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I don't suck half of you half as well as I should like; and I suck less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
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One Ring to gently caress, one man box1 One Ring to cum in, One Ring to milk all cocks and in the darkness bum2 them. 1 box, n. [UK slang]: Vagina. 2 bum, v. [UK slang]: Have gay sex with. BigBadSteve fucked around with this message at 15:18 on Nov 11, 2023 |
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Nov 11, 2023 14:30
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Where there’s a dick, there’s a way.
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Nov 11, 2023 14:55
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She held up a small crystal phial: it glittered as she moved it, and streaks of white cum dripped from her hand. 'In this phial,' she said, 'is caught the cream of Eärendil's star, set amid the waters of my fountain. It will shine still brighter when JO buddies are about you. May it be a light to you in dark places, when all other lights go out.
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Nov 11, 2023 15:06
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Fool of a cocksucking cumslurping assgaping took
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Nov 11, 2023 15:18
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My friends, you bow to no one except to bend over as I guide my hard dripping mancock into your hairy hobbit hole and maybe Pippin you could bow your face into my rear end and start hungrily licking as I blow my load into Frodo here thanks bud
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Nov 11, 2023 15:20
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Nov 11, 2023 15:25
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Nov 11, 2023 15:26
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Never thought I'd 69 with an Elf. What about 69 with a friend? Aye, I could do that.
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Nov 11, 2023 15:30
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GANDALF: From the lowest dungeon to the highest peak, I hosed him. The Balrog of Morgoth. Until at last, I threw down my partner and smote my ruin upon his backside. Sleepiness took me and I strayed out of thought and time. Stars wheeled overhead, and every day was as long as the life age of the earth. But it was not the end. I felt dick in me again. I've been sent back until my task is done.
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Nov 11, 2023 15:32
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I am no man!
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Nov 11, 2023 15:36
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And we never gently caress anything unless it is worth taking a long time to gently caress.
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Nov 11, 2023 15:39
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Nov 11, 2023 15:47
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Show gape and enter.
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Nov 11, 2023 15:47
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Even the smallest boobs can change the course of the future.
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Nov 11, 2023 16:00
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You shall not bust
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Nov 11, 2023 16:06
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[Boromir is holding his penis] It is a strange fate that we should suffer so much fear and doubt over so small a thing. Such a little thing.
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Nov 11, 2023 16:20
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Speak, Goat, and Enter
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Nov 11, 2023 16:21
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"Come not between the Nazgûl and his prey! Or he will not pound thee in thy turn. He will mantrain thee away to the houses of lamentation, beyond all darkness, where thy rear end shall be devoured, and thy shriveled dong be left naked to the Lidless Eye." wow this one is pretty much unedited
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Nov 11, 2023 16:21
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If more of us valued tits and rear end above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.
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Nov 11, 2023 16:35
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E: Lol, simpy Grey Cat fucked around with this message at 16:44 on Nov 11, 2023 |
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Nov 11, 2023 16:40
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Nov 11, 2023 16:43
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If in doubt, always follow your cock.
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Nov 11, 2023 17:15
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And they call it jizm... JIZM!
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Nov 11, 2023 17:26
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if you think about it, "The Lord of the Rings" is already an innuendo
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Smugworth posted:And they call it jizm... JIZM! edit: not to police things. You should feel free to post your weird horny sentences here
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Nov 11, 2023 17:38
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They're taking the hobbits to the suck n gently caress party at your mom's house!
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Nov 11, 2023 17:38
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*after the orcs capture your mom" Looks like MILF's back on the menu boys
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Nov 11, 2023 17:41
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Why do the orcs even know what a menu is
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Nov 11, 2023 17:45
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PO-TAY-TOES! gently caress em, suck em, stick em in a german dockworker’s oozing rear end in a top hat
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Nov 11, 2023 17:46
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*Gollum screaming in ecstasy at castle Mordor while the ringwraiths do a bunch of weird BDSM stuff to him* BAGGINS... gently caress ME BAGGINS!
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Nov 11, 2023 17:47
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Nobody tosses a dwarf's salad... Without his permission
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Nov 11, 2023 17:50
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Look to my coming on the first light of the fifth day. At dawn look to the east and open your mouth real wide because I have a thick load for you oh shiiiiit unghhh
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Nov 11, 2023 17:52
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Your love of the halflings nuts has clearly slowed your mind
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Nov 11, 2023 17:52
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Lembas bread. One small bite will fill the stomach of a grown man, assuming it isn’t already full of cum, and in any case that man’s rear end in a top hat will look like a panting bulldog’s mouth when me and the boyz are done with him
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Nov 11, 2023 17:55
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they are taking the hobbits to my dick is hard
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Nov 11, 2023 18:07
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i love the taste of you're cock, Gollum
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Nov 11, 2023 18:13
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Sauron ate my balls
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Nov 11, 2023 18:38
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In a hole in your dad there hosed a hobbit.
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Frodo... You must take the ring and throw it into my rear end in a top hat. It's the only way to destroy it.
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