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The Voice of Labor

my awful gift of cosmic foresight can divine the circumstances of your demise. do you want to spoil the final mystery for your subjective experience? do you want to defy death knowing that all the multitude hideous ends awaiting you the second you leave the safety of your posting cavern are not the hideous end awaiting you? do you just want an excuse to have a beer?

post here, if you want to know how you will go

# ? Nov 18, 2023 06:03

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# ? May 10, 2024 18:30

Viginti Septem: Oculus Noctuae

Better be bird related

# ? Nov 18, 2023 06:09

Goons Are Gifts

I am prepared! Come at me!

# ? Nov 18, 2023 06:13

The Voice of Labor

Viginti Septem posted:

Better be bird related

you're in luck!

while piloting a plane carrying the last known breeding pair of wetwang smiling salamanders you stall your engine when you fly into the last flock of potato finches

# ? Nov 18, 2023 06:58

The Voice of Labor

Ghosts Are Gone posted:

I am prepared! Come at me!

too beautiful for this world which is a capital offense in cedar falls

# ? Nov 18, 2023 06:58

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

pokemon can't die. they just get knocked out :smuggo:

spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot

# ? Nov 18, 2023 07:07

The Voice of Labor

Areola Grande posted:

pokemon can't die. they just get knocked out

yeah but you're not a pokemon and you die in poverty, kentucky

# ? Nov 18, 2023 07:13

RavenousScoot

how do I get got and more importantly what will my ghost be like :iiam:

THANK YOU NESAM :^))
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# ? Nov 18, 2023 07:38

The Voice of Labor

RavenousScoot posted:

how do I get got and more importantly what will my ghost be like

penicillin resistant necrotic pink eye. congratulations patient zero!

# ? Nov 18, 2023 07:41

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

The Voice of Labor posted:

yeah but you're not a pokemon and you die in poverty, kentucky

well I never

# ? Nov 18, 2023 07:46

baka of lathspell

how will i go

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# ? Nov 18, 2023 13:50

Saoshyant

If I must go, then let it be legendary.

^{awesome spring sig by RavenousScoot}

# ? Nov 18, 2023 17:05

Zoeb

choked on a pretzel

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# ? Nov 18, 2023 18:40

RavenousScoot

The Voice of Labor posted:

penicillin resistant necrotic pink eye. congratulations patient zero!

my empty eye-socks will be a boon when it comes to haunting, thank you seer :choco:

THANK YOU NESAM :^))
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# ? Nov 18, 2023 18:49

The Voice of Labor

baka fwocka fwame posted:

how will i go

oh this one is bad, it makes even poor areola's end seem kind in comparison.

maybe make sure you're sitting down before you read it, or, you know, not read it at all and just live your life not knowing

in intercourse, pennsylvania

# ? Nov 18, 2023 21:39

The Voice of Labor

Saoshyant posted:

If I must go, then let it be legendary.

nope. the opposite

in intercoursewith someone named pennsylvania

# ? Nov 18, 2023 21:41

The Voice of Labor

Zoeb posted:

choked on a pretzel

close-ish sort of in a way

hung for witchcraft

# ? Nov 18, 2023 21:41

ChubbyChecker

i am prepared

# ? Nov 18, 2023 22:39

The Voice of Labor

ChubbyChecker posted:

i am prepared

during the chinese invasion of santa cruz. shot in the back by vampire hunters while trying to defect to the chinese army

# ? Nov 18, 2023 22:40

ChubbyChecker

The Voice of Labor posted:

during the chinese invasion of santa cruz. shot in the back by vampire hunters while trying to defect to the chinese army

woah

# ? Nov 18, 2023 22:41

Visions of Valerie: Come this autumn, we'll be miles away...

I'll take one beer excuse please

# ? Nov 18, 2023 23:15

Scuba Trooper

i must know so that i can prepare accordingly

# ? Nov 18, 2023 23:28

The Voice of Labor

Visions of Valerie posted:

I'll take one beer excuse please

by your own hands which are cybernetic and detachable and get tired of doing all the work and getting none of the say

# ? Nov 18, 2023 23:36

The Voice of Labor

Scuba Trooper posted:

i must know so that i can prepare accordingly

ughh... well, I mean, if you wanted to eat that I think you knew what you were getting into

# ? Nov 18, 2023 23:36

Visions of Valerie: Come this autumn, we'll be miles away...

The Voice of Labor posted:

by your own hands which are cybernetic and detachable and get tired of doing all the work and getting none of the say

yup that works thanks

# ? Nov 18, 2023 23:42

Zoya: echoes of a distant past,
bodies die but voices last.
once were held within a cell,
your mind is where these voices dwell.

hit me

thank you snuff melange for the beautiful winter siggy~!

# ? Nov 19, 2023 00:36

The Voice of Labor

Zoya posted:

hit me

as you lived, posting

# ? Nov 19, 2023 00:42

Zoya: echoes of a distant past,
bodies die but voices last.
once were held within a cell,
your mind is where these voices dwell.

i knew it

thank you snuff melange for the beautiful winter siggy~!

# ? Nov 19, 2023 00:53

The Voice of Labor

Zoya posted:

i knew it

my condolences. it happens to the best of us

# ? Nov 19, 2023 01:03

Fredrik1: Gopherslayer

Tell me, I need to know!

# ? Nov 19, 2023 12:33

Jaguars!

~~Put me in~~ Play me out, Coach

# ? Nov 19, 2023 18:46

The Voice of Labor

Fredrik1 posted:

Tell me, I need to know!

beaten to death by cops out of boredom somewhere...this is hard to narrow down....somewhere....somewhere...on...the..planet

# ? Nov 20, 2023 00:11

The Voice of Labor

Jaguars! posted:

~~Put me in~~ Play me out, Coach

you will finally achieve your dreams of flight when you are bodily propelled by an enormous explosion

# ? Nov 20, 2023 00:12

Sherbert Hoover: Working hard, thank you!

i am afraid, but my fear drives me forward to face the truth

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# ? Nov 20, 2023 06:48

The Voice of Labor

Sherbert Hoover posted:

i am afraid, but my fear drives me forward to face the truth

massive aneurism 400 yards away from the summit of everest

# ? Nov 20, 2023 07:03

nesamdoom: nesaM killed Masen

I'd rather know than keep having to be careful about everything.

# ? Nov 20, 2023 07:32

The Voice of Labor

nesamdoom posted:

I'd rather know than keep having to be careful about everything.

everyone told you not to. there were signs up for a reason. signs, then a fence, then more signs in case you missed or ignored the first set of signs

# ? Nov 20, 2023 07:37

nesamdoom: nesaM killed Masen

The Voice of Labor posted:

everyone told you not to. there were signs up for a reason. signs, then a fence, then more signs in case you missed or ignored the first set of signs

Sometimes I just gotta try... dang.

# ? Nov 20, 2023 09:20

Fredrik1: Gopherslayer

The Voice of Labor posted:

beaten to death by cops out of boredom somewhere...this is hard to narrow down....somewhere....somewhere...on...the..planet

thanks, can never be too careful around the cops!

# ? Nov 20, 2023 19:29

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# ? May 10, 2024 18:30

PrincessDoom

Here's to hoping it's epic.

# ? Nov 20, 2023 22:15

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