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Stargate coordinates to T94-72X
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My tombstone will have a QR code on it so you can gift me cryptocurrency so I might pay the ferryman to cross the River Styx.
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Nov 20, 2023 02:43
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You could have a little dot matrix animation on it that plays whenever someone does.
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Nov 20, 2023 02:46
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JediTalentAgent posted:My tombstone will have a QR code on it so you can gift me cryptocurrency so I might pay the ferryman to cross the River Styx. he only accepts dogecoin
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Nov 20, 2023 02:46
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he never scored
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Nov 20, 2023 03:13
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BONE DOG posted:he only accepts dogecoin Are you kidding? Gold is the only currency The Ferryman accepts.
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Nov 20, 2023 03:14
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redshirt posted:Are you kidding? Gold is the only currency The Ferryman accepts. No dude he goes hard. He straight skipped fiat currency. He went from gold standard right to dogecoin . He's a cool guy
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Nov 20, 2023 03:51
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He dogsits for me
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Nov 20, 2023 03:54
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BONE DOG posted:He dogsits for me The Ferryman?
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Nov 20, 2023 03:54
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redshirt posted:The Ferryman? Yeah he's actually a pretty cool guy
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Nov 20, 2023 04:02
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Banished to the Gopher Dimension
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Nov 20, 2023 04:05
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ARCH STANTON 3 FEBRUARY 1862
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Nov 20, 2023 04:32
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I ordered one made of cheap non-speaking rock, so it won't say anything.
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Nov 20, 2023 12:26
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With this character's death, the thread of prophecy is severed. Restore a saved game to restore the weave of fate, or persist in the doomed world you have created.
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Nov 21, 2023 04:29
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My body is not buried here, if there are any remains buried here, this is a crime scene, contact the authorities.
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Nov 21, 2023 04:31
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JediTalentAgent posted:My tombstone will have a QR code on it so you can gift me cryptocurrency so I might pay the ferryman to cross the River Styx. This is just such a good money making idea. You open up a cemetery and you sell these e-stones or whatever better name. You can swipe a card or do a QR code and that will count as paying 1 respect. Every time you pay respect you have a tiny chance of winning a percent of or all of the money that's been saved on that tombstone. You don't charge much to pay respect, half a buck or something trivial. The idea is that we get cemeteries full of these things, and "mourners" would go through and try to pay respect as much as possible. Maybe they sit at the same tomb paying their respects over and over, or maybe they take a walk around, see which spirits are lucky today? You open them up in high traffic areas so people can pay respects on their way home. Imagine your cemetery had the tombstone of a celebrity. Like people could come along and pay respect Taylor Swifts grave when she snuffs it. That grave alone...  You could charge extra for a tombstone with higher chances of paying out so more people pay you respect! Funky See Funky Do fucked around with this message at 05:06 on Nov 21, 2023 |
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Nov 21, 2023 05:02
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"Buried with my gold" and i paid the mortician to use special wires inserted in my arm and hand bones to make me be giving the double bird to whoever digs me up, no matter how skeletal i am.
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Nov 21, 2023 06:20
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here lies 100 skulls
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Nov 21, 2023 06:22
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Your Apple Vision eXtreme goggles will auto-detect the invisible code and then a 3D 2pac appears to dance on your grave. $27.99/m graveLyfe subscription required.
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Nov 21, 2023 06:26
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Funky See Funky Do posted:This is just such a good money making idea. You open up a cemetery and you sell these e-stones or whatever better name. Cryptocrypts or Coinocrypts. Wormmeal of Fortune. Rotten Roulette.
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Nov 21, 2023 06:28
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LOL imagine being able to afford a tombstone
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Nov 21, 2023 06:29
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I'm going to be a squatter in someone else's grave plot. Good luck waiting for me to leave so you can change the locks!
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Nov 21, 2023 06:34
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JediTalentAgent posted:I'm going to be a squatter in someone else's grave plot. Some kind of sign that can stay above ground, saying "it was JediTalentAgent"
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Nov 21, 2023 06:41
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I need someone to kill Dracula in my name so I can finally go to Heaven. Sooner the better. Purgatory is pretty awful.
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Nov 21, 2023 06:45
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JediTalentAgent posted:I need someone to kill Dracula in my name so I can finally go to Heaven. Sigh. Go ahead, tell me what I must do....
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Nov 21, 2023 06:49
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redshirt posted:Sigh. (Back of the tombstone) If I had any more information, I wouldn't need someone to do this for me. I could have done it myself. I don't know where he is, I don't know if he's got 'daylight weakness' or not, I don't know if he's following 'no reflection' vampire rules. poo poo, it's probably been a long time so he might already be dead. Someone who was unaware of my request might have already killed him. Fool could have killed himself just to spite me to keep anyone from killing him in my name. That'd be the shits, wouldn't it?
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Nov 21, 2023 07:02
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“She was ok, I guess”
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Nov 21, 2023 14:50
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you could lock your will or inheritance behind a certain number of respects to guarantee your surviving relatives will visit your grave and get a little buzz going around it
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Nov 21, 2023 23:57
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I sucked one wrong dick at the dick sucking factory and all I got was this fancy chunk of granite.
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Nov 22, 2023 00:02
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Died: In your arms tonight
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Nov 22, 2023 00:10
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My plan is to get so fat that the massive pile of burning lard damages the crematorium
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Nov 22, 2023 00:44
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klosterdev posted:My plan is to get so fat that the massive pile of burning lard damages the crematorium I seem to recall an Ask/Tell thread from someone working in a funeral home/crematorium, and he mentioned that bodies with high levels of fat need to be started at low temps to avoid that.
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Nov 22, 2023 01:08
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Slippery when wet
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Nov 22, 2023 01:24
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Aishlinn posted:"Buried with my gold" and i paid the mortician to use special wires inserted in my arm and hand bones to make me be giving the double bird to whoever digs me up, no matter how skeletal i am. I hope you don't mind people pissing and making GBS threads into your dead mouth, because that's what's going to happen after they dig you up, cut open your corpse and find there's no gold.
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Nov 22, 2023 11:21
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"Kick Me" with a big wacky target Inside the tombstone is a primed landmine
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Nov 22, 2023 12:26
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Credit card info and 3-digit code.
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Nov 22, 2023 13:52
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The princess is in another casket.
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Nov 22, 2023 16:01
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He died doing what he loved: nothing
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Nov 22, 2023 17:01
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“I’ll do better next time”
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Nov 22, 2023 17:03
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Best striptease performance on this grave wins 50€ from my estate
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