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*angrily pushes phalanges against phone* *waits* "Yeah. Hi, this is Mortimer, am I speaking to William? Uh huh. Well, I'm calling because I the list came out, and I didn't get tapped. No, no tap. Was it an oversight?" *paces back and forth* "No, I know, it's just that I've really been pushing for this, I've been boning up on the history of the group, my GPA is through the roof, I'm first-chair trombone with the orchestra, and the last art exhibit in downtown New Haven featured three of my skullptures. But I'm looking at the list, and not only am I not on it, but seriously, another one of the Bush children? How am... no, it's just that I thought, you know, the recent push towards diversity, and..." *long pause* "No, I don't identify as female, I'm a skeleton, I identify as a skeleton... well, I suppose if anyone on that list is an anthropologist, they could look at my pelv... no, it's not that either. Look, I worked my tailbone off to get into Yale, and this is just wrong. You wouldn't have a Mexican cooking club that only let in Chinese students, would you? Hello? He-.. hello?" *sighs, stares at phone* "gently caress." *from next room over*"I told you he wasn't going to change his mind. Why don't you try for the Calliopean Society? Skull and Bones is just for trust fund kids anyway." *grumbles* "why don't you suck on my funny bone" |
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