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Ohtori Akio
Jul 15, 2022
Seth,

It seems like you aren't reading the Something Awful Wrestling thread anymore. Did the promoters hurt your feelings last night? You aren't responding to what I said there.

I'm sorry to hear that, because you seem like a real "roll with the punches" kind of guy. Someone who can post through just about anything, like the last three QCS threads about a guy jacking off in your subforum. You can get along with anyone, even someone just here to post cartoon dragon dicks.

But the truth is, there's one thing you love the most: bloodlust. And there's a pack of bloodthirsty wrestling fans waiting for our match, tomorrow, at 3 PM Eastern, on https://twitch.tv/tha_swizzler. Are you ready? Because this is going to be some liveleak poo poo, brother. Maybe the freaks in this forum want to check it out, too.

Nobody likes you, nobody respects you, and nobody wants you to win. I could call every poster in the Something Awful Wrestling thread a slur and they'd still cheer as I made you bleed. How does that feel?

I'm ready for an update to the Villains Wiki.

Best wishes,

Ohtori Akio

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Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

beach side
hi im 8 whats this?

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Wrestling is fake

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

As per my previous email

Namtab
Feb 22, 2010

:gas:

Namtab
Feb 22, 2010

This freak's trying to build heat. Brother we all read the villain wiki.

TheSwizzler
May 13, 2005

LETTIN THE CAT OUTTA THE BAG
https://i.imgur.com/oXWy5Kg.mp4
(sound)

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

curious

Ohtori Akio
Jul 15, 2022

thank you swizz. hate to say it but i don't think we'll be seeing a response...seth wants to go to the slaughter like a happy little cow

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

I LITERALLY SLEEP IN A RACING CAR. DO YOU?
p.s. ask me about my subscription mattress
Ultra Carp

Ohtori Akio posted:

Nobody likes you, nobody respects you, and nobody wants you to win.

harsh, but fair




Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

best of luck slaying the mod, op

TheSwizzler
May 13, 2005

LETTIN THE CAT OUTTA THE BAG

WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:

Wrestling is fake

It's fake, and it rules

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
i am glad you signed your post

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted

TheSwizzler posted:

It's fake, and it rules

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

BCC:

Monathin
Sep 1, 2011

?????????
?

Seth wants the heat, but he's afraid of the kitchen. Shameful, really.

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.


You fools, seth is Stunning Steve Austin and you are gonna make him shave his head

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

Bula Vinaka posted:

hi im 8 whats this?

Well Bula, professional wrestling is a pseudo-sport where (hopefully) trained athletes simulate combat with exagerrated characters broken down into good guys called "faces" and bad guys called "heels." Every show there's typically a variety of storylines behind each match so that the physical display has a dramatic component to go with it.

That said, speak up again without permission and I swear to God I'll never let you out of the fuckin shed again you little poo poo.

Sormus
Jul 24, 2007

PREVENT SPACE-AIDS
sanitize your lovebot
between users :roboluv:

Shinjobi posted:

Well Bula, professional wrestling is a pseudo-sport where (hopefully) trained athletes simulate combat with exagerrated characters broken down into good guys called "faces" and bad guys called "heels." Every show there's typically a variety of storylines behind each match so that the physical display has a dramatic component to go with it.

That said, speak up again without permission and I swear to God I'll never let you out of the fuckin shed again you little poo poo.

Soap opera for men, got it.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Seth is busy cookin up a big can of whoop rear end I guess or maybe forgot about watching a video game play itself I don’t know

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Op say that poo poo around me and I will fcuk your poo poo up

That's a bet

Ohtori Akio
Jul 15, 2022

Smugworth posted:

Op say that poo poo around me and I will fcuk your poo poo up

That's a bet

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

i stopped following and watching cause the matches were always during times im busy and the thread has too many posts :(

i also wish you good luck in defeating gbs' head moderator however

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

He was too busy playing Zelda on his Nintendo Switch to watch the AI wrestling match with you guys tonight, sorry

Barking Gecko
Apr 10, 2016

Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."
Gas thread, suplex OP.

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo
:krakken:

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


im currently going to the bathroom

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

If Seth is defeated, this is the guy that takes over.

Is that what you want op? IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT!?!?

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

i went and watched rasslin irl for 4 hours last night im all spent

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

If Seth is defeated, this is the guy that takes over.

Is that what you want op? IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT!?!?

Clearly his power lies in his hair.

I propose the standard enhanced Snatch and Grab but with an additional feature at the end, we cut his golden locks.

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

MrQwerty posted:

i went and watched rasslin irl for 4 hours last night im all spent

nice techniqoue

istewart
Apr 13, 2005

Still contemplating why I didn't register here under a clever pseudonym

OP tryin' to cut a promo, instead just cuttin' the cheese

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


this really chamges my perspective on gbs forum moderator seth pecksniff. thank you op.

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

flubber nuts posted:

this really chamges my perspective on gbs forum moderator seth pecksniff. thank you op.

hes the most hated man on the forums

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo

istewart posted:

OP tryin' to cut a promo, instead just cuttin' the cheese

I like the cut of your cheese, friend

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
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My Spirit Otter
Jun 15, 2006


CANADA DOESN'T GET PENS LIKE THIS

SKILCRAFT KREW Reppin' Quality Blind Made American Products. Bitch.
really says a lot to how committed to moderation seth pecksniff is that he hasnt even replied to a call out thread yet

tawal
Feb 7, 2012

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

You fools, seth is Stunning Steve Austin and you are gonna make him shave his head

I'm going to shave his head with a katana

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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

My Spirit Otter posted:

really says a lot to how committed to moderation seth pecksniff is that he hasnt even replied to a call out thread yet

It’s Friday night and he’s the sheriff of GBS. He’s on a hot date with one of his many suitors.

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