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I don’t care what it says on the stone as long as I get this level of respect at my grave https://youtu.be/HdX5PVRB9II?si=7776vqIHUVu3xM9X
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I forgot to add I would also like this gif to play in perpetuity:
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Nov 22, 2023 23:03
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he's saying holy poo poo badass not holy poo poo piss just actually listen to it jfc
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Nov 22, 2023 23:06
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(on the back) im sorry I know its funnier the other way but he's totally saying badass and I just had to say it
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Nov 22, 2023 23:08
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if the casket is rockin dont bother knockin
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Nov 22, 2023 23:41
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Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
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Nov 23, 2023 03:57
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I'm not comfortable sleeping in my back, so I hope they laid me on my stomach or side.
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Fat Albert in a can posted:I forgot to add I would also like this gif to play in perpetuity: I'm mortal again! Impotent again!
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Buried with his anime waifu body pillow. Not here, though. This cemetary wouldn't allow such a perversion to exist on their soil.
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Nov 23, 2023 08:43
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STIFF
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JediTalentAgent posted:I'm not comfortable sleeping in my back, so I hope they laid me on my stomach or side. An open viewing with the corpse on its stomach would be pretty funny 
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Nov 23, 2023 09:55
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no tombstone just leave my hand sticking out of ground giving you the bird
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Nov 23, 2023 10:32
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It worked perfectly in staging
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klosterdev posted:My plan is to get so fat that the massive pile of burning lard damages the crematorium This is a thing. https://amp.miamiherald.com/article147078929.html
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I expect none
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“Just five more minutes.”
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"Good riddance."YoursTruly posted:With this character's death, the thread of prophecy is severed. Restore a saved game to restore the weave of fate, or persist in the doomed world you have created. What a fool you are. I'm a god! How can you kill a god? What a grand and intoxicating innocence! How could you be so naive? There is no escape! No recall or intervention can work in this place. Come, lay down your weapons. It is not too late for my mercy.
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Beans
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Probably my deadname  But if I have anything to say about it, it’ll say “Thank gently caress that’s over.”
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As long as the words "in the ensuing melee" are there I'm happy
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emSparkly posted:Probably my deadname Huh, is there some way you can legally have it say the name you want? Or is what's on the stone totally a choice made outside of the legal death records and stuff?
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A Strange Aeon posted:Huh, is there some way you can legally have it say the name you want? Or is what's on the stone totally a choice made outside of the legal death records and stuff? I mean if it’s in my will to put a certain name on it then they’d probably do what the will says. But if I die before my parents or anything the chances I’m gonna have a notorized will ready are slim to none.
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A Strange Aeon posted:Huh, is there some way you can legally have it say the name you want? Or is what's on the stone totally a choice made outside of the legal death records and stuff? No. Dead people have no rights or legal protections. It's entirely up to the cemetery if they'll allow a tombstone. I guess there's not a lot of catty tombstones out there because who's gonna spend all that money on someone they didn't like?
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emSparkly posted:I mean if it’s in my will to put a certain name on it then they’d probably do what the will says. Just to be certain, kill your parents.
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Seriously though, sorry you have lovely parents. I'm assuming given the context.
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PROPARTY OF GRUZ'Z OIL BOYS - KEEP OUT OR GET FED TO THE FLAMINATOR
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GOT SUCKED
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RIP DREW YOU HAIRY BEAUTIFUL BASTARD (obviously my tombstone wouldnt say that)
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I came, I tried, I failed.
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MEET HOT WIDOWS IN YOUR AREA
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A tiny version of the Georgia Guidestones.
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UNKNOWN ENSIGN DIED BATTLE OF AR-7444 Stardate ? - 63.2234.12
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 no words, just jnco jesus etched into a 20 foot tall monolith.
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"What began as a conflict over the transfer of consciousness from flesh to machines escalated into a war which has decimated a million worlds. The Core and the Arm have all but exhausted the resources of a galaxy in their struggle for domination. Both sides now crippled beyond repair, the remnants of their armies continue to battle on ravaged planets, their hatred fueled by over four thousand years of total war. This is a fight to the death. For each side, the only acceptable outcome is the complete elimination of the other."
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#1 GILMORE GIRLS FAN
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NOT ONLY DID IT KILL ME, IT HURT THE ENTIRE TIME I WAS DYING
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