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OP whenever you present your Seniors Card, smile and wink and shout "I'm 55 years YOUNG!" and go into a little pre-rehearsed dance routine. Then you won't feel old. Warning: Do not, however, try to rap. It wouldn't fool anyone (I know this from experience). And don't try to rapdance, you could put your back out.
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Piggy Smalls posted:Is it bad I’m embarrassed to be old? It's not a useful belief/fear. Criticize everyone you interact with who's more than 10 years younger than you, it'll boost your ego. Practice saying "Shut the gently caress up you ignorant fetus you've learnt loving nothing yet!" in front of a mirror, or a household pet, until your delivery is confident. And always wave your walking stick right in people's faces while talking at them. If you don't have one, buy one, preferably one with an internal knife or gun.
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