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One cock ring to rule them all.
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The trees... They're moaning!
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Nov 11, 2023 14:06
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Smeagol will swear to daddy.
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Nov 11, 2023 14:08
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I can't gently caress it for you, but I can gently caress you.
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Nov 11, 2023 14:21
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cum with me.
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Nov 11, 2023 14:21
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I don't suck half of you half as well as I should like; and I suck less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
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Nov 11, 2023 14:30
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Never thought I'd 69 with an Elf. What about 69 with a friend? Aye, I could do that.
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Nov 11, 2023 15:30
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Show gape and enter.
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Nov 11, 2023 15:47
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E: Lol, simpy Grey Cat fucked around with this message at 16:44 on Nov 11, 2023 |
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Nov 11, 2023 16:40
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Nov 11, 2023 16:43
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It was forged in the fires of mount coom
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Nov 11, 2023 19:10
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The mightiest man may be laid by one penis... and Boromir was pierced by many.
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Nov 11, 2023 19:12
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My only wish To gently caress a fish scales on my meeaaaaat
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Nov 11, 2023 19:17
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No man can lay me.
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Nov 13, 2023 07:11
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Can you suck, Master Hobbit? Well... yes. At least, well enough for my own people. But we have no technique for great balls and... horny times. And why should your sucking be unfit for my balls? Come, suck me off.
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Nov 13, 2023 07:13
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[Merry awakes nude in a forest glade.] [Pippin is suckling from a stone dick.] Merry: "Hello? Dickbeard? Where has he gone?" Pippin: "I had the loveliest dream last night. There was this large barrel, full of toys. And we took all of it. And then you were slick. I'd give anything for a whiff of Old Toby's... Y'know." [A moan is heard.] Merry: "Did you hear that? There it is again. Something's not right here. Not right at all." [Pippin gives a growling burp.] Merry: "You just said something… dickish." Pippin: "No I didn't. I was just wanking." [Pippin wanks and two more moans come from him.] Merry: "You're longer." Pippin: "Who?" Merry: "You!" Pippin: "Than what?" Merry: "Than me!" Pippin: "I've always been longer than you." Merry: "Pippin, everyone knows I'm the long one. You're the girthy one." Pippin: "Please, Merry. You're what, 3.5 inches? Four At the most? Whereas me, I'm pushing seven... eight." Merry: "Eight? You did something." [Merry grabs the stone phallus and sucks.] Pippin: "Merry, don't! Don't suck it. Merry! Dickbeard said that you shouldn't suck any." Merry: "I want some!" Pippin: "It could be dangerous! Give it back! Merry!" [The hobbits trip over the large growing phallus of Pippin. His balls begin to smother them.] Pippin: "What's happening?" Merry: "Gah! It's got my leg!" Pippin: "Merry!" [The balls cover them up.] Pippin: "Help!" Grey Cat fucked around with this message at 21:25 on Nov 13, 2023 |
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Nov 13, 2023 21:22
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What's "tatas", precious?
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Nov 13, 2023 23:22
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bossy lady posted:Turn off your palantir 
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It's a dangerous business, Frodo, going out your back-door.
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