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I was horrified to have missed registration last year. I have PainterofCrap My vehicles: '05 Porsche Cayenne; '65 Ford Econoline pickup; '66 Pontiac Bonneville convertible. '19 Company trash. '13 Kia Soul (wife's ride). '00 Honda Accord. Ask again in a week. The tool I most commonly use/wish I had: one of those headband flashlight things. Or a magnetic-base flashlight that actually sticks well to things. Working on the Econoline's 6 is like working down in a mine shaft. Something small I would really like: Hobbies: fixing everybody's poo poo. Restoring old poo poo. Wrenching on shitboxes, just like the rest of you. Shirt size: 3x-4x depending on who makes it Food Allergies: I'm not allergic but marzipan is gross. So are those weird green Kit Kats. WTF are they: seaweed? Junk/No Junk: yes, junk me Comments: My cats are reminding me that cat toys are awesome. Tuna is awesome. Catnip is balls. Why aren't you feeding us, you loving degenerate. (please ignore everything after the first sentence) A local merchant option: I'd never turn my nose up on swag that is local to you. The more mundane, the better. Dicks/No Dicks: do your worst, kids grown & gone & my wife has a freak inside her desperately trying to get out.
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Mr. Wiggles posted:No way that will start at the North Pole. Explains the reindeer I guess. The reindeer can start it? e: snypa fail e2: PACKAGE IS ON ITS WAY PainterofCrap fucked around with this message at 06:28 on Dec 5, 2023 |
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Nov 24, 2023 21:46
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I am delighted that it arrived safely, intact and unmolested! Did the Big Wett sunnies arrive yet? They were ordered a good week before I sent the box. AUS post isn't that slow...is it? While there is definitely junque, I tried to keep it compact/small. The VIOLATION envelope comes courtesy of the Philadelphia Parking Authority, although not so marked. Prank your friends! The flaming skull came from Oglaf. It's Sithrak, the god that hates you! Also: In case it's not obvious, the Wawa gift cards are also magnets Merry Christmas!
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Dec 12, 2023 03:51
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Sent. The one item was mailed for drop-ship, from Melbourne. I can't loving believe that it, with at least a week's head start, is still floating round within I will never, ever complain about the USPS again. e: yay  
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Dec 12, 2023 04:27
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slothrop posted:It was waiting at the post office since the 4th of December cos the deadbeat postie didn't leave a card telling me. OK I feel a bit better. Got there a day before the main one was shipped. If you're up for it eventually, I'm curious about your takes on the Hershey's, Goldenberg's & Tasty Kakes. Suppose a great deal depends on how much garbage like this you consume(d) growing up. By the way, the dice are from the Hard Rock casino in Atlantic City. They sell/give them away, along with decks of cards; they drill holes through them first.
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Dec 13, 2023 00:30
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cursedshitbox posted:Getting the last of the gubbins, broken car parts and other miscellaneous local poo poo together to send out. Soon santee, soon! Lotta back-tracking through various deserts/chaparral to locate those blower bits??
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Dec 16, 2023 07:31
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Safety Dance posted:I thought I should have checked this thread before responding to your email. Please enjoy my "PER MY LAST MESSAGE" energy Same, Santa; same Big Taint posted:
This is why I hate Excel with the fiery burning passion of a thousand suns. PainterofCrap fucked around with this message at 23:43 on Dec 19, 2023 |
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Dec 19, 2023 19:58
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builds character posted:Mine was just delivered. SANTEE GO OUTSIDE AND OPEN THE PACKAGE! My wife & I were out & about. Lo! There stands a box! Encased in tape! With dicks! Opening & photos to follow. The cats know something's up.
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Dec 19, 2023 23:41
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Don't feel bad, mine came a couple days ago, but two emergency car repairs (for others) and various holiday obligations came first. A box!  A sign of things to come:    o god. ZuZu on high alert:  What a haul!  Not sure what I'll do with that sprocket. I may mount it on the garage fridge, or wall, as to me, it's excellent industrial art. The moto & other stickers will find their way all over the garage; some will become magnets.  Saving these for Christmas Day!  A beautiful and extremely witty holiday letter from Builds Character:  Impressive selection of Cadbury's most popular! My wife & I ate the Aero bar immediately. We are husbanding the rest (i.e. she hid them from me). The fucks and confet-dicks have escaped containment and are spreading around the Crap manse...  Nifty bottle opener goes to the garage (beer) fridge You have a fan  Awaiting the drop ship! A most welcome and warmly received gift pack from Builds Character Merry Christmas and happy holidays! PainterofCrap fucked around with this message at 17:46 on Dec 21, 2023 |
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Dec 21, 2023 17:42
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IOwnCalculus posted:... I need to know the story behind the broken Stillson wrench
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Dec 23, 2023 17:04
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A busy 24-hours, but finally opened Builds Character's wrapped gifts! My wife has spirited the hot sauces away (especially the lime one!) so a trip report will be delayed... but the real excitement is: I'll be able to see WTF I am doing down in the Econoline engine hole, because of LIGHT  GLORIOUS LIGHT! (and more dicks!)  That headband light is the serious poo poo. Lightweight, small, but blinding. Coupled with the other two, the dark is banished Thank you and Merry Christmas!
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Dec 27, 2023 04:28
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Behold! An un-taped, unsecured box that retains its Christmassy goodness! We have consumed most of the hot sauces. By now, my wife has made off with the Hatch. I have no clue how you pegged my philosophy about fixing almost anything, including cars but it, coupled with mild insanity and a little manual dexterity, seems to be the way ahead.  I will be wearing this for a few days (yes, and washed). Spousal unit LOLed PainterofCrap fucked around with this message at 11:02 on Feb 8, 2024 |
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Feb 8, 2024 00:13
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builds character posted:Hopefully you enjoyed LITERALLY THE BEST HOT SAUCE IN THE WORLD. We are! I was ordered to post. Mrs. Crap is still finding penii around the house and in the dryer. That is all.
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Your services are respected and greatly appreciated, BT!
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