Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
Vampire Panties
Apr 18, 2001
nposter
Nap Ghost
'What of the wizard?'
"I will gently caress him"

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

TVGM
Mar 17, 2005

"It is not moral, it is not acceptable, and it is not sustainable that the top one-tenth of 1 percent now owns almost as much wealth as the bottom 90 percent"

Yam Slacker
Boromir: Give them a reach-around, for pity's sake!

pig labeled 3
Jan 3, 2007

Henry Lee Mucus
Dec 11, 2003

Let this be the hour when we draw swords together! And right after that let’s all gently caress like animals oh god frodo put that fat little pig cock up me

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Henry Lee Mucus
Dec 11, 2003

Shadowfax tossed his head and cried aloud, as if a trumpet had summoned him to battle. Gandalf pulled his head away from his steed’s enormous cock and vomited a gallon of cum

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


It was forged in the fires of mount coom

Call Your Grandma
Jan 17, 2010

"But you're my stepbrother, Thorin II 'Oakenshield'!"

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


The mightiest man may be laid by one penis... and Boromir was pierced by many.

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Well, let me see. Oh, yes, lovely, dick sucking. And look, more dick sucking! You know I don’t usually like going down, but this gay stuff – it’s not bad.

Khanstant
Apr 5, 2007
What a butt, second breakfast!

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Mr. Frodo! Get in my rear end.!

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


My only wish
To gently caress a fish
scales on my meeaaaaat

unknown butthole
Jan 2, 2020

The old customs remain
and the ancient gods live on
Three Rings for Elven Dicks under the sky
Seven for the Dwarf Lords in their Halls of Bone
Nine for Horny Men doomed as they are to die
and One Ring hosed in Mordor
Where the Orgies lie

TURTLE SLUT
Dec 12, 2005

PIPPIN: Let's have gay sex

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer

JOHN SKELETON posted:

PIPPIN: Let's have gay sex

Here, last of the gay sex. You love too much Pip

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




what have i got in my pocket :heysexy:

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




my only wish
is to gently caress a fish

ChickenHeart
Nov 28, 2007

Take me at your own risk.

Kiss From a Hog
*Slicked head-to-toe in viscous fluids, Legolas slides down the exhausted Oliphant's trunk*

Gimli, both hands still gripping massive Uruk-hai dongs: "That still only counts as one!"

Raku
Nov 7, 2012

Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide
Legolas, what does your elf tongue taste

Raku
Nov 7, 2012

Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide
Cums... Cums in the deep. We cannot pull out.

TURTLE SLUT
Dec 12, 2005

ARAGORN: Legolas, what does your elf-pussy feel?
LEGOLAS: Man-flesh!

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Do you know how the orc came to be? Well, when a daddy orc really loves a mommy orc..

Raku
Nov 7, 2012

Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide
The eagles are cumming!

*Everyone ducks under their shields*

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench
That doesn't make sense to me. But, then again, you are very small.

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench
They cum in pints!

Extra row of tits
Oct 31, 2020
Throw your mount doom into my ring.

Poil
Mar 17, 2007

Do not cum between the Nazgûl and his prey.

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

Dildo Teabaggins

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
It’s the blowjob that’s never started as takes longest to finish.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

oh Mr frodo you're gonna make me pop

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
Po-ta-toes. Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em up yer arse.

ChickenHeart
Nov 28, 2007

Take me at your own risk.

Kiss From a Hog
"The Dwarves bugged too greedily and too deep."

Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic

meat's back on the menu, boys :heysexy:

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

When Frodo nut but Samwise keep suckin

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
Dildo Shaggins

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




share the load

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Dicks will not be less valiant because they are unpraised.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

NO ADMITTANCE EXCEPT ON SEX-PARTY BUSINESS

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

ShredsYouSay
Sep 22, 2011

How's his widow holding up?
Don't be hasty.

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply