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Well I for one hope Iceland doesn't explode.
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# ¿ Nov 11, 2023 04:40 |
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# ¿ May 17, 2024 20:09 |
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Three Olives posted:Calling itself Iceland was a little cocky so it turning into molten rock seems a little karmic. Hmm, true. Okay yeah, I've changed my opinion on this one. 100% supporting the volcano on this one now. You go you beautiful molten bastard!
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# ¿ Nov 11, 2023 04:50 |
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Saalkin posted:Is Bjork okay?? I hear she has also sided with the volcano on this one.
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# ¿ Nov 11, 2023 05:07 |
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redshirt posted:Actually.... plate tectonics might be one of the requirements of complex life on a world. also it just really fun and relaxing for the plates, just floating around all day.
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# ¿ Nov 11, 2023 05:18 |
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redshirt posted:Actually..... some plates get beaten down and swallowed by the Earth, melted down not to be seen again for thousands of years.... Yeah those were the jerk plates who had it coming.
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# ¿ Nov 11, 2023 05:22 |
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Das Boo posted:What about the dick museum?! She's spending her last day in the dick museum? Eh, decent choice.
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# ¿ Nov 11, 2023 05:30 |
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So should everyone in iceland currently be jerking off just in case they suddenly get Pompeii, so future archeologists can laugh at them? I feel like they should.
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# ¿ Nov 11, 2023 06:00 |
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Cubone posted:Interesting volcano stuff!!!! I mean if were going to be all science about it the preserved masturbating body, probably wasn't jerking it, the hot pyroclastic surge the killed him just likely caused his body to flex into that position. Alas. Iceland you can do better! Anyway I'm just going to go with this paper https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0009254121001145 and assuming with no research -and while quite drunk and with no geological academic background- that as Iceland is all cold and icey right now it will have a lower level of dissolved water in magma chamber and therefor generating explosive event, that will destroy all of iceland apart form Bjork and the penis museum.
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# ¿ Nov 11, 2023 07:20 |
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Edgar Allan Pwned posted:...but apparently thats good for geneticists? anyways. hope everyone is safe, and icelanders should take advantage of evacuation by banging or marrying foreigners Sorry just cheeked. Slipped below the seas like a modern day altantas. All that can be done now is making up a bunch of poo poo about Iceland to confuses future civilization. Man Iceland with all it's UFO's, bigfoot librarians and unicorn president were cool, we shall remember you!!!
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# ¿ Nov 11, 2023 23:28 |
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Hmmm, the live video feed from Iceland seems... somewhat concerning. Eh, I'm sure they'll be fine.
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# ¿ Nov 13, 2023 01:37 |
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Failson posted:It was such a Niceland. Really, I heard it was a full of vice land?
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# ¿ Dec 19, 2023 03:55 |
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# ¿ May 17, 2024 20:09 |
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Well I hope it doesn't get hungry again for a while longer I guess.
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# ¿ Jan 11, 2024 04:39 |