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Ladies and gentlemen, the Washington Gimmies. Need a win? The NFL looking down on you? People saying you're over the hill and just don't have it in in you anymore? Bench warming QB starting for you just because you'd get fined if you don't show up? One application of Washington Commanders will cure that! This patented salve of a coach who has no loving idea what he's doing or maybe even where he is, an O line that leaks like a Polish sub, and a secondary who thinks they're on the bench on third & long will help you out. This pick-me-up can be yours for...literally nothing. Just be bad at football and you'll soon see a team way worse. Go home with your head held high, you DID it, you won a game. Enjoy the Benny Hill-esque highlights of the Commanders getting dunked on by you.
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Honest question: Did the Commanders embarrassing, pathetic, college-team-vs-pro-team loss to the rival Cowboys, on primetime Thanksgiving, the only game that the DC fans cared about left this season, surprise anyone?
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