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Which championship abdication will occur next?
Jiri Prochazka relinquishes his title to fight for the daimyo
Alex Pereira vacates his belt after realizing he's never felt joy in his life
Sergei Pavlovich gives up his championship for a professional boxing career
Tom Aspinall stops being champion when both his legs spontaneously combust
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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

ilmucche posted:

gently caress jon jones

Hey now, it was worth the UFC burning their relationship with Francis Ngannou to the ground, because all he's done since then is gone on to stun the world with his performance in his first ever boxing match against the undefeated heavyweight champion of the world, while UFC has gotten a new Heavyweight Champion who never beat the previous champion and also is unable to fight for like another 10 months minimum (provided he sits floating in an endless white void the entire time to prevent him loving everything up worse) so it's clear this was a winning strategy by UFC.

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

I dug him asking Rogan for a photo :allears:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

apophenium posted:

That's really smart!

I've also decided that my MMA style would be endless leg kicks

Mine would be being hunched over in a corner crying and wailing,"How did I get here, I don't belong here, I am completely out of my class! :gonk:"

You know, kind of like a worse Ben Askren.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

And just like that.... he's gone.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

"Thank you to my lord and savior Jesus Christ."
scattered boos
"I used to shoot up heroin underneath this building."
loud applause

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

BlindSite posted:

Big fan of Chaels serial killer glasses and Meagan Olivi forever

You have to call him Chael Patrick Sonnen when he's wearing those glasses.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Okay back to watch the sh.... oh for gently caress'S SAKE :cripes:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

DoombatINC posted:

oh good i just saw tucker carlson was there too, in case the bile hadnt quite reached your uvula

Y'know, things like this (and more importantly, the wild, enthusiastic applause they get from the crowd when they arrive) remind me a lot that the posters in this subforum and Carl's posts in particular are doing a LOT of heavy lifting to keep me periodically watching UFC shows :sigh:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

CarlCX posted:

We will outlast them, and when they are gone, we will seed their memory within the sport with salt.

Lopes, please do a neat kneebar.

:hai: and :hai:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Oh God, Sabatini's head wobbling back and forth :gonk:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Hell of a finish to that round!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

What the hell is happening in this fight!?! :stare:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Wow!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Is his walkout music I'm an Englishman in New York? Oh my God, it is :vince:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Oh my God the way he toppled

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

LobsterMobster posted:

Maybe a British becoming champion will end the curse of the FatLads division

Aspinall: As Champ, I think it would be nice to be paid 0.00002% more for my next pur-
Dana White: Aspinall, coward that he is, resisted every generous offer we made him because he was too scared to fight anybody, so we had no choice but to strip him of the title. Greg Hardy returns to the UFC next week to fight for the Interim Interim Title.

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Oh wow

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