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 Do you hear the skeletons sing? Singing a song of angry bones? It is the music of a people Who will not be slaves again! When the rattling of your bones Echoes the beating of the drums There is a death about to start When tomorrow comes! |
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rear end-penny posted:as good as this post is, I have to be the lone voice of reason here. Liches can be skeletons too! Their magic keeps them immortal, but only their bones don't decay. After a while the flesh will all dry up and crumble away leaving only the magically enhanced skeleton. |
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their skeletons are still trapped in their flesh prison, artificially maintained by arcane magicks. this is really not that hard 
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rear end-penny posted:sounds like anti-lich propaganda smdh This look like a fleshbag to you, fleshbag? 
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I bet liches have a seniority class system where the older the lich, the less skin and dessicated flesh is left on its bones. New liches caught dipping in caustic vats to strip the flesh from their bones is the height of lich vanity and scoffed at by old timer liches who let their skin flake off naturally over the centuries. |
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Ever wonder what the C in C-suite stands for? Calcium! |
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