hamburgler!!!!

The Bramble
Mar 16, 2004

Goons really showing their whole rear end in this thread. McDs has always been laser focused on the youth market and there is no more desirable job for a young adult than an Influencer. This ad, which you all are viewing from your drab and gray cubicles, depicts the workplace of America’s youth.

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
You are really showing your whole rear end thinking I get to have a cubicle

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bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

The Bramble posted:

Goons really showing their whole rear end in this thread. McDs has always been laser focused on the youth market and there is no more desirable job for a young adult than an Influencer. This ad, which you all are viewing from your drab and gray cubicles, depicts the workplace of America’s youth.

oh for sure

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