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Black Sunshine
Apr 4, 2004

LEFT 4 DEAD IS A LOT LIKE FOOTBALL - I JERK OFF TO BOTH
All I know is that whoever the Raiders draft in the first round is almost guaranteed to be a bust!

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Black Sunshine
Apr 4, 2004

LEFT 4 DEAD IS A LOT LIKE FOOTBALL - I JERK OFF TO BOTH

Gorson posted:

the grittiest one with the best motor

The search for the next Maxx Crosby

Black Sunshine
Apr 4, 2004

LEFT 4 DEAD IS A LOT LIKE FOOTBALL - I JERK OFF TO BOTH
Reaching his nose would be pretty impressive though

Black Sunshine
Apr 4, 2004

LEFT 4 DEAD IS A LOT LIKE FOOTBALL - I JERK OFF TO BOTH

Gatts posted:

I hope MHJ goes to a team with a good QB because it would rock seeing bombs thrown and whatnot. Like Herbert to Harrison.

If MHJ slides to the Chargers I'll cut my dick off.*


* This doesn't count if they trade up to get him.

Black Sunshine
Apr 4, 2004

LEFT 4 DEAD IS A LOT LIKE FOOTBALL - I JERK OFF TO BOTH

3 DONG HORSE posted:

Patrick Mahomes keeps the same brother every game too. REALLY superstitious

It's a down year for him so perhaps he should consider sending his brother to a farm upstate and giving him the Tony B treatment

Black Sunshine
Apr 4, 2004

LEFT 4 DEAD IS A LOT LIKE FOOTBALL - I JERK OFF TO BOTH
Junior Seau rising from the grave to terrorize the NFL forever as Zombie Seau is more likely to happen than MHJ dropping to #5 overall

Black Sunshine
Apr 4, 2004

LEFT 4 DEAD IS A LOT LIKE FOOTBALL - I JERK OFF TO BOTH
The Raiders forum is currently debating JJ McCarthy or Bo Nix. I don't follow college much these days but I assume they both suck if they fall to 13.

I'm guessing that as long as Chicago wants a new QB that Williams, Maye and Daniels will all go in the top 3 making any thoughts of trading up for Daniels pretty useless with all 3 teams there absolutely needing a QB above all else.

poo poo

Black Sunshine
Apr 4, 2004

LEFT 4 DEAD IS A LOT LIKE FOOTBALL - I JERK OFF TO BOTH

Nodoze posted:

JJ McCarthy at 13 would be amazing I hope the Raiders do it

A cursed comment to be sure

Black Sunshine
Apr 4, 2004

LEFT 4 DEAD IS A LOT LIKE FOOTBALL - I JERK OFF TO BOTH
Thicc beefy buttz

Black Sunshine
Apr 4, 2004

LEFT 4 DEAD IS A LOT LIKE FOOTBALL - I JERK OFF TO BOTH

a neat cape posted:

Meanwhile, Josh Allen

Minotaur's are extremely durable

Black Sunshine
Apr 4, 2004

LEFT 4 DEAD IS A LOT LIKE FOOTBALL - I JERK OFF TO BOTH

Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

Look, you don't want your QB too smart.

Just like cops

Black Sunshine
Apr 4, 2004

LEFT 4 DEAD IS A LOT LIKE FOOTBALL - I JERK OFF TO BOTH

Coldforge posted:

Works better for QBs, though.



I mean, yeah it's an incredibly stupid position in the first place. I'd personally prefer that intelligent people capable of critical thinking and empathy make up most of the police force instead of moron high school bullies with fragile egos and a penchant for murdering innocent people without consequence.

Also, I want to trade up to #3 and take Daniels and will be furious if my dumb team trades for Fields. I'm hoping that signing Getsy makes it less likely that they're paired together again? Does anyone know if either of them took any shots at the other? I'm hoping they're mortal enemies or something.

Black Sunshine
Apr 4, 2004

LEFT 4 DEAD IS A LOT LIKE FOOTBALL - I JERK OFF TO BOTH

a neat cape posted:

Anyone want pick #5

If Daniels somehow drops to 5 then yes, absolutely

Black Sunshine
Apr 4, 2004

LEFT 4 DEAD IS A LOT LIKE FOOTBALL - I JERK OFF TO BOTH
99.9% of TEs aren't worth a Top 10 pick, sorry if that upsets you

Black Sunshine
Apr 4, 2004

LEFT 4 DEAD IS A LOT LIKE FOOTBALL - I JERK OFF TO BOTH

wandler20 posted:

lol who is applying to be an NFL GM? You say this multiple times every year and it's meaningless, we're posting our opinions on an old rear end message board for fun, nothing more.

I'll have you know that I take posting incredibly seriously. Whenever I make a bad post I punch myself in the dick out of frustration for letting the forums down. With that said, I'm in a perpetual state of horrific pain as a result of this.

Black Sunshine
Apr 4, 2004

LEFT 4 DEAD IS A LOT LIKE FOOTBALL - I JERK OFF TO BOTH
I think players that help you win games are the best kind of players to draft

Black Sunshine
Apr 4, 2004

LEFT 4 DEAD IS A LOT LIKE FOOTBALL - I JERK OFF TO BOTH

Dexo posted:

the only way they get a haul is if Maye/Daniels falls that far, which seems absurdly unlikely.

That's how I feel about it and this is coming from someone that really wants Daniels to drop to #5 so his trash team can trade up and ruin his pro career because of a gypsy curse or whatever

Black Sunshine
Apr 4, 2004

LEFT 4 DEAD IS A LOT LIKE FOOTBALL - I JERK OFF TO BOTH
Is there a bus emoji for when people want to say something is bussin?

Black Sunshine
Apr 4, 2004

LEFT 4 DEAD IS A LOT LIKE FOOTBALL - I JERK OFF TO BOTH

a neat cape posted:

Can't believe it's already year 8 in LA

Jesus Christ, how many years did you actually play in that miniature soccer stadium?

Black Sunshine
Apr 4, 2004

LEFT 4 DEAD IS A LOT LIKE FOOTBALL - I JERK OFF TO BOTH

Docjowles posted:

He’s got a LONG way to go to get on Maxx Crosby’s tattoo level

And Maxx actually has quality work for the most part

Black Sunshine
Apr 4, 2004

LEFT 4 DEAD IS A LOT LIKE FOOTBALL - I JERK OFF TO BOTH
My hot take is that anyone playing in the NFL is an athlete.

Black Sunshine
Apr 4, 2004

LEFT 4 DEAD IS A LOT LIKE FOOTBALL - I JERK OFF TO BOTH
From what I'm understanding here, if we draft Penix at #13 and the league let's him wear a literal suit of armor then we'd solve our QB problem right?

Black Sunshine
Apr 4, 2004

LEFT 4 DEAD IS A LOT LIKE FOOTBALL - I JERK OFF TO BOTH

Cash Monet posted:

Is it nuts to like Penix more than Daniels?

From what I gather, Penix might be the legit consensus #2 QB if he didn't have so many injuries already. I could be completely wrong though, I just post here.

Black Sunshine
Apr 4, 2004

LEFT 4 DEAD IS A LOT LIKE FOOTBALL - I JERK OFF TO BOTH

Docjowles posted:

I don't personally know whether this is true but the same point came up on some podcast the other day. Their take was that his sack rate looks so good because he will throw the ball away at the first sign of trouble. Not because of great mobility.

The Derek Carr special!

Black Sunshine
Apr 4, 2004

LEFT 4 DEAD IS A LOT LIKE FOOTBALL - I JERK OFF TO BOTH
Driving drunk is bad but it's also good. I play both sides so I win either way, fuckin checkmate

Black Sunshine
Apr 4, 2004

LEFT 4 DEAD IS A LOT LIKE FOOTBALL - I JERK OFF TO BOTH
What's the window here? I mean, does it have to be after the season but before the draft or just before the draft in general? If we cast a wide net we can have categories like "assaulting women" (Mixon and Hill), "street races that ended with people maimed or killed" (Carter) "rapes" (Winston), etc.

It could be a landmark project for TFF!

Black Sunshine
Apr 4, 2004

LEFT 4 DEAD IS A LOT LIKE FOOTBALL - I JERK OFF TO BOTH

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

I hope there's a QB frenzy in the first 8 picks so the Bears can end up with MHJ, Nabers, or Odunze at 9. However, I think it's far more likely the WRs get snatched up early and the QBs (after Caleb) drop down further than expected.

I hope the QBs drop so there's even a slight chance that Vegas can trade up for Daniels somehow, but it won't happen because we're cursed to have :mediocre: QBs forever more

Black Sunshine
Apr 4, 2004

LEFT 4 DEAD IS A LOT LIKE FOOTBALL - I JERK OFF TO BOTH

Pron on VHS posted:

I don't think people would be so down on Bowers in the top 10 if he wasn't so unjacked and also balding

and also if we didn't have mountains of data that show taking a TE really high in the draft is usually a fools errand

Black Sunshine
Apr 4, 2004

LEFT 4 DEAD IS A LOT LIKE FOOTBALL - I JERK OFF TO BOTH
I'm ready for some Penix jokes in Las Vegas baby!

Black Sunshine
Apr 4, 2004

LEFT 4 DEAD IS A LOT LIKE FOOTBALL - I JERK OFF TO BOTH

kiimo posted:

I think JJ will be significantly better than Macorkle

That's a really low bar!

Black Sunshine
Apr 4, 2004

LEFT 4 DEAD IS A LOT LIKE FOOTBALL - I JERK OFF TO BOTH
I'm glad the Chargers didn't let Herbie have a nuclear WR. The rest of the division is grateful.

I guess the Raiders are running a 12 personal base offense!

Most mocks have us addressing O-line in the 2nd which sounds about right.

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Black Sunshine
Apr 4, 2004

LEFT 4 DEAD IS A LOT LIKE FOOTBALL - I JERK OFF TO BOTH

BlindSite posted:

People like to lmao at specialists but bad special teams sinks seasons and gets head coaches fired just as bad as a bad defense or offense these days. He's a gun talent and has game changing kicking ability. I had 0 issues with the bears pick.

Half the reason why the Raiders didn't pick #1 overall for most of the 2000's was because they had a fantastic special teams unit.

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