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Why are you mixing ramen and milk you loving loony? You donkey?!
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"Ah, finally, some good jugs filled entirely with piss"
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Nov 19, 2023 10:04
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I want to see you on that plate - literally.
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Nov 20, 2023 14:27
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*looks down at the "rice bowl" made with microwave rice, mixed veggies, salt, and pepper with a look of sheer contempt on his face*
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Nov 20, 2023 15:13
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Our signature cocktail is Code Red Mountain Dew mixed with a generous portion of Admiral Nelson’s spiced rum. This is served in the oversized light-up plastic beer mug our Chef received on Saint Patrick's Day from that bar that was recently shut down by the county.
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Nov 20, 2023 15:14
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Shut it down
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Nov 20, 2023 17:12
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It looks like a dog's dinner, but let's see how it tastes, right? Noodles are crunchy, very al dente, cheese is just layered here in heaps. The ground meat is seasoned nicely, though, points for that. Overall? It's a disappointment. Back in line.
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Nov 20, 2023 17:13
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Extra Large Marge posted:Our signature cocktail is Code Red Mountain Dew mixed with a generous portion of Admiral Nelson’s spiced rum. This is served in the oversized light-up plastic beer mug our Chef received on Saint Patrick's Day from that bar that was recently shut down by the county. I don't know how you've done it but you've done it. Ascend the staircase and claim your golden bong!
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Nov 20, 2023 17:43
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The challenge was for cold spam and white bread. Where's the white bread?!?!! That's unfortunate.
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Nov 21, 2023 07:25
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mmm, yum yum yum, oi this is so yummy govnah! 
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Nov 21, 2023 07:28
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Yeah you tell him gordo *funnels the 2nd tombstone pizza into my gaping maw as i spew crumbs all over the good duvet*
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Nov 21, 2023 08:14
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Das Boo posted:Gor! Why dinnae ya git a hot chippy inna skimmy dipper, y' great gram boogley?! Innit!
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Nov 21, 2023 08:26
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"This is not pasta sauce. This is barbecue sauce. You just poured it all over the noodles. I can't taste anything except store-brand 'sweet hickory'. Why even bother with the pasta? Just drink it straight from the bottle, you love it so much!" "Stop drinking it straight from the bottle! That part wasn't cooking advice!"
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Nov 21, 2023 08:29
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What is this? Frozen pizza? Why is it completely burnt? Oh yeah. That's my special pizza technique. I figured it out after I put a pizza in the oven and accidentally passed out on the futon while watching "Step Brothers" Lovely
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Nov 21, 2023 15:15
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Now let me ask you, this macaroni you used, did you make it fresh? From a box? drat. drat, drat, drat. That's a bloody shame.
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Nov 21, 2023 15:18
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At this point, I expected better. We're looking for something ELEVATED here. So how do you do that? Stoned chefs are the best chefs, period. Smoking is the ONLY way to elevate your food. Samantha, side-effects are totally normal. If your heart is beating out of your chest, that's good! Don't be afraid to smoke more! Smoke until you feel the inspiration!
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Nov 21, 2023 19:00
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Listen bro, it's quiet hours. You need to stop yelling unless you want to get in trouble with the RA
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Nov 21, 2023 19:16
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"Of course we have 'pop tarts' in england, they're called the spice girls, what do you mean toast?"
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Nov 21, 2023 19:25
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Mmmmm, this Kraft Deluxe Mac and Cheese is real yum yum in my tum tum!
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Nov 30, 2023 09:04
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This isn't refined cocaine, it's loving raaaaaaw! I've snorted better poo poo off a homeless man, get the gently caress out of here!
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Nov 30, 2023 09:07
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"that's not how you smoke a loving ham , you dolt"
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Nov 30, 2023 22:22
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blimey this is bad
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Nov 30, 2023 23:12
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Are those hotdogs in your mac n cheese? Yes, chef gordon takes a bite Blimey, and what's this I'm tasting--is that a hint of tabasco? Y-yyes, chef Fuckin' amazing, well done.
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Nov 30, 2023 23:18
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Don't know why they call it Hamburger Helper, does just fine on its own.
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Nov 30, 2023 23:41
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"This is terrible beyond words, you stupid c----! loving DIE!" (Punches the student to the ground, then kicks him in the guts til he carks it)
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Dec 1, 2023 10:49
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Guest Chef Ulillillia showing the contestants how to perfectly cook a frozen pizza, and then use napkins to degrease it 
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Dec 2, 2023 02:34
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I wish I were cool enough to hang out with Ulilililia
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Dec 2, 2023 09:31
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Heck even Gordon Ramsey but, you know, I'd rather be cool enough to hang out with Ulilililia but that's a tougher ask
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Dec 2, 2023 09:31
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You can’t pan fry dolphin meat you horse loving Frenchman.
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Dec 2, 2023 11:23
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"So, I take this is supposed to be a meal to help with weight loss? No? Why not? I mean, if I ate a plate full of this I'd be making GBS threads my arse all night long and lose 5lbs by morning! I'd only be making GBS threads myself if I was lucky and not also leaning over and trying to puke into a trashbin by the sink at the same time! IT'S RAW! THAT'S WHY! Oh, you eat it all the time, do you! Tell me, just for curiosity's sake: How often after you eat this do you spend the night in the loo? YEAH?! REALLY!?! Did you never put two and two together and come up with SHITE!"
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Dec 2, 2023 11:59
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*Sighing* You spent your trust fund money to not only buy wagyu beef, but then paid the butcher to grind it up, and THEN paid for a 'taco bell seasoning pack' just to make homemade tacos using wagyu beef. I can't. I can't even deal with this right now. Who was the absolute genius of a butcher that allowed you to walk out of the store with ground wagyu?! How much did you pay? $400?! This isn't a joke so I don't know why're you're laughing about this. No one is impressed with your $400 tacos, plus whatever the Taco Bell spices cost... PUT THAT loving JOINT DOWN AND LISTEN TO ME! I'm trying to help you!
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Dec 2, 2023 12:12
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Gordon, let's just go to the cafeteria. You can use my guest pass and get the bacon jalapeno mac and cheese.
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Dec 2, 2023 19:08
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Extra Large Marge posted:Gordon, let's just go to the cafeteria. You can use my guest pass and get the bacon jalapeno mac and cheese. Gordon's not ready for such gourmet meals.
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Dec 2, 2023 19:27
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Grinding up Gordon's Frozen risotto to make Xzibit risotto that has Frozen risotto in risotto.
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Dec 2, 2023 21:07
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Kharnifex posted:Guest Chef Ulillillia showing the contestants how to perfectly cook a frozen pizza, and then use napkins to degrease it Wonder if this guy ever learned to use chairs or walk up stairs
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Dec 2, 2023 21:35
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Mr.Acula posted:Wonder if this guy ever learned to use chairs or walk up stairs Thanks Dr. Seuss.
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Dec 2, 2023 21:50
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Extra row of tits posted:Thanks Dr. Seuss. lmao
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Dec 2, 2023 22:27
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Stolen pasta from the cafeteria and ramen
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Dec 2, 2023 22:28
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No that cup of noodles styrofoam isn't microwavable! poo poo It is now? Really? gently caress I'm old And I just had a freaking kid!
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he called me a slur because I put barbecue sauce on a ham and swiss
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