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I think my cars would generally think I'm a good owner. Like they see all day long how much worse it can be, and are appreciative that I'm not a negligent caretaker or inconsiderate monster. But sometimes I can stand to be more attentive, and should be more fair with my expectations. But, the oil get changed, and everything is kept clean or minimally respectable looking. (my cars are pragmatic but ramble)
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A gentle lover who knows when to thrust, and isn't afraid of spending some money.
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Nov 12, 2023 01:16
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unreliable, breaks down easily, leaks gas and requires constant maintenance
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Nov 12, 2023 01:19
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muddy flaps
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Nov 12, 2023 03:14
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I'm a solid 7 as a car owner
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Nov 12, 2023 03:40
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I leave my car out in the cold and rain for weeks at a time. I only drive it when I need to leave town, which is never. Every time I need to start my car I probably need to bring the jumper gizmo because people keep breaking into my car and sleeping in it, which is fine because they stopped smashing the windows since I stopped locking it, but sometimes they leave the dome light on or some poo poo when they leave. Its tires are never really inflated, the engine light has been on since the day I got it. My car hates me and it should.
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Nov 12, 2023 03:45
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credburn posted:I leave my car out in the cold and rain for weeks at a time. I only drive it when I need to leave town, which is never. Every time I need to start my car I probably need to bring the jumper gizmo because people keep breaking into my car and sleeping in it, which is fine because they stopped smashing the windows since I stopped locking it, but sometimes they leave the dome light on or some poo poo when they leave. Its tires are never really inflated, the engine light has been on since the day I got it. That poor car. What is it? A Ford of some sort?
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Nov 12, 2023 03:47
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A Mazda 5 crossover-suv. I got it originally because I needed to drive around the country a little bit and needed a car I could sleep in, and it did that great. But once I moved, got established, I now live in a place where everything I need is within a one-mile radius, and so driving the car is just kind of a nuisance. I should get rid of it.
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Nov 12, 2023 03:50
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この白人は私にとっては大丈夫です
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Nov 12, 2023 04:08
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Sometimes a little angry, but I'm sure he has his reasons....
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Nov 12, 2023 04:25
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Pretty stoked
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Nov 12, 2023 04:26
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Car owner ratings. How would your car rate you as an owner? From 1-10. 10 being a Ferrari owner, because they baby the poo poo out of them and seem to take care of them because exclusive and whatnot. 1 Altima owner. Because, well Altima owners.
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Nov 12, 2023 04:38
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Solid 9
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Nov 12, 2023 04:40
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I NEVER ate in my car before covid. I was a 9 Now it's full of crumbs and farts
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Nov 12, 2023 04:42
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BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP that BEEP
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Nov 12, 2023 04:47
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bad. constantly farts on me
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Nov 12, 2023 04:48
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Bitch wash me
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Nov 12, 2023 04:50
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I just spent the day working on my Chevy. Adjusting timing, adjusting the carburetor, replacing old vacuum lines, replacing old rubber fuel lines, and fixing a couple of leaks. I think my car would tell me, “I’m glad you used your vacuum gauge and dwell/tach meter instead of just eyeballing it like you always do, motherfucker. I feel much better.”
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Nov 12, 2023 05:02
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You Are A Werewolf posted:I just spent the day working on my Chevy. Adjusting timing, adjusting the carburetor, replacing old vacuum lines, replacing old rubber fuel lines, and fixing a couple of leaks. If there was something simple and basic my truck could tell me to do for her, what would it be? - Asking for another truck
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Nov 12, 2023 05:09
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sloppier than cow poo poo!
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Nov 12, 2023 05:11
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Bad tenant, plays music too loud, tracks mud and leaves debris everywhere. Their guests are nearly as bad and sometimes leaves the exterior lights on overnight. Feel like I'm going to get named as an accessory to something, not sure what.
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Nov 12, 2023 05:11
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redshirt posted:If there was something simple and basic my truck could tell me to do for her, what would it be? If your truck is old and has a carburetor and distributor like my car does, do like I did. If your truck is computerized with fuel injection, you’ve got nothing to worry about. Take it to a drive-in movie.
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Nov 12, 2023 05:13
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but its an 05 and im about to take it across a quarter million miles so it gets reasonably taken care of and everything works so on a one to ten it would probably say like 5.5
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Nov 12, 2023 05:22
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I suspect standard cars have better relations with their owners....
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Nov 12, 2023 05:30
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redshirt posted:I suspect standard cars have better relations with their owners.... That's why mine would say 9
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Nov 12, 2023 05:52
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nice enough but i wish they wouldnt fart on me so much
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Nov 12, 2023 06:33
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Please hose out the blood and matted hair from my trunk its been weeks now also there's still a few teeth embedded in the radiator but you can get on that whenever
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Nov 12, 2023 06:36
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I like to gently caress the car and cum in the car
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Nov 12, 2023 07:38
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I mean that sexually in case it wasn't clear
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Nov 12, 2023 07:38
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Thick and veiny
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Nov 12, 2023 07:41
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No seatbelts
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Nov 12, 2023 09:26
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All this fucker does is move child and eat hot chip
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Nov 12, 2023 09:41
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I read the title as "cat owners" so I stopped in to say that if you got shot by a shrinking ray, your cat would totally loving eat you
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Nov 12, 2023 09:42
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Kill....me...
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Nov 12, 2023 10:07
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I've never owned a car but I licked one once and it tasted like salty metal and banana flavouring from candy.
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Nov 12, 2023 10:10
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"Going anywhere today, sir? To the office, you say?" *long sigh* "And home again later that day, I presume? Bold choice, sir. And I can't tell how much I'm looking forward to our three-and-a-half minute trip to the super market next saturday." *quietly contemplates breaking one of its parts so a trip to the garage is necessary, just to break up the monotony*
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Nov 12, 2023 10:19
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Please I'm doing my best Just wash me and clean my interior and fix that dent I want to be pretty Ow a curb
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Nov 12, 2023 10:33
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He keeps farting inside of me.
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Nov 12, 2023 10:43
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Farts, smokes, eats and drinks way too much coffee and energy drinks. Takes a long time to address warning lights, but doesn't drive aggressively and hasn't even dinged me in seven years. 3.5 out of 5.
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Nov 12, 2023 12:24
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Absent parent
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