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'What of the wizard?' "I will gently caress him"
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# ? Nov 11, 2023 18:50 |
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Boromir: Give them a reach-around, for pity's sake!
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# ? Nov 11, 2023 18:58 |
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Dr. Cool Aids posted:toss me
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# ? Nov 11, 2023 18:58 |
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Let this be the hour when we draw swords together! And right after that let’s all gently caress like animals oh god frodo put that fat little pig cock up me
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# ? Nov 11, 2023 19:03 |
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# ? Nov 11, 2023 19:05 |
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Shadowfax tossed his head and cried aloud, as if a trumpet had summoned him to battle. Gandalf pulled his head away from his steed’s enormous cock and vomited a gallon of cum
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# ? Nov 11, 2023 19:07 |
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It was forged in the fires of mount coom
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# ? Nov 11, 2023 19:10 |
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"But you're my stepbrother, Thorin II 'Oakenshield'!"
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# ? Nov 11, 2023 19:11 |
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The mightiest man may be laid by one penis... and Boromir was pierced by many.
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# ? Nov 11, 2023 19:12 |
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Well, let me see. Oh, yes, lovely, dick sucking. And look, more dick sucking! You know I don’t usually like going down, but this gay stuff – it’s not bad.
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# ? Nov 11, 2023 19:15 |
What a butt, second breakfast!
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# ? Nov 11, 2023 19:15 |
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Mr. Frodo! Get in my rear end.!
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# ? Nov 11, 2023 19:16 |
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My only wish To gently caress a fish scales on my meeaaaaat
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# ? Nov 11, 2023 19:17 |
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Three Rings for Elven Dicks under the sky Seven for the Dwarf Lords in their Halls of Bone Nine for Horny Men doomed as they are to die and One Ring hosed in Mordor Where the Orgies lie
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# ? Nov 11, 2023 19:18 |
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PIPPIN: Let's have gay sex
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# ? Nov 11, 2023 19:18 |
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JOHN SKELETON posted:PIPPIN: Let's have gay sex Here, last of the gay sex. You love too much Pip
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# ? Nov 11, 2023 19:21 |
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what have i got in my pocket
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# ? Nov 11, 2023 19:34 |
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my only wish is to gently caress a fish
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# ? Nov 11, 2023 19:35 |
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*Slicked head-to-toe in viscous fluids, Legolas slides down the exhausted Oliphant's trunk* Gimli, both hands still gripping massive Uruk-hai dongs: "That still only counts as one!"
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# ? Nov 11, 2023 19:38 |
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Legolas, what does your elf tongue taste
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# ? Nov 11, 2023 19:39 |
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Cums... Cums in the deep. We cannot pull out.
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# ? Nov 11, 2023 19:42 |
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ARAGORN: Legolas, what does your elf-pussy feel? LEGOLAS: Man-flesh!
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# ? Nov 11, 2023 19:42 |
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Do you know how the orc came to be? Well, when a daddy orc really loves a mommy orc..
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# ? Nov 11, 2023 19:53 |
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The eagles are cumming! *Everyone ducks under their shields*
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# ? Nov 11, 2023 19:59 |
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That doesn't make sense to me. But, then again, you are very small.
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# ? Nov 11, 2023 20:14 |
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They cum in pints!
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# ? Nov 11, 2023 20:23 |
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Throw your mount doom into my ring.
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# ? Nov 11, 2023 21:05 |
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Do not cum between the Nazgûl and his prey.
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# ? Nov 12, 2023 10:58 |
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Dildo Teabaggins
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# ? Nov 12, 2023 11:07 |
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It’s the blowjob that’s never started as takes longest to finish.
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# ? Nov 12, 2023 15:47 |
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oh Mr frodo you're gonna make me pop
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# ? Nov 12, 2023 16:53 |
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Po-ta-toes. Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em up yer arse.
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# ? Nov 12, 2023 16:58 |
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"The Dwarves bugged too greedily and too deep."
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# ? Nov 12, 2023 17:16 |
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meat's back on the menu, boys
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# ? Nov 12, 2023 17:19 |
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When Frodo nut but Samwise keep suckin
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# ? Nov 12, 2023 17:21 |
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Dildo Shaggins
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# ? Nov 12, 2023 17:29 |
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share the load
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# ? Nov 12, 2023 17:30 |
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Dicks will not be less valiant because they are unpraised.
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# ? Nov 12, 2023 21:03 |
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NO ADMITTANCE EXCEPT ON SEX-PARTY BUSINESS
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# ? Nov 12, 2023 21:05 |
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Don't be hasty.
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# ? Nov 12, 2023 21:16 |