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sure okay posted:Do you know how hard it is to spend 877 billion loving dollars every year? It's really hard! America is a thinly veiled defense contractor ponzi scheme and we LIKE it this way
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syntaxfunction posted:Can you do a sex with the mech? Also what's the difference between mech and mecha, one is more humany than the other right? It doesn't change my question on whether you can gently caress it. with modern fleshlight / dildo technology and proper duct tape application you can basically have sex with anything you want. so yes, easily.
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Duck and Cover posted:That's great but how much of it's weight/cost in missiles can it survive? No idea. All the funding was spent trying to make the mechs less creepy.
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Funky See Funky Do posted:No idea. All the funding was spent trying to make the mechs less creepy. Well if they're going to steal plans from Darling and Franxx when there's many less creepy mech animes to choose from that's on them. I would suggest Basquash!
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What if the mechs were tiny, like maybe the size of a large rodent? To the people piloting them in VR it wouldn't make a difference, and they only need to be superior to normal troops. Anyway, that's the concept for my terrible anime that will be cancelled before the 3rd episode.
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I wanna join space force and get to fly a gundam or whatever one with a big cool gun
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Nice Van My Man posted:What if the mechs were tiny, like maybe the size of a large rodent? To the people piloting them in VR it wouldn't make a difference, and they only need to be superior to normal troops. I feel like tiny mech have been offered several times, sir.
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Vegetable posted:There’s not really any reason for a military vehicle to be in an anthropomorphic shape. A real mech would be shaped like a cube. You would still need drift-compatible pilots though. what about when it turns out that they're not actually mechs they're human kaiju that we put a bunch of armour on top of and are pretending are mechs advantages: dramatic blood sprays disadvantages: sometimes they go nuts and eat things, can be used in paranormal ritual to collapse humanity into a liquid-based hive mind MikeJF fucked around with this message at 07:31 on Nov 13, 2023 |
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As the owner of the entire world military, I say you question how I spend my money again I'll set my giant mechs on you
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dr_rat posted:As the owner of the entire world military, I say you question how I spend my money again I'll set my giant mechs on you Jokes on you I have a banana peel.
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Duck and Cover posted:Well if they're going to steal plans from Darling and Franxx when there's many less creepy mech animes to choose from that's on them. I would suggest Basquash! The Iberian Bigfoot?
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The reason is money, OP. If the mech is humanoid, we can sell special dances for them in the online store.
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Duck and Cover posted:Jokes on you I have a banana peel. Well just you wait thirty years and four hundred billion dollars later when my military industrial complex boy perfect their Mech anti banana peel proofing technology. MUHAHAHAH!!
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POV: wartime kabuki robot tries to approach me with his steaming hot iron hand https://i.imgur.com/C7SAVz3.mp4
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Reactor Online, Sensors Online, Weapons Online, All systems nominal.
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what efficiencies are you optimising for op is it ‘kill the most people for dumb political/capitalist reasons’
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It should be "maximise dividends for the shareholders".
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They should research GTA style tanks where you can fire the cannon backwards to accelerate them to crazy speeds and fly if you have cheats on
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The Japanese obviously just stole all of Australia's mech porn videos!!!
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dr_rat posted:The Japanese obviously just stole all of Australia's mech porn videos!!! Begun, The Mech Porn Wars have
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redshirt posted:I feel like tiny mech have been offered several times, sir. Microscopic mechs aren't tiny mechs. Do you want tiny mechs firing ERPPCs inside your blood stream? Jumpjetting around your heart chambers? Having laser battles inside your colon? You know what maybe this tiny mechs idea is going somewhere.
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You are thinking purely materially OP. Mechs are gonna be the only way the military can get zoomers to enlist
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What if, like, you were playing a cool mech video game, but actually, you were controlling a real mech on the other side of the world doing real warcrimes!!! Woahh!!
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Nice Van My Man posted:Microscopic mechs aren't tiny mechs. Do you want tiny mechs firing ERPPCs inside your blood stream? Jumpjetting around your heart chambers? Having laser battles inside your colon? *takes hit What if the Tiny Mechs had even Tinier Mechs inside them?
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take it to the battletech megathread op
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Saalkin posted:Duck and cover isn't allowed in the battletech thread whoops i missed this. sorry op
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The point of high end military tech is so the peasants know their place, dumbass. We already got nukes if all we wanna do is blow stuff up
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I don’t think the guy buying a pepper cannon (allegedly) and $600 shelves should be throwing around opinions about the efficient use of money.
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:I don’t think the guy buying a pepper cannon (allegedly) and $600 shelves should be throwing around opinions about the efficient use of money. Those are great mech parts though
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Saalkin posted:Duck and cover isn't allowed in the battletech thread Not yet.
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Duck and Cover posted:Not yet. Nah I'm putting my foot down. Stay out!
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Saalkin posted:Nah I'm putting my foot down. Stay out! Which one?I assume there's both a video game one and a miniature one and while I don't post in either I like to know where I should start to.
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Duck and Cover posted:Which one?I assume there's both a video game one and a miniature one and while I don't post in either I like to know where I should start to. If you have to ask you'll never know
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unfortunately the title and body of the op of this thread have automatically threadbanned you from the battletech thread. hands are tied due to that is the rules
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Duck and Cover posted:Well if they're going to steal plans from Darling and Franxx when there's many less creepy mech animes to choose from that's on them. I would suggest Basquash! Heck yea, more sports playing giant mechs! I have to assume Japan has a giant robot baseball show in them.
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