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mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.
Is the whole ad just that still image and text? If so, that’s sort of like PoMo McDonald’s.

“This food is made of dark science and sells itself. We don’t even need to have celebrities in the commercial; we can pay a rando to hold sauce packets in front of a camera and still move product. Hell, we can use a phone to record a camera recording the rando and get you to buy our food with an arbitrarily picked still image from the video of the video. I think we don’t make these commercials to sell anything anymore. I think, deep down, we all know it’s just something to do while we wait for someone to stop us. Maybe next time we’ll leave the lens cap on?”

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mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.
When I think about McDonalds and youth I think about the mid 00s radio ad that starts with these lines:

I'm lovin' it
crowin like a rooster
goin' through the drive-thru for my morning booster
...

I would like a haunting rendition, How to Dress Well style, to be sung at my funeral.

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