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The Ring came inside the creature Gollum, who took it deep into the tunnels of the Misty Mountains.
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They're loving the hobbits in Isengard!
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Nov 12, 2023 21:32
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Saruman loves getting his worm tongued.
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Nov 12, 2023 21:53
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I wish the cock-ring had never come to me. I wish none of this had happened...
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Nov 12, 2023 21:55
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When the goblin bout to get into some wet rear end hobussy
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Nov 12, 2023 22:34
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What do your elf eyes see? Legolas: Sauron is doing the goatse again! Elrond: gently caress i can't unsee it Galadriel: same
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Nov 12, 2023 22:43
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What are you doing, Orc step sister?
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Nov 12, 2023 22:52
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I am Ho Man
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Nov 12, 2023 22:55
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I lick less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
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Nov 12, 2023 22:57
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"casts semen tsunami while the ringwraiths pursue me over a dry riverbed*
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Nov 12, 2023 23:39
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when you find the one person on the battlefield who can circumvent your immortality curse and they find your prostate
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Nov 12, 2023 23:55
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Dildo Bellend.
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Nov 13, 2023 05:26
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"ow, my balls" - frodo
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Nov 13, 2023 05:54
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Fly, you stupid motherfuckers
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Nov 13, 2023 06:01
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Welcome to rimmin'-Dell also 
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Nov 13, 2023 06:40
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You have my cum ... and my cum and my cum! and my cum. and my cum .... and my CUM and my cum. (rushes in) and my cum! and my cum too
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Nov 13, 2023 06:48
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THE HORN OF GONDOR
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Nov 13, 2023 06:49
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Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they are horny and quick to cum.
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Nov 13, 2023 07:07
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No man can lay me.
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Nov 13, 2023 07:11
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Can you suck, Master Hobbit? Well... yes. At least, well enough for my own people. But we have no technique for great balls and... horny times. And why should your sucking be unfit for my balls? Come, suck me off.
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Nov 13, 2023 07:13
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Milo and POTUS posted:6 inches. Less than half of what I'd hoped for lmao
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Nov 13, 2023 11:43
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Smugworth posted:*after the orcs capture your mom"
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Nov 13, 2023 11:44
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Of course you are, and I'm cuming with you!
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Nov 13, 2023 11:50
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“What a pity that Bilbo did not shag that horny creature, when he had a chance!”
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Nov 13, 2023 17:00
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loving goddamn poo poo. Piss!
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Nov 13, 2023 17:27
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Nov 13, 2023 17:32
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Nov 13, 2023 17:37
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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bored_of_the_Rings
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Nov 13, 2023 17:58
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Take me for a conjurer of cheap tricks
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Nov 13, 2023 18:14
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Nov 13, 2023 18:50
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oh gandslf you're so handsome Ooopooh
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Nov 13, 2023 19:09
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Well then, keep your semen.
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Nov 13, 2023 21:10
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And so Merry crawled under Pippin’s hairy bag and took his bag and stretched it over his eyes like a mask and in a silly voice said “Legolas, what do your elf eyes see?”
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Nov 13, 2023 21:10
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Stroke, spread, and enter
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Nov 13, 2023 21:13
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I know what I'm recommending for Book Club next month!
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Nov 13, 2023 21:21
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[Merry awakes nude in a forest glade.] [Pippin is suckling from a stone dick.] Merry: "Hello? Dickbeard? Where has he gone?" Pippin: "I had the loveliest dream last night. There was this large barrel, full of toys. And we took all of it. And then you were slick. I'd give anything for a whiff of Old Toby's... Y'know." [A moan is heard.] Merry: "Did you hear that? There it is again. Something's not right here. Not right at all." [Pippin gives a growling burp.] Merry: "You just said something… dickish." Pippin: "No I didn't. I was just wanking." [Pippin wanks and two more moans come from him.] Merry: "You're longer." Pippin: "Who?" Merry: "You!" Pippin: "Than what?" Merry: "Than me!" Pippin: "I've always been longer than you." Merry: "Pippin, everyone knows I'm the long one. You're the girthy one." Pippin: "Please, Merry. You're what, 3.5 inches? Four At the most? Whereas me, I'm pushing seven... eight." Merry: "Eight? You did something." [Merry grabs the stone phallus and sucks.] Pippin: "Merry, don't! Don't suck it. Merry! Dickbeard said that you shouldn't suck any." Merry: "I want some!" Pippin: "It could be dangerous! Give it back! Merry!" [The hobbits trip over the large growing phallus of Pippin. His balls begin to smother them.] Pippin: "What's happening?" Merry: "Gah! It's got my leg!" Pippin: "Merry!" [The balls cover them up.] Pippin: "Help!" Grey Cat fucked around with this message at 21:25 on Nov 13, 2023 |
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Nov 13, 2023 21:22
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Gollum had noticed subtle changes in Frodo’s behaviours since the ring had come into his possession. These changes made Gollum extremely horny, especially the way he would always have his fingers wrapped around the ring. Gollum wondered what those soft hands would feel around his member. It kept him up all night, most nights, if he did fall asleep, he would dream of Frodo and his magic hands. But tonight was different, tonight he was going to feed his desire, the fire inside him.. He wanted to surprise Frodo tonight. He crawled up to Frodo, making sure to be quiet. He tugged Frodo’s sleeping bag off him and unwrapped him from his cloak, making it easy to undress him, when the time came. Frodo woke up at the sudden sold his body was exposed to. He woke up to find Gollum straddling him, looking straight into his eyes. Frodo was confused at first, why was Gollum on top of him? Where had his sleeping bag gone? And he grew even more confused, as his soft dick started hardening. Gollum made slow rotating movements on top of him. Gollum felt Frodo’s dick start to harden underneath him and his erection grew so large, his loincloth couldn’t cover it. Gollum started to unbutton his shirt. “Gollum…” “Shhhh, Daddy’s come to make it better” he croaked out He continued to unbutton Frodo’s shirt, when finished Gollum threw the shirt to one side, and started trailing his knobbly fingers up and down Frodo’s chest, circling his rosy nipples with a dirt encrusted finger. Frodo let out a weak mewl at the teasing. Gollum bowed his head down and started licking and sucking on Frodo’s nipples, Frodo let out a weak moan of protest as Gollum started nibbling Frodo’s nipples with some of his remaining nine teeth. Frodo was now fully hard beneath Gollum, gridding his groin upwards desperate for contact with Gollum’s crotch. Gollum undid Frodo’s trousers and pulled his pants down to expose Frodo’s throbbing cock. Gollum wrapped one of his hands around Frodo’s dick and started pumping his fist up and down, he brought Frodo to the edge, and then removed his hand from Frodo’s pre-come leaking dick. Frodo moaned at the sudden unexpected removal of Gollum’s hand. Gollum was overcome by a tidal wave of lust, not being able to wait any longer. He torn off his loincloth exposing his throbbing dick. He flipped Frodo over, pulling his pants off, exposing his pink butthole. Gollum slid one of his fingers into Frodo, then a second, then a third, pumping them in and out slowly. His urge to be inside Frodo was now unbearable, he couldn’t control himself, pulling his fingers out and licking them clean. He positioned his dick just above Frodo’s widened hole, then in one deep movement he sunk himself fully into Frodo, getting a deep intake from Frodo at the sudden intrusion. He kept a pace up, in, out, in out gradually getting faster and faster, he felt Frodo cumming underneath him, spewing the salty substance onto the rocks below. Gollum cummed inside of Frodo, he came so much it started to leak out with his dick inside Frodo. He pulled his cock out of Frodo, bent over and began to suck all of Frodo’s juices off his own flaccid penis. He was able to do this because he had been doing it for years. Gollum crawled off into the night, leaving Frodo red (rear end) cheeked and panting on the floor, lying in a puddle of his own cum and spit. Gollum’s lust was quenched for this night. And that was that. For now.
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Nov 13, 2023 21:34
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"what precious taters!!"
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Nov 13, 2023 22:40
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What's "tatas", precious?
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redshirt posted:I know what I'm recommending for Book Club next month! I believe there is some good (bad) old fashioned racism in there, presented as humor but be forewarned
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