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Gordon may or may not also be stoned. No! putting cheetos in your ramen doesn't make it fancy you DONUT! are you adding more salt to it??? it's already salty!! c'mon big man you're going to have a heart attack!
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Is that a used condom and an old gym sock on the counter? loving disgusting! Clean this place up, you muppet! And this! This is what you call loving food!? That's a half heated hotpocket you loving donkey.
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Nov 18, 2023 06:48
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the bloody George Foreman Grill blew the circuit breaker you idiot, that's why the loving burger is raw in the middle
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Nov 18, 2023 06:53
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its loving RAWWWWWWW, wildcats!!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKxhI4I5kq8
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Nov 18, 2023 06:53
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Gordon: …gently caress me. *waves student over* Brayden: how are you liking your costco ling ling potstickers sir? G: Did you make these? B: Yes, Chef!
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Nov 18, 2023 06:56
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This sauce made out of honey mustard, pickle juice, onion flakes, and a secret ingredient... what do you call it? Hmm. "Gary's Party Sauce"? That could use some work, Gary. But the flavors are balanced perfectly. What if I were to grant you a paid summer internship under my best saucier in exchange for the recipe?
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Nov 18, 2023 06:57
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these White Castle® jalapeño cheese sliders, are they fresh or frozen?
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Nov 18, 2023 07:07
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I think gordon would be nice to college students as they are still basically children
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Nov 18, 2023 07:23
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You learned from a cookbook handed down in your family for generations? Let me see this cookbook! Cookbook: https://www.amazon.com/impoverished-students-cookery-drinkery-housekeepery/dp/B0006BPOL8
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Nov 18, 2023 07:27
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when that student puts together a dollar store can of tomato sauce and box of spaghetti noodles https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EcJOmWCdLBs
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Nov 18, 2023 07:31
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Gor! Why dinnae ya git a hot chippy inna skimmy dipper, y' great gram boogley?! Innit!
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Nov 18, 2023 08:05
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A lot of Gordon Ramsey recipes are real mid poo poo
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Nov 18, 2023 08:49
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of course it loving exploded, you left that potato unvented, unwatched, and wrapped in foil to the mercy of a microwave while you were off doing rips does the jar of bacon bits count as an hors d'oeuvre? DOES THE JAR OF BACON BITS COUNT AS AN HORS D'OEUVRE?? DO YOU loving THINK IT DOES? ...girl dinner. she calls fistfuls of bacon bits between bong rips girl dinner. gently caress me how did i even end up here?
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Nov 18, 2023 08:53
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Oh, Ramen with a side of Cheeze Its. Delicious!
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Nov 18, 2023 12:21
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He just had a kid at 57 Ick
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Nov 18, 2023 12:28
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I hate rooting for a healthy age gap just to hope a kid isn't completely orphaned at some point
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Nov 18, 2023 12:44
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Private Cumshoe posted:He just had a kid at 57 Lmao his sixth kid. that's some primo mid life crisis poo poo.
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Private Cumshoe posted:I hate rooting for a healthy age gap just to hope a kid isn't completely orphaned at some point He’s not Tony Randall or anything. He’ll be a sprightly 75 when the kid graduates high school.
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Nov 18, 2023 13:01
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Korton Rumsy
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Nov 18, 2023 13:04
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In order to stretch the budget I'd have my Ramen in a big stolen Pizza Hut glass, with extra "broth". Mmm, ramen water....
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Nov 18, 2023 13:06
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i recommend pointing your speakers out the window
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Szyznyk posted:He’s not Tony Randall or anything. He’ll be a sprightly 75 when the kid graduates high school. 71% of high school dropouts come from fatherless homes
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Korton Rumsy Rorton Kumsy
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Nov 18, 2023 14:46
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Gordon calls in complete soggy microwave cooked poo poo. Kid reveals it's a Gordon Ramsey-branded microwave meal.
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Nov 18, 2023 18:23
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golly gee this is scrummy yummy. uwu. owo
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Nov 18, 2023 18:33
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Jean Philippe .... JEAN PHILIPPE
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JediTalentAgent posted:Gordon calls in complete soggy microwave cooked poo poo. 
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Nov 18, 2023 18:35
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is that risotto any good cause id kill for a good microwave risotto
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GolfHole posted:is that risotto any good cause id kill for a good microwave risotto https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8icHrgGXTA
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Nov 18, 2023 23:03
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it sucks pip pip cheerio
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Nov 18, 2023 23:06
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a nice mushroom rizz-auto with parmi-zan cheese
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Nov 18, 2023 23:07
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This canned ravioli is cold you donkey!
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Nov 18, 2023 23:09
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"Chef" Boyardee my fuckin' rear end.
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jizzoto
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The guys are gonna come over to watch Monday Nitro on uhhhhhhh the USA network, chef!
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Ramsay: Kevin, I have a serious problem with this dish..... Kevin: *gulp* Ramsay: it's that I haven't tasted it sooner. Kevin: Thank you, chef! Ramsay: let me finish. Are you absolutely mad? Have you lost your loving mind? Are you daft? Kevin: chef, i.... Ramsay: I mean, clearly you must be! Putting together mustard and horseradish? Shrimp and bloody potato crisps? I mean it's like you're coming from another planet right now. Kevin: *tears running down face* Chef, I was trying to go for- Ramsay: I don't wanna loving hear it! Because if I do, my head will probably explode! Kevin: *sobs* i'm sorry, chef! Ramsay: don't loving apologize! Don't you dare loving apologize to me! Because I'm not worthy to hear your words. This is not only the best bloody thing I've ever tasted, but it has absolutely blown my mind about what food even means. Kevin: oh, my god!! thank you Chef! Ramsay: everyone else - take notes! Because Kevin here has just shown us what a real Chef can be!
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Nov 19, 2023 05:19
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Hey man you do you this isn't a restaurant and that's a hotplate. Enjoy your kraft dinner and hot dogs mate. Cheers.
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mannerup posted:hmmm what do I get for dinner tonight... decisions decisions You gotta go to flavortown at any given opportunity, obviously
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mannerup posted:hmmm what do I get for dinner tonight... decisions decisions get both and mix them together
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(walks in on me ruining a kettle trying to make weed milk) gently caress me
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