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Spurt, friend, and enter TURTLE SLUT fucked around with this message at 10:36 on Nov 11, 2023 |
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Nov 11, 2023 10:33
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Old Tom Bombadil is a merry fellow, Bright blue his jacket is, and his piss is yellow
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Nov 11, 2023 10:34
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NoiseAnnoys posted:Old Tom Bombadil is a merry fellow,
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Nov 11, 2023 10:35
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THEODEN: Where now are the cock and the rider? Where is the guy that was blowing? Where is the helm and the hauberk, and the bright pubes flowing? Where is the harp on the harpstring, and the red cock glowing? Where is the spring and the harvest and the tall dicks growing? They have passed like cum on the asscheek, like a wind in the meadow; The dudes have gone down in the West behind the hills.
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Nov 11, 2023 10:37
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You're a hobbit, Frodo
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Nov 11, 2023 10:39
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I’ll always be up in your guts Mr. Frodo sir
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Nov 11, 2023 10:49
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A wizard is never late, nor is he early, he comes precisely when he means to
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Nov 11, 2023 11:08
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BILBO: Help an old man get off, Frodo
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Nov 11, 2023 11:09
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Blow your load, Mr Frodo
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Nov 11, 2023 11:20
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CUM TAY TOO!! STICK IT IN YOUR MOUTH SWIRL IT ALL AROUND
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Nov 11, 2023 11:20
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BOROMIR: So it is true. In a dream, I saw a dick grow large, while in the west a pale butt lingered.
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Nov 11, 2023 11:34
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You shall not cum.
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Nov 11, 2023 11:47
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"My name is actually Dildo" - Bilbo
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Nov 11, 2023 11:55
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*Legolas while sucking dick* "That is no Orc horn"
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Nov 11, 2023 11:58
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"gently caress my rear end! - Frodo.
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Nov 11, 2023 11:59
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Not all who wank are lost.
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Nov 11, 2023 12:06
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But still, she was there, who was there before Sauron, and before the first stone of Barad-dûr; and she served none but herself, drinking the cum of Elves and Men.
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Nov 11, 2023 12:12
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*Gandalf has just won a bet to have his dick sucked by the rest of the fellowship. The hobbits struggle to pull down the wizard's pants* "The FLY, you fools, the Fly!!!" he shouts
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Nov 11, 2023 12:17
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Hehe
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Nov 11, 2023 12:20
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toss me
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Nov 11, 2023 12:45
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Shadowfax. He's the lord of all horses and he's been my lover through many dangers.
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Nov 11, 2023 12:58
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And my rear end! - Gimli
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Nov 11, 2023 12:59
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6 inches. Less than half of what I'd hoped for
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Nov 11, 2023 13:01
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One cock ring to rule them all.
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Nov 11, 2023 13:57
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Looks like pussy is back on the menu, boys!
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Nov 11, 2023 14:04
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The eagles are coming!
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Nov 11, 2023 14:05
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The trees... They're moaning!
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Nov 11, 2023 14:06
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my precum
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Nov 11, 2023 14:08
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Smeagol will swear to daddy.
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Nov 11, 2023 14:08
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what's elvish for tits? melons
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Nov 11, 2023 14:12
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Toss my salad! But do not tell the elf.
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Nov 11, 2023 14:12
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The dwarf cums so loud, we could have sucked him in the dark.
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Nov 11, 2023 14:15
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We've had one, yes. What about second piss orgy?
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Nov 11, 2023 14:16
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For years tolkien scholars have engaged in a nuanced debate regarding the balrog's boner, or lack thereof
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Nov 11, 2023 14:17
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How about with my hot cum all over your chest? Aye, I could do that.
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Nov 11, 2023 14:17
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but what about second analingus
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Nov 11, 2023 14:19
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the Switch King of Bangmar
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Nov 11, 2023 14:20
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Cumwraiths
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Nov 11, 2023 14:20
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I can't gently caress it for you, but I can gently caress you.
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Nov 11, 2023 14:21
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cum with me.
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Nov 11, 2023 14:21
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