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Etch Five Words On Here
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Nov 18, 2023 19:34
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Nov 18, 2023 19:37
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Sausage and Pepperoni
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Nov 18, 2023 19:40
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Pepperoni and cheese  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8simZ9mut4Q Efb to hell and back I feel like a real loser now Smugworth fucked around with this message at 22:44 on Nov 18, 2023 |
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Nov 18, 2023 22:42
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Sucked some dick. It was all right
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Nov 18, 2023 22:50
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Stop Standing On Me
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Nov 18, 2023 22:51
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hosed around, but never found out
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Nov 18, 2023 22:53
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I'm so jaded, I can't help thinking what percentage of people here will have a headstone when they die in X years. Can they afford it? Does their societal scene demand it? A family thing? Like, some hobo riding the MagRails ain't gettin a headstone, if you get my drift.
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Nov 18, 2023 23:02
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Did you really think it would be that easy? That slight clicking noise you just heard was a pressure plate attached to an anti-personnel mine. See you in Hell, Carlos.
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Nov 18, 2023 23:08
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I, too, was Dippy
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Nov 18, 2023 23:09
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I was very disappointed to find out Billy Mays' grave didnt say BILLY MAYS HERE!
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Nov 18, 2023 23:10
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redshirt posted:I'm so jaded, I can't help thinking what percentage of people here will have a headstone when they die in X years. Can they afford it? Does their societal scene demand it? A family thing? My dad has a plot but he’s claustrophobic so he wants to be cremated. We’re transferring the plot to me, but I don’t really care about being buried or whatever so I guess I’ll get cremated too, so I’ll probably sell it. The lady at the graveyard said we could sell it for something like 3500% what he paid for it 40 years ago.
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Nov 18, 2023 23:16
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Wii Spawn Camper posted:My dad has a plot but he’s claustrophobic so he wants to be cremated. We’re transferring the plot to me, but I don’t really care about being buried or whatever so I guess I’ll get cremated too, so I’ll probably sell it. The lady at the graveyard said we could sell it for something like 3500% what he paid for it 40 years ago. 
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Nov 18, 2023 23:18
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dig me up for three wishes
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Nov 18, 2023 23:51
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"Suck my dick you fuckman" as is requested in my last will and testament that I totally have.
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Nov 19, 2023 00:25
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I Was Gay
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Nov 19, 2023 00:36
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Nov 19, 2023 00:47
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Property of British Museum of Natural History
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Nov 19, 2023 04:56
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Boobs and hooters
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Nov 19, 2023 07:58
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here I sit, dear departed tried to poo poo but only farted
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Nov 19, 2023 08:48
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itd have a national-treasure style map but theres not actually any treasure there 
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Nov 19, 2023 09:03
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If you are close enough to read this You Are Standing On Me. Please Move -------------- Or The treasure location is found in my last post on SomethingAwful.Com Be careful of the snakes Comstar fucked around with this message at 11:38 on Nov 19, 2023 |
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Nov 19, 2023 11:36
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I bet you can't eat this tombstone, bitch
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Nov 19, 2023 11:56
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My tombstone is just going to be a tree it will say nothing theh one day some kids will carve initials in it. Then later storm will knock the tree over and my skeleton stuck in the roots will spook their grand children, the perfect revenge.
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Nov 19, 2023 12:09
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My tombstone is just going to be an actual size replica of the Georgia Guidstones but instead of a way to repopulate the planet after a catastrophe...its just the 2AM chili recipe in a bunch of different languages.
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Nov 19, 2023 12:55
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Killed by the Whole Hog Breakfast
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Nov 19, 2023 12:56
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It is just going to be a podium with a magic eye picture on it...but there is no 3d image in it/
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Nov 19, 2023 15:02
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It's not gonna have my deadname on it for sure Hopefully i will die in 2069 tho Space Kablooey fucked around with this message at 15:59 on Nov 19, 2023 |
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Nov 19, 2023 15:29
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Nov 19, 2023 19:14
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Stay a while
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Nov 19, 2023 20:07
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"He was witty all the way into the tiger pit."
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Nov 19, 2023 20:08
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💀 Lmao
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Nov 19, 2023 20:12
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I want to be buried in a shallow unmarked grave in a densely wooded area just off of the trans canada highway
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Nov 19, 2023 20:26
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BONE DOG posted:I want to be buried in a shallow unmarked grave in a densely wooded area just off of the trans canada highway Congrats on the shallow grave!
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Nov 19, 2023 21:05
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DIG ME UP AND gently caress ME I DARE YOU
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Nov 19, 2023 21:39
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"he finally committed to something"
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Nov 19, 2023 21:47
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if this tombstones rockin, dont come knockin
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Nov 19, 2023 21:56
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God messed up and here I am
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Nov 19, 2023 22:47
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It won't say anything, you'll have to read it
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Nov 19, 2023 22:57
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maybeadracula posted:It won't say anything, you'll have to read it drat you slow
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