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Maybe a recipe for cooking me.
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Brought in without consultation, shown out without consent.
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Nov 17, 2023 20:27
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Free public toilet
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Nov 17, 2023 20:32
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Buried with his favorite diamond up his arse and I'll have the embalmer put a piece of paper up there that says "pwned lol"
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Nov 17, 2023 20:37
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Me to my date, haloweenishly: Have you seen the big pigs balls tomb?
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Nov 17, 2023 20:39
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It won't say anything because my gravestone will just be a working flush toilet out in the middle of the cemetary.
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Nov 17, 2023 20:41
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Nov 17, 2023 20:46
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There was a GOON here. He’s gone now.
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Nov 17, 2023 20:49
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:There was a GOON here. Goon Today Gone Tomorrow
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Nov 17, 2023 21:20
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killed by a ghost in a hall of mirrors
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Nov 17, 2023 22:20
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99,990 rear end
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Nov 17, 2023 22:21
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I like Spike Milligans "I told you I was ill."
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Nov 17, 2023 22:53
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DIRECTED BY ALAN SMITHEE
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Nov 17, 2023 23:04
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Oh man. Try not to die like this dude did. I mean yikes! That looked like it really hurt.
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Nov 17, 2023 23:07
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My tombstone will feature a long poem in tiny text in order to lure the unfortunately curious into walking over my grave and bending forward, exposing their face to the enriched uranium hidden in the tombstone and giving them cataracts in order to simulate a curse
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Tea Party Crasher posted:My tombstone will feature a long poem in tiny text in order to lure the unfortunately curious into walking over my grave and bending forward, exposing their face to the enriched uranium hidden in the tombstone and giving them cataracts in order to simulate a curse diabolical
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Nov 17, 2023 23:28
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My Soul Lies Here But My Body Was Devoured By Goo on Callisto
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Nov 17, 2023 23:29
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Phantasy Star Online 2 Playtime: 1,678 hours
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Nov 17, 2023 23:30
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That or I'm with stupid. One of those two
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Nov 17, 2023 23:30
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Gaylor Moon posted:Phantasy Star Online 2 Playtime: A beautiful playtime cut so short...
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Nov 17, 2023 23:30
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:My Soul Lies Here But My Body Was Devoured By Goo on Callisto Why not just get a plaque?
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Nov 17, 2023 23:31
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1979 - 42069 The reports of my death are quite accurate, actually
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Nov 18, 2023 00:36
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“Probably misses his old glasses.”
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Nov 18, 2023 00:40
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I smell a Netflix first season at least
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Nov 18, 2023 00:44
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"aw, man"
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I’m gonna be cremated, OP. But my urn will probably say, “asses to asses, butts to butts.” You Are A Werewolf fucked around with this message at 02:47 on Nov 18, 2023 |
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Nov 18, 2023 02:44
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He Died As He Lived Smothered By Big Tibbies
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Nov 18, 2023 02:45
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At least he tried
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Nov 18, 2023 03:10
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First person to beat death
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Nov 18, 2023 03:11
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Some Pig
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Nov 18, 2023 04:26
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Thank gently caress
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Nov 18, 2023 04:42
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Do Not Open Until Xmas
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Nov 18, 2023 04:51
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Hasn't Gen Z rejected tombstones yet?
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Nov 18, 2023 04:59
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(tombstone in the shape of a jar of peanut butter) here lies peanut butter motherfucker
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My gravestone will be a fully functional slot machine. Someone will eventually win all lucky sevens- alarm bells and casino-ey noises will clang from all around with cheerful jubilance as my bones are ejected from the slot machine into their lap.
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