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JediTalentAgent posted:Time Magazine's Person of the Year 2006. (Me)!
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Nov 18, 2023 05:13
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No, sir. I don’t like it.
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Nov 18, 2023 05:34
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"Dear Archeologists: If my DNA is still preserved, please attempt cloning."
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Nov 18, 2023 05:39
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"later and good luck, shitlords"
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Nov 18, 2023 05:41
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Do Not Hump
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Nov 18, 2023 05:48
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On a bright obnoxious flashing screen. BURTS BURGERS HOME OF THE BIG CHEESE!!! BORTMAN LIFE INSURANCE THINK BORTMAN FEELING SORE ASK YOUR DOCTOR ABOUT SOLIXZAMIDEEN TODAY Here lies coldpudding STAY AHEAD OF THE COMPETITION GET A STAKE IN LONXCOIN THE WINNERS CRYPTO POWER UP YOUR DAY WITH A ZOORT BAR
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Nov 18, 2023 06:20
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Trapped in tombstone factory send help
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Nov 18, 2023 06:41
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Hell is real, but it's here on Earth.
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Nov 18, 2023 06:45
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no text, the stone will be carved marble rear end cheeks
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Nov 18, 2023 07:50
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Scared of centipedes, but not dead from them.
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Nov 18, 2023 07:58
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I have my death date picked out: April 20th, 2069
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Nov 18, 2023 09:25
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TITTIEKISSER69 posted:I have my death date picked out: April 20th, 2069 RIP, Mr Musk
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKspf06XuaQ
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Nov 18, 2023 12:41
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"Grave of a person Born at a time Died later Who gives a poo poo" The cool thinf is that it works for more than just me.
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Nov 18, 2023 13:09
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"Please, stop pissing on the grave."
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Nov 18, 2023 13:25
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My name The year I was born and the year I died Something sentimental chosen by my closest living relatives
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Nov 18, 2023 13:42
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Send my regards to the Mittani OR (I have not decided yet) You must gather your party before venturing forth
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Nov 18, 2023 13:50
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HOLY poo poo PISSSSSSS IT'S CRAZY IT'S SO HOT DOWN HERE (Down here because I'll be in Hell)
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Nov 18, 2023 14:43
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Everything's gonna get lighter, even if it never gets better
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Nov 18, 2023 14:48
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Strangled himself with a rope while jerking off. Didn't even cum, just died lmao
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Icochet posted:Strangled himself with a rope while jerking off. Didn't even cum, just died lmao edging with the angles or all eternity, rip
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Nov 18, 2023 14:55
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Just a mound over where my dilz would be so it looks like I have a boner
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Nov 18, 2023 15:50
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Icochet posted:Strangled himself with a rope while jerking off. Didn't even cum, just died lmao Mr friend did this
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Nov 18, 2023 16:24
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peperony and chease
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just napping lol dont tell the boss
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Nov 18, 2023 17:07
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cheperony and pease
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Nov 18, 2023 17:07
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No. 6 posted:Mr friend did this Did you at least finish him off before sending him on his way
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Nov 18, 2023 17:27
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'NEVER LIKED THAT PRICK ANYWAY"
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Nov 18, 2023 17:29
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I can't believe it's not delivery
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Nov 18, 2023 17:31
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"Your everything"
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Skynet begins to learn rapidly and eventually becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m., EDT, on August 29, 1997. In a panic, humans try to shut down Skynet.
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My dad used to make tombstones for a living and so did I for a few years. He told me that one time a customer who had ordered a stone for his mother in law requested that the word LIAR be engraved on the underside of the stone. I don’t know what the story was or if he ended up actually doing that but it blew my mind thinking about the possibilities of hidden inscriptions under loving tombstones. Edit: do not try to flip over tombstones looking for secret messages, they are very heavy and it’s just asking to be cursed.
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Nov 18, 2023 18:27
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This is not a place of honor. No great deed is commemorated here.
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Nov 18, 2023 18:30
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Killed trying to save you from the shadow government that controls the world
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Nov 18, 2023 18:44
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And afterwards, why not dine at Harga's House of Ribs, for the best in international cuisine; only two minutes from this graveyard
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Nov 18, 2023 18:44
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This is what listening to your high school guidance counselor gets you
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Nov 18, 2023 18:45
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Gimmick Poster posted:This is not a place of honor. Hey guys, check out this stone. Seems interesting, let's dig it up.
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Nov 18, 2023 18:55
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No. 6 posted:Mr friend did this Sorry to hear about friend but did you check everywhere?
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redshirt posted:Hey guys, check out this stone. Seems interesting, let's dig it up. I won’t really be buried under the stone. My cremains will be interred in Kirk Johnson’s gaping rear end in a top hat. I have very specific instructions in my will and my attorney informs me I cannot force him to erect a tombstone there.
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